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Nice little “jokey” joke
#1
What's the difference between clang and a savings bond?

A savings bond eventually matures and earns money.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#2
Lol.
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#3
Here's 2 other nice little “jokey” joke for you!

When I was a little kid I had a realistic dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow! And when I woke up!.........I was being sexually abused.

I do my bit! I like to help sexually abused teenagers.......find their way out of my house.

What's blue and comes in pints?

A whale!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#4
Don't give up your day job, CN.
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#5
I would say the same to you if you had a job.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#6
You think you're special because you work from home as a social worker for imaginary people? I could get a job doing that today if I wanted to.
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#7
I have to juggle this place with my work every day, assholes coming in bugging me, dickheads going out with my shoe dangling out their ass...........Its very tough and complicated but I do it Sally yes I do.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#8
Your shoe dangling out their ass...HAHAHAHAHA
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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