Donovan douchebag the dimeless

[sally]

Yep, coming up on 20 years, longest I've ever been in one location. Of course, I was alive for 25 years before that and packed quite a bit of living into those years, especially from 13 on when I was essentially on my own. I do the same sort of work you do, dumbass, which as you well know is spiritually rewarding if not terribly well-paying. You'll notice I've never made fun of your real job, just the bullshit lies you make up to feel better about yourself.

My life has been about the acquisition of learning and experience, not shiny useless trinkets that collect dust and wind up at the pawnbroker's shop. In the pursuit of that knowledge I have chosen a number of paths that led me away from greater wealth but toward individual fulfillment. A greedy grasping con artist like yourself would not understand that concept and I don't expect you to. But here's a little lesson about the lifelong quest for material goods. I am currently liquidating the estate of a couple who scrimped and saved and worked hard following the american dream of financial security. They built a retirement nest egg, they bought and invested in a home, they purchased tons of nice things.

Then they died. The retirement fund is going to repair the house for sale to strangers. The leftovers will be divided among offspring. The nice items, the crafty home improvements, the lifetime of acquired shiny bits of stuff will be picked over and discarded like so much garbage. Two days ago I stood in a trashed and half-empty room of what used to be their fine formal dining area and noticed that the little table their remains stood on had been taken, and their ashes had been left sitting on the floor in the little wood storage boxes with their pictures on it surveying what was left.

That is what their lifetime of saving amounted to. Two piles of ash overseeing the dismantling of everything they held dear. From their vantage point on the floor next to bags of trash.

So you go about your dreams and I'll go about mine, and good luck with that gathering of shit other people will enjoy when you die.

+1

Would you get your big nose out of Donovan's flabby ass already, you fat bum. Jesus Christ.

[Cynical Ninja]

Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard and local community. Those ancient and modern works of art and famous monuments will still be there for a while, I'm in no big hurry to see them, I'm busy enjoying life.

Stonehenge pedates american indian understanding of the seasons and the need to farm animals.

The native americans making an animal instinct the ancient mammoth they killed to extinction with no understanding of not being able to replace them that's pretty stupid!

You hunt your meat until extinction then mourn its passing! Typical bush nigger thinking!

[sally]

Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard

Those would be called mosquitoes, you fucking idiot.

[Clang McFly]

Yep, coming up on 20 years, longest I've ever been in one location. Of course, I was alive for 25 years before that and packed quite a bit of living into those years, especially from 13 on when I was essentially on my own. I do the same sort of work you do, dumbass, which as you well know is spiritually rewarding if not terribly well-paying. You'll notice I've never made fun of your real job, just the bullshit lies you make up to feel better about yourself.

My life has been about the acquisition of learning and experience, not shiny useless trinkets that collect dust and wind up at the pawnbroker's shop. In the pursuit of that knowledge I have chosen a number of paths that led me away from greater wealth but toward individual fulfillment. A greedy grasping con artist like yourself would not understand that concept and I don't expect you to. But here's a little lesson about the lifelong quest for material goods. I am currently liquidating the estate of a couple who scrimped and saved and worked hard following the american dream of financial security. They built a retirement nest egg, they bought and invested in a home, they purchased tons of nice things.

Then they died. The retirement fund is going to repair the house for sale to strangers. The leftovers will be divided among offspring. The nice items, the crafty home improvements, the lifetime of acquired shiny bits of stuff will be picked over and discarded like so much garbage. Two days ago I stood in a trashed and half-empty room of what used to be their fine formal dining area and noticed that the little table their remains stood on had been taken, and their ashes had been left sitting on the floor in the little wood storage boxes with their pictures on it surveying what was left.

That is what their lifetime of saving amounted to. Two piles of ash overseeing the dismantling of everything they held dear. From their vantage point on the floor next to bags of trash.

So you go about your dreams and I'll go about mine, and good luck with that gathering of shit other people will enjoy when you die.

+1

Would you get your big nose out of Donovan's flabby ass already, you fat bum. Jesus Christ.

Why? You need my big nose to plug your bleeding vagina, you fat bitch?

[Clang McFly]

Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard

Those would be called mosquitoes, you fucking idiot.

Go suck a tampon, you dirty whore.

[ramseycat]

CNN and Don, why do you two fight over who has the better life? Who has more money ? Who has more possession? Who cares as long as each of you is happy with your own life?

[Duchess]

CNN and Don, why do you two fight over who has the better life? Who has more money ? Who has more possession? Who cares as long as each of you is happy with your own life?

Because it's fun.

[Duchess]

CNN and Don

I'm not either one of those people.

[HairOfTheDog]

CNN and Don

I'm not either one of those people.

I just realized that I answered a post username addressed to Six and CN in another thread.

[crash]

You two've been hanging around the spy guy too long...

[HairOfTheDog]

You two've been hanging around the spy guy too long...

I think he's hiding from us.

I told him he was talking out of his ass yesterday, because he was.

And, Duchess called him a gawd damn fruit, just because she's cruel like that.

Apparently, it felt like a beating. Poor spy...

[sally]

Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard

Those would be called mosquitoes, you fucking idiot.

Go suck a tampon, you dirty whore.

That's disgusting, Clang. But since we're on the subject of tampons, have you ever tucked your dick back and stuck one up your butt? It might make you feel more like a woman, just a suggestion.

[FAHQTOO]

I think he's showing us his "bad ass troll" side.

Notice he didn't give you a stupid smiley when he told you to suck a dirty tampon.

[FAHQTOO]

I think he's showing us his "bad ass troll" side.

Notice he didn't give you a stupid smiley when he told you to suck a dirty tampon.

Whoopsie...he didn't say dirty tampon, so lucky for you Sally, you can suck a clean one.

[Clang McFly]

Who needs to travel when there's a diverse group of people and cultures to socialize with right in my backyard

Those would be called mosquitoes, you fucking idiot.

Go suck a tampon, you dirty whore.

That's disgusting, Clang. But since we're on the subject of tampons, have you ever tucked your dick back and stuck one up your butt? It might make you feel more like a woman, just a suggestion.

No, butt I did stick a maxi pad in my panties and jizz into it.

And fyi tampon sucking is way less disgusting than picturing you on the crapper scarfing down a crate of crab rangoons.

[Clang McFly]

I think he's showing us his "bad ass troll" side.

Notice he didn't give you a stupid smiley when he told you to suck a dirty tampon.

I try not to use a smilie for most of my mocks/insults ever since someone here told me my first good mock was not bad but would have been more effective without the smilie.

Besides I like the fact that I kinda adopted the smilie as my own.

[Clang McFly]

I think he's showing us his "bad ass troll" side.

Notice he didn't give you a stupid smiley when he told you to suck a dirty tampon.

Whoopsie...he didn't say dirty tampon, so lucky for you Sally, you can suck a clean one.

If she can find a clean one. It will be like looking for a needle in a haystack. The haystack that she just had sex in, the filthy whore.

[BlueTiki]

. . . dirty whore.

. . . filthy whore.

Awwww!

Obviously thinking of Mum on her anniversary.

That type of language goes nicely with cubed steak, instant mashed potatoes and frozen Green Giant corn.

Lest we forget the day old bakery markdown chocolate cake from a Kroger chain.

[sally]

If she can find a clean one. It will be like looking for a needle in a haystack. The haystack that she just had sex in, the filthy whore.

He's gonna make a good priest, this one. The lying cake baking mother fucker.

[Clang McFly]

That type of language goes nicely with sirloin steak, real mashed potatoes and fresh corn on the cob and chocolate cake made from scratch.

Fixed that for you. I'll give you half a point though since the corn in the cob is from the freezer, but was fresh when mom bought it and put it in there).