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#21


Still feeling pissy, huh?
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#22
Don't worry; you'll be another dwarf tomorrow.



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#23
I'm a different dwarf every hour.
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#24


Are you ready to move, Ramsey? It won't be long now. Are you going to miss anything about the Empire State?
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#25
The move is in two weeks. We are almost ready. I will miss snow at Christmas and apple picking. The fall colors. I'm nervous about the move and having Mike in the house. There is that safety net when he is at the nursing home. I'm excited about the move too. I would really just like to get it over with.
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#26
Really pissed off. We are in a medical transport can and this driver sucks. He drives like a ducking maniac yet still manages to take the long way. The bratts keep calling every five minutes asking when will I be home. His forbid they make themselves a sandwich. Fucking A!
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#27
Dammit! FUCKING NOT DUCKUNG. I AM GETTING MORE PISSED OF BY THE MINUTE.
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#28


It's okay. I understood everything you meant to convey...

...God help me.
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#29
I'm too pissed to and too rattled to type coherently. I need a doob.
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#30
(09-13-2013, 06:49 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Kiss. My. Ass.

That'd be a lot of fucking kissing!
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#31
(09-13-2013, 05:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I'm too pissed to and too rattled to type coherently. I need a doob.


I think it would be good if you lost your shit completely & went off on the driver. Please record it. Thanks!

I'll mail some weed to your new address.
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#32
(09-13-2013, 05:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I'm too pissed to and too rattled to type coherently. I need a doob.

That makes too of us.

You're a boob.
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#33
STFU User. I'm lucky to be alive after that ride. When we got there I told his partner he needs to tell his dude how to drive. He laughed. They didn't get a tip. Laugh at that asshole.
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#34
Did you have to ride in the trunk again? They suck!!
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#35
If you're gonna keep stiffing on-the-job drivers, you might wanna consider one of those fancy bulletproof shields for your Coach bag, rams.
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#36
(09-15-2013, 11:09 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: you might wanna consider one of those fancy bulletproof shields for your Coach bag, rams.


hah
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#37
Thanks HOTD. I wouldn't want my bag to be scratched or damaged. My baby!!
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(09-15-2013, 12:25 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Thanks HOTD. I wouldn't want my bag to be scratched or damaged. My baby!!

Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Kinda thinking that the shield goes inside the bag, rams.

Here, these kids with bulletproof shields (INSIDE their backpacks) can show you how it works.

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Unless you're like one of those people who'd rather die than live with emergency workers discovering that they're wearing dirty underwear (I guess a damaged Coach could be just as serious and blush-worthy for survivors), the bag is gonna have to be sacrificed.

Sometimes life's just not fair...
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#39


Nothing against the cute kids but that is so fucked up. SMH.
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#40
Trying to shield Ramsey with a coach bag would be like trying to shield a rhino with a tissue..
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