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(03-27-2015, 02:56 PM)username Wrote: Fuck! I need to do online traffic school. I recently got a ticket for supposedly, briefly crossing over the white, bicycle line. WTF? IF I did it (absent dash cam I have no way of proving I didn't), there wasn't even a cyclist or anything in the stupid lane. City desperate for money or an equally desperate cop.
The cop was just making his ticket quota for the day, nothing personal!
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(03-27-2015, 02:56 PM)username Wrote: Fuck! I need to do online traffic school. I recently got a ticket for supposedly, briefly crossing over the white, bicycle line. WTF? IF I did it (absent dash cam I have no way of proving I didn't), there wasn't even a cyclist or anything in the stupid lane. City desperate for money or an equally desperate cop.
Every male cop that pulls over pretty women is thinking in the back of his mind "is this the one that will show me her boobies to get out of the ticket?"
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(03-27-2015, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: (03-27-2015, 02:56 PM)username Wrote: Fuck! I need to do online traffic school. I recently got a ticket for supposedly, briefly crossing over the white, bicycle line. WTF? IF I did it (absent dash cam I have no way of proving I didn't), there wasn't even a cyclist or anything in the stupid lane. City desperate for money or an equally desperate cop.
Every male cop that pulls over pretty women is thinking in the back of his mind "is this the one that will show me her boobies to get out of the ticket?"
If he'd only asked...I would have given him an eye full. I really can't believe I got a "moving violation" for *maybe* crossing over a white bike lane for a second (with nobody in it). I feel like God (or some other cosmic force) is out to get me lately. Geez.
I think I have until April 28 to do that traffic school though. Online comedy traffic school, online FASTEST traffic school, online CHEAPEST traffic school...give me a break. Really?
