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GUESS WHAT
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09-18-2013, 06:01 AM


Uh oh, guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. Huh? Anybody? Ramsey, hey, guess what day it is. Aw c’mon I know you can hear me. Sally, Sally, Sally, Sally, what day is it, Sally? Wuuhahaha. FQ2, guess what today is.

Hump Daaaayyyyy! Yeaaaaa!!

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09-18-2013, 06:09 AM
I LOVE that commercial!
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09-18-2013, 06:43 AM
Ya got that right, every time that commercial comes on, I'm in synch with the camel it make me laugh! hah
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09-18-2013, 07:37 AM
WOO HOO!!!
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09-18-2013, 07:38 AM


hah I've been waiting for someone to say that.
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09-18-2013, 08:14 AM
HUUUMP DAY! Bass Ass Grin
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09-18-2013, 08:29 AM
This thread is even worse than Ramsey's stupid Friday threads. After you're done pretending to be camels you can do the Carlton.
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09-18-2013, 09:01 AM
(09-18-2013, 08:29 AM)sally Wrote: This thread is even worse than Ramsey's stupid Friday threads.


Aww, c'mon. I thought of you first thing this mornin' cuz you're my little sweetie pie. KissKissKissKiss.

Now, you pretend to be a camel & like it, Missy.
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09-18-2013, 10:19 AM
It's family court day for me. Sitting in the waiting room now. The ex is looking all sorts of crazy. He is being a dick and arguing with me in front of everyone. Have a drink asshole and settle down.
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09-18-2013, 10:23 AM
Sometimes the dumbest commercials are the funniest. The GEICO ones make me chuckle. Especially the Dikembe Motumbo blocking shots one. There was a commercial a while back that had these woodchucks throwing firewood into a lake and the farmer was yelling "hey you goddamn woodchucks quit chucking that wood!" Or something like that. Cracked me up every time I saw it.
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09-18-2013, 10:24 AM
Now I've seen it all. This dude has on a t-shirt that says "you don't want to mess with this fucker." In court. He wore that to court. People are dumb.
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09-18-2013, 10:28 AM
Ramsey you need to master the blank stare. When he rants at you just pretend you're at the zoo watching a monkey throw its own poop. Show no emotion, no response, then when he finally stops for a breath say one of these two things: "Do I know you?" Or "All this horrible treatment is STILL better than being married to you."
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09-18-2013, 11:04 AM
HAHAHAHAHA Don. I don't really respond. I just sir there and pretend I don't know him.
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09-18-2013, 11:27 AM
I'm so happy it's hump Daaayyy...I think I'll make it a hump night too.
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09-18-2013, 12:23 PM
Yeah, we all know what today is. But who knows what TOMORROW is? Huh? Duchess, what is it, hah? Maggot, Maggot Maggot...know what tomorrow is?











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09-18-2013, 12:28 PM
Oh shit!!
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09-18-2013, 02:08 PM
(09-18-2013, 11:27 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'm so happy it's hump Daaayyy...I think I'll make it a hump night too.


This is how it is supposed to be done. Thank you very much! Sally take a note.
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