Christ, I can't stop laughing about this...
So I'm commenting at hulu.com about something and instead of typing single, I wrote singer mother.
"I was raised by a singer mother"
What a fucking idiot I am. ::lmao::
Thank you for humoring me.:  :
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LIZA!!! ::mushhug::Judy was your mom? who knew!!
Even worse, I get a wheezy laugh when something online strikes me funny.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:What a fucking idiot I am. The rest of us had already realised this two years ago.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
You must have precognition, dye faggot.
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Hush pillow bitch.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:You must have precognition, dye faggot.
A dye faggot with a spouse and child.
Keep that in mind the next time you are frapping yourself with a piece of plastic, alone.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
It's all a matter of choice. I chose a battery operated lover, you chose the potential future Myra Hindley. Good on you.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:You must have precognition, dye faggot.
A dye faggot with a spouse and child.
Keep that in mind the next time you are frapping yourself with a piece of plastic, alone. Keep that in mind? Do you have any idea how sad we are for your out of wedock child born to a nutjob in a cesspool being overrun by Muslims? We'd be happier if you would have just frapped with a piece of plastic alone, sissy mary.
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Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:You must have precognition, dye faggot.
A dye faggot with a spouse and child.
Keep that in mind the next time you are frapping yourself with a piece of plastic, alone. Keep that in mind? Do you have any idea how sad we are for your out of wedock child born to a nutjob in a cesspool being overrun by Muslims? We'd be happier if you would have just frapped with a piece of plastic alone, sissy mary. Luckily you won't have to worry about him bringing anymore kids into the world. He spends all his sexy time with the internet and a dirty sock.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:I chose a battery operated lover. No you didn't, you just couldn't find a man short sighted and retarded enough to come anywhere near you with his cock.
My wife is 1000 times the woman you will ever be no question about that.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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Middle Finger Wrote:Keep that in mind? Do you have any idea how sad we are for your out of wedock child born to a nutjob in a cesspool being overrun by Muslims? We'd be happier if you would have just frapped with a piece of plastic alone, sissy mary.
Out of wedlock child! Insulting a seven year girl on the internet! what a man!
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Is that really the best you've got you latent queer motherfucker?, do you send your hairy assed missus to a nunnery during her period? For someone who criticises the bible so much you seem to be sticking to some of the bullshit rules in there like a good little catholic boy.
As for your paranoid islamophobia?, overrun?, less than 2%of the population is hardly overrun you fucking retard, you need to work on your basic arithmetic youdrooling imbecile. Thankfully 99.99% of Muslims here work harder than the vast majority of morbidly obese burger munchingimmigrant mongrelsthat formthe vast proportion of the population in the crime ridden hellhole you call home.
Sissy Mary?
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If you going to throw insults at least do so in the manner of a grown adult as opposed to a 6 year old in the playground you pathetic excuse for a man.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote: My wife is 1000 times the woman you will ever be no question about that. Would that be girth? Or personalities?
::bigg::
Girth I'm sure. Only a fatty with no self esteem would jump into it with a Dye Faggot.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:It's all a matter of choice. I chose a battery operated lover, you chose the potential future Myra Hindley. Good on you. Why would you choose a vibrator over a real live man? Yea, some men are not worth it. But don't you want someone to be with? To touch and kiss and make love with? You are happy just getting off with a vibrator? Don't you miss all the good things that come with a human being?
Devil Money Stealing Aunt 
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I would be happy to never see another sack of nuts again.
dont look.
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