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[IroningBroad]

No the only reason I come to Mock is to lurk Lady Cop's cell block.I guess when people start referring to one as a troll it's time to go back to lurking.

It's been real.

[Duchess]

Lurkers are looked at worse than trolls.

I don't know why that cracks me up.

[Clang McFly]

IB is awesome!

Yes, we can tell you're a fan. Shouldn't you be kissing your little troll friend's ass in private, honey? I don't mind that you do it publicly but some of the others are bound to give you some shit.

IB a troll? She's even less a troll than the troll I claimed to be when I joined Mock.
to "troll" jack and riotgear.

[Duchess]

Did she seriously leave because I called her your little troll friend?

Jesus Christ, Clang.

[HairOfTheDog]

I think IroningBroad was kidding about retreating. I think.

She got some conversations going and she doesn't seem overly sensitive about taking what she dishes.

Anyway, I don't care whether she's a troll, so long as she doesn't toss out PI or fling a bunch of dirty laundry from elsewhere all over the place.

[Duchess]

Anyway, I don't care whether she's a troll, so long as she doesn't toss out PI or fling all kinds of dirty laundry from elsewhere all over the place.

That's precisely how I feel.

IB, I hope you were kidding. You haven't struck me as the sensitive type.

[Clang McFly]

Did she seriously leave because I called her your little troll friend?

Jesus Christ, Clang.

I hope not, I could always use more Clang supporters.

[IroningBroad]

Lol no I just said I'd go back to lurking to get y'alls hopes up

Still here bitchesss.

[Clang McFly]

Lol no I just said I'd go back to lurking to get y'alls hopes up

Still here bitchesss.

Yay!

[sally]

Yay!

Shut the fuck up you fat mofo.

[Duchess]

Still here bitchesss.

[Midwest Spy]

Yay!

Shut the fuck up you fat mofo.

Just when I've given up on Sally (not really, but it just sounds better), she throws out a vintage beat-down.

If I weren't gay I'd want to have hetero-sex with you!

[HairOfTheDog]

^ That last line was directed at you, Clang. If you're all dolled up, MS can always claim to have been chasing "hetero-sex" and gotten tricked when he puts on "The Sound of Music", plies you with booze, and then makes his move.

Watch your ass around MS, man.

(Best to skip the dress or skirt if the two of you ever have a chance to meet.)

[sally]

Skip the push up bra too, Clang. Those big beauties of yours look too much like Salma Hayek's.

[IroningBroad]

Hey hoors you leave Clang alone damnit

[HairOfTheDog]

What the hell are you talking about, Broad?

We're trying to keep Clang safe from Midwest Spy's advances. Clang's the alluring yet innocent victim in this mock version of The Crying Game.

MS is the bad "get 'em drunk and take advantage of 'em" scammer guy.

[sally]

I don't even give a shit about Clang's welfare, I hope MS pounds him silly. Brokeback Mountain style.

[HairOfTheDog]

It would be Clang's first time, though.

I like Clang alright.

I think his deflowering should be something honest and special.

[sally]

Very few people have an honest and special first time. Clang is in his 40's, he's gotta take it when he can get it.

[Duchess]

You ain't kiddin'. I lost my cherry on a golf course with my prom dress hiked up around my waist.