IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK

[Duchess]

It's a beautiful day. I had a plan for the day but I shot it to hell. It's much too nice to be doing things I should be doing. I'm going to do what I want today and you can too.

[Duchess]

Y'all should seize the day. Grab it & growl.

That might be Sally's stomach you hear growling.

[ramseycat]

We are in the path of some storms. Supposed to get 3-5 inches of rain between tonight and Wednesday. Great. The backyard will be a swamp and the dogs will be filthy. Ima a little pissy today.

[aussiefriend]

I bought a fire pit for the outdoors, I sit on the outdoor garden swing and just watch the fire. It's very relaxing. I should be studying for an exam, but it was a beautiful day and it's going to rain all week so I made the most of it.

[ramseycat]

I want to get a fire pit for the deck.

[FAHQTOO]

I played hooky today...fuck work, who needs it anyways?

It's going to rain all week. Somebody build an Ark.

[ramseycat]

I'm being kinda lazy. I started the dishwasher and put in a load of wash. Tidied up the kitchen. But that's about it. It's gray and yucky out. I feel like taking a nap.

[Duchess]

The rain hasn't made it here yet so I've been doing things outside. I went for a ride, pushed the mower a little, did some tree trimming. Zoom Zoom. Now I'm jonesin' for a calzone but I'll probably settle for an antipasto. It's too early for dinner, isn't it.

[Maggot]

I had an itch on my toe so I took my shoe off and scratched it.

[Duchess]

Thank you for not farting.

[Nickdaflameperson]

I am still at work, did nothing today, the funny part is that they think I did everything as supposed, so I guess I followed by letter the whole idea of yours, of doing nothing, other than what the things we want to do. I still have 20 minutes before I go, if I hurry up, maybe I'll be able to convice myself I did something after all...lol.

[Nickdaflameperson]

Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.

[Maggot]

Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.

Fucking pussy!

[HairOfTheDog]

Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.

No worries, Nick.

We're just like one big happy family...



No one's gonna come gunnin' for you over atrocious grammar or anything. Really.

Meow, meow - here pussycat...lol.

[Maggot]

Google chrome is different.

[HairOfTheDog]

??

Sorry Otis, you lost me.

Does the family portrait look different in another browser?

[Nickdaflameperson]

Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.

Fucking pussy!

hahahaha, I'll have to make thread of this one, cause in some cases, the only exit is to be a pussy when you don't have the intelligence (the coolness) or write skills that could support the message you want to pass through.
Remember some movies that were mystery and total frightening but without a single blood in them?. Well, I have just experienced such a movie in virtual ground and since it was not vent, flame or mock or anything near cool, I'll elaborate in another thread how some sites are so dangerous whilst they hide behind visions of one love and thoughts, controlled entirely by community, without a trace of Administration or moderation, that I am sure the community there has driven people to commit suicide ...the Net is dangerous...so main idea is that am glad am a pussy and came here...hehehe.

[FAHQTOO]

Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.

No worries, Nick.

We're just like one big happy family...



No one's gonna come gunnin' for you over atrocious grammar or anything. Really.

Meow, meow - here pussycat...lol.

The first thing that came to mind was the CREEPY rotten toothed clown.

Thanks for tonights nightmares, HotD.

[HairOfTheDog]

Sorry, FAHQTOO.

No fear, though. Captain Spaulding only appears in dreams with very big women, old porn stars, and cops on a mission. You're safe.

Still, if he approaches you and asks for your keys, best not to turn your back -- just hand them over, grab the grand-daughter, and wave good-bye to your car.




P.s. I can't listen to "Freebird" anymore without picturing the last scene of the movie, damn it.

[FAHQTOO]

Sorry, FAHQTOO.

No fear, though. Captain Spaulding only appears in dreams with very big women, old porn stars, and cops on a mission. You're safe.

Still, if he approaches you and asks for your keys, best not to turn your back -- just hand them over, grab the grand-daughter, and wave good-bye to your car.




P.s. I can't listen to "Freebird" anymore without picturing the last scene of the movie, damn it.

I'm not opening it. I'm busy.