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Let's paraphrase MF to help him
#1
I have decided to steal one of MF's ideas for a change instead of the usual scenario, i.e him stealing my ideas.

Hello, I only run things for my entertainment, I care about nobody else and nothing else accept my own amusement, I am proud of the fact I would rather fuck a pillow than my hairy wife, I regularly have deep intellectual conversations with my dog who can talk, if you haven't got a firearm in your house you clearly have no freedom whatsoever, I see nothing wrong with constantly taking the piss out of the country that created the entire existence, culture, and history of my country, I regularly have to reaffirm my own sexuality because I am incredibly insecure about it, I think womens vagina are ugly things, I am an pussy assed agnostic lacking in the courage to make a adult decision about spiritual matters, I am an excellent mocker for example "hamsters, metro sexual, muslim, rotten teeth" see?, sheer genius, I am proud of the fact I am genetically predisposed towards cowardice and meek surrender, I am proud of the fact I am a greasy guinea twat who likes to stick coins up his arse in his spare time, these forums are my life, I spend all day everyday on these forums, my children who get virtually no attention from me refer to me as "Mister"
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#2
A few key things were factually incorrect but I was happy with a lot of that!
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