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Aries

An Aries individual loves to be a trophy on your arm. They love to be taken out, shown off, and then be made love to by you afterwards.

They expect you to acknowledge them constantly when you are in a crowd. There is nothing that an Aries native hates more then watching you chat other people up. In fact, an Aries that is offended this way thinks nothing of getting rid of you waltzing out the door with someone else.

Taurus

Taurus individuals are great lovers. They love a good meal at home and then to be completely loved from head to toe by you. Make sure the surroundings are luxurious and peaceful and you will be rewarded for your trouble. The Taurus male in particular is all about pleasing the partner.

The sensitive Taurus dislikes sleeping in a bed that is not their own. If you want to seduce a Taurus, you have a better chance of succeeding if you do it on his or her own turf.

Gemini

Many of you who have crushes on this sign may be dismayed to learn that even though they dress provocatively, many are simply not that interested in sex. They like the idea of flirting and witty conversation that precedes it better than the actual act.

If you do manage to have sex with one of the Twins, you will then be presented with the challenge of keeping them faithful. One key is to keep a Gemini wondering about what may happen next. A curious Gemini is a happy one!

Cancer

If you are attracted to a Cancer native, then get ready to do a lot stroking of the ego. They are one of the highest maintenance of all of the signs. This sign craves physical contact, lots of affection, and more than the usual amount of emotional reassurance as well.

You always have to show him or her that you are “working on the relationship.” This means keeping your promises, always doing what you will say you will do, and following through when you say you will do something to progress the relationship. The Cancer must trust you or there is no erotic freedom.

Leo

If you are going out with a Leo woman, take her to the most expensive designer shop you can find and let her pick out anything she wants. She will be yours.

If you are going out with a Leo man, then make sure you constantly compliment him as sincerely as you can about his ability to make money or potential to make a lot of money. Make sure that he knows that you perceive him as some kind of genius. Leos love people who make them feel good. Never criticize either the male or female lion or you will be denied sex.

Virgo

Virgo’s are often called the control freaks of the horoscope. They usually invent a world and live in it. This is usually not a fantasy world. It is usually a very practical world that is all about reaching a long-term goal in some way.

Nothing turns them on more than the idea of commitment. You should also avoid being too loud when it comes to what you wear. Virgos need to feel safe and secure or they are not turned on.

Libra

People born under the sign of the Scales have senses of humor that almost seem designed to keep intimacy away. It can take ages before you get a straight answer out of them. This is so you don’t get too close and ask them to make a decision.

They also like to make the first move (even the women) and will lose interest quickly in a person that they don’t feel in control of or that they feel they no longer have to chase. Don’t pursue or there will never ever be any erotic moments.

Scorpio

Scorpios are motivated by jealousy. For instance, a Scorpio woman will always want a man if she thinks other women want him too. The man can be ugly, broke, and a criminal, but if she thinks he is wanted by others she will go for it. The same type of principle applies to the Scorpio man. You can be barefoot, pregnant, and have two cents to your name, but if the Scorpio male thinks that you are desired, he will go for it.

Therefore, if you want to appear attractive to a Scorpio, it is a really good idea to make yourself appear sought after romantically by others.

Sagittarius

These sensual creatures love food and drink, perfumes, and anything scented. They do not like jealous or controlling behaviour and like to give you a bit of a chase.

Being a sign that symbolizes travel, it goes without saying that planning a trip of any kind will please a Sagittarius. Seducing them on a train or in a hotel is a wonderful idea. They also thrive in exotic climates such as a hot desert or at the top of a high mountain.

Capricorn

Capricorns also thrive on tons of unconditional support and love, so even though they are luxury loving, you also earn big points with them just by being there at the right place and the right time.

If you offer to do errands or fix things for a female Capricorn, you will win her heart completely. If you offer to decorate a male Capricorn’s home or garden for him, he will find you sexy. If you want to impress a Capricorn, you should also go to a great effort to schedule one on one quality time with him or her.

Aquarius

An Aquarian’s favorite thing is to sit down and have a long talk with someone they love. They are excellent one on one companion and make good therapists. They also love to talk about themselves and their long-term goals so be sure to share in his or her enthusiasm for planning the future.

This sign also enjoys anything that is on the cutting edge of fashion and culture. If you dress really well, the Aquarian will be turned on.

Pisces

Pisces want to share everything that you have, including your money. They find joint bank accounts sexy.

Pisces are also a very emotionally insecure sign. You may have to always reassure them that they are number one. The way to do this is by giving them somewhat pricey gifts but also to spend as much quality time with them as possible. This means taking long walks with them, holding their hands and kissing them as often as possible.
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#2
Yes............wait, no.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#3
Not at all.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#4
Yep, pretty much.
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#5
No, not in the least
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#6
I'm a Leo and I like expensive stuff. I wouldn't go on a second date with a guy if he wasn't willing to spend the cash.
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#7
Not even close
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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#8
Partially. Practical? Yes, that is accurate. Control freak? Not even close.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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#9
No, not even close.
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#10
Candle wax on nipples?

It's like I'm an open book that everyone is reading.

Barbed-wire brassiere's?

Wow!

You're good!
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#11
Depends who I'm with
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#12


Mine's pretty much spot on.
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#13
(04-25-2014, 06:06 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Partially. Practical? Yes, that is accurate. Control freak? Not even close.
You may want to ask others who interact with you regularly if they agree with you on this. Virgo's typically have issues understanding how they are percieved. I don't feel like i'm a control freak either, but I have been told that I am. hah
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#14
I don't believe in all that bollocks. I don't follow it and my child doesn't even know what they are.
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#15


ARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.

ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting...hmmm!

TAURUS MEN: He is the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.

GEMINI WOMEN: Often the aggressor; you are never embarrassed by your behaviour because you never adhere to any standards except your own. Your main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favourite gadget: the vibrator.


GEMINI MEN: He likes it with the lights on in front of a mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favourite pastime, but will take his time with the other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more than adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone: move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm.

CANCER WOMEN: Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvellous lover for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your favourite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure!

CANCER MEN: His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than bad: likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You'll like the trip as it as much travelling to a place as it is arriving.

LEO WOMEN: Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets! Intensely responsive and there are bed partners who have scars to prove it. Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates: Libra, Scorpio, Saggitarius, Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cut-out bras and panties!


LEO MEN: Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is okay when he is on the receiving end. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.

VIRGO WOMEN: You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favourite kink: can't truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.


VIRGO MEN: Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don't expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zones: his buttocks.

LIBRA WOMEN: Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Saggitarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your buttocks are exposed.


LIBRA MEN: Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He like women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!

SCORPIO WOMEN: Inquisitive, searching and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfect lady in public, you dress and act like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for answer and when interested in someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces. Props you love: scented body oils, flavoured lubricating gels, and vibrators.


SCORPIO MEN: A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the inside of thighs. Likes it in water, but his kink is that the prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.

SAGITTARIUS WOMEN: You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your partner comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories - gloves and shoes!


SAGITTARIUS MEN: Sex is rarely an intense experience with him - he often comes too quickly, but he'll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive effect! Erogenous zones: hips and thighs. And he likes to look at a woman's calves and thighs, and likes to have sex with a woman in stockings.


CAPRICORN WOMEN: Don't need much foreplay - you go straight from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not interested in exotic variation; only staying in power. Since you like to dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythym, and please yourself. Once into a rhythym, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting here more than once. Also a scratcher and screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Scorpio and Pisces.


CAPRICORN MEN: Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer (that is schemer, not a screamer!). Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. Here is the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage that starts at the lower back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.


AQUARIUS WOMEN: A slow starter, you idealise love and encompass it with tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and likes to try new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won't try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best sex mates: Arie, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius. Favourite sex position: standing up, and in water.


AQUARIUS MEN: Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have to be revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistance. He will always see you through to climax. A woman that knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be denied!

PISCES WOMEN: Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right ambiance. You aresexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Favourite places: in a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces.


PISCES MEN: Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn't get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal; prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving. Likes sex in a chair. He likes to be submissive. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release. Erogenous zones: massaging and caressing his feet
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Apparently I should have been Taurean..
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#17
This one's way off base for me.
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#18


I expect this trend to continue.
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