THANKSGIVING WEEK

[Clang McFly]

Oh, so that's what you call it. And to think all this time I just thought you were a lazy bum that mooched off your elderly parents.

I also call it unpaid caregiver to my elderly parents who refuse to go to a nursing home and who despite saying they want to move out to senior apartments seem in no rush to do so.

[Cynical Ninja]

I also call it unpaid caregiver to my elderly parents who refuse to go to a nursing home and who despite saying they want to move out to senior apartments seem in no rush to do so.

You ungrateful, disrespectful piece of fucking shit! After all they have done for you you want your parents to go into a nursing home to die because you are too fucking fat and lazy to look after them in their old age.

I hope and pray they disown you and write you out of both their wills. When my mother gets too old to cope on her own she will be coming to live with me I'm not sending her to a fucking nursing home to live with strangers.

I spit in your face and I fart in your general direction you fat pile of donkey spunk.

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm not dead just lead a laid back carefree simplistic existence. Your jealousy is so transparent. I'm fairly sure it's also what irks you about Donovan and Esad.

Laidback? Carefree? Simplistic? More like lazy, worthless and pointless. Even the concept that I am in anyway jealous of a fat unemployed virgin with a skull full of porridge is just ludicrously stupid.

Donovan and esad? I'll put it this way just so you are clear on where we currently stand. I have infinitely more respect for them than I have for you. Yes that's right I have a great deal more respect for a man that looks like Bullwinkle with brain damage and said he wanted to snort my fathers ashes than you.

Just so we are clear about how I feel about you. Donovan and esad both work for a living, they both regularly have sex with real women, they both pay taxes, and they are both funny and occasionally quite sharp and smart. In essence they are everything you aren't.

I would rather buy donovan brand new lounge furniture and an infinite supply of halloween candy than give you a quarter.

[Donovan]

Sounds like Cinnamon didn't get his annual half-blowjob this year.

[Cynical Ninja]

Clang McFuck made the fatal mistake of rattling my fucking cage this morning. The sheer lack of respect he has for his parents who he has been leeching off for most of his worthless life makes me want vomit blood.

[Clang McFly]

Sounds like Cinnamon didn't get his annual half-blowjob this year.

show some respect. His midget butler died last week.

[Duchess]

Clang McFuck made the fatal mistake of rattling my fucking cage this morning.

He rattled your cage, huh?

You do know he takes care of his elderly parents, right?

[Cynical Ninja]

You do know he takes care of his elderly parents, right?[/i][/size]

He's made it abundantly clear that he would rather not have to do so though. He wishes they would just fuck off and go into a home or sheltered housing and completely wash his hands of having to care for them even after leeching off them for years. I mean come on duch?! A 40 year old man still getting an allowance from his parents?! I stopped getting an allowance when I got my first little job when I was 14! I was more independent and responsible than Clang 26 years ago when I was still in high school!

Our parents have a duty of care for us when we need them and we have a duty of care towards them when they need us. Like I said we will look after my mother when she's too old to cope on her own and we won't consider it work we should be paid for either like clang the worthless does.

[Cynical Ninja]

show some respect. His midget butler died last week.

I see you have chosen not to deny or argue with any of the points I made about you being a fat worthless piece of shit?

You're wise because you know everything I said is 100% true clang McFuck.

[Duchess]

come on duch

It pains my greatly to admit this, particularly on a site such as this - something shifted inside me, I don't know if it's because I'm old as dirt or maybe just because I'm so goddamn happy but now I want everyone to be happy & content. I want sunshine and butterflies for everyone and unless I'm feeling snarky and bitchy I don't like to see people picked on. It hurts me, OP, it hurts my loving, gentle heart.

[Cynical Ninja]

It pains my greatly to admit this, particularly on a site such as this - something shifted inside me, I don't know if it's because I'm old as dirt or maybe just because I'm so goddamn happy but now I want everyone to be happy & content. I want sunshine and butterflies for everyone and unless I'm feeling snarky and bitchy I don't like to see people picked on. It hurts me, OP, it hurts my loving, gentle heart.[/i][/size]

“Picked on”?! I really don't know what you mean by that? Are you labelling me as somekind of bully? Clang is a 40 year old man who chooses to frequent this place. A 40 year old man who happily leeches off his parents then turns around and says “I wish they would sod off into a home I really can't be arsed looking after the old cunts anymore”. You are ok with that attitude? Well I'm not and I reserve the right to express that directly to the fat fucker within the rules of this forum.

[Duchess]

I only gagged once typing that.

[Cynical Ninja]

I only gagged once typing that.

What happened to you? You used to be cool!

Lol.

Sometimes I feel like a dinosaur in here, the last remnant from old Mock, sitting in the corner growling while everyone else swaps cooking tips and anecdotes about their last trip to the shops.

Its devolved for me into the similar forum experience you get at most others now.

[Duchess]

OP! That was my way of saying I was dickin' around.

[Duchess]

the last remnant from old Mock

Your comment is neither right nor wrong, good or bad - this is just an observation on my part, your remark that I quoted would make LC very happy. She had a vision for what she called the "new" Mock, she wanted a site where everyone could have actual conversations, we trusted people to be adults even when we are all acting juvenile. She thought there was room for it all in Mock and I agreed with her. We didn't want constant vitriol, we were okay with Mock evolving. Mock's pretty much perfect right now, people do what they want, talk about what they want. We are very lucky that some of our Members have been with us for years at this point.

[sally]

Sometimes I feel like a dinosaur in here, the last remnant from old Mock, sitting in the corner growling while everyone else swaps cooking tips and anecdotes about their last trip to the shops.

I tried to keep it going, I really did. But then people started being nice to me and it makes it hard. I do try to throw out something mean and hateful every once in a while.

[Blindgreed1]

Sometimes I feel like a dinosaur in here, the last remnant from old Mock, sitting in the corner growling while everyone else swaps cooking tips and anecdotes about their last trip to the shops.

I tried to keep it going, I really did. But then people started being nice to me and it makes it hard. I do try to throw out something mean and hateful every once in a while.

[Clang McFly]

He rattled your cage, huh?

You do know he takes care of his elderly parents, right?[/i][/size]

THIS. See Duchess knows The the difference between trolling and sincerity.

[username]

I only gagged once typing that.

Don't ever fucking do that again!!! I almost had a damn stroke, ya' crusty bitch!

[Duchess]