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Happy Bifthday Mr. Bone!
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06-07-2015, 04:56 PM
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#22
06-07-2015, 05:04 PM
(06-07-2015, 01:38 PM)Maggot Wrote: In honor of your birthday the Chinese government has released a time lapse of your life.

hah
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#23
06-07-2015, 05:36 PM
Happy Special day! Cheers
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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06-07-2015, 07:44 PM
Thanks Cars!
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#25
06-08-2015, 08:05 PM
Sorry I missed your birthday yesterday....Hope it was a good one and that you received the customary spanking!
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#26
06-08-2015, 11:01 PM
Hope you had a good day with your kids. And your bitch ass wife too.
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#27
06-08-2015, 11:13 PM
Next birthday just ask if she'll sodomize you with a cucumber. It's weird enough that they usually agree, and it still counts as birthday sex.
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#28
06-08-2015, 11:19 PM
(06-07-2015, 10:40 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-07-2015, 10:28 AM)Jimbone Wrote:
(06-07-2015, 10:15 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Happy Birthday, Boneface. My make believe girlfriend will be stopping by later to give you your birthday beating. Seasons Beatings!

By all means Clunk, keep the girlfriend fiction going! Thanks!
I wish she was fiction. I would have written her hotter. She's a cute female version of Little Nicky. If this wasn't my only option for love and to end my 41 year drought, I'd already be off this crazy train.

I figured Little Nicky was a rapper and just asked my niece if he was any good. She'd never heard of him, so I looked it up.

[Image: hqdefault.jpg]

Little Nicky is an Adam Sandler character who wears a powder blue jacket with a hood and a scowl.

What a coincidence that your girlfriend Ginny is wearing a powder blue hooded jacket and a scowl in that pic you linked in the other thread.

28 I see the resemblance. You're such a warped asshole Clang.
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#29
06-08-2015, 11:22 PM
Your niece is the household authority on rap?
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#30
06-08-2015, 11:30 PM
(06-08-2015, 11:22 PM)Cutz Wrote: Your niece is the household authority on rap?

It's just the two of us here most of the time.

I like rap better than she does, but I'm old-school rap and totally out of touch with newer artists.

Her main musical thing is gothic and metal, but she knows much more about newer rappers than I do from friends at school, co-workers, her brother...

So, yeah, I guess she's the authority.
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#31
06-10-2015, 10:04 PM
(06-08-2015, 11:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 28 I see the resemblance. You're such a warped asshole Clang.
flattery will get you everywhere.Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#32
06-10-2015, 10:20 PM
(06-10-2015, 10:04 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(06-08-2015, 11:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 28 I see the resemblance. You're such a warped asshole Clang.
flattery will get you everywhere.Smiley_emoticons_wink

I was laughing so hard the other night when I found the Adam Sandler Little Nicky photo. I didn't remember that movie at all.

Originally, I was thinking you were referring to Lil Nicky, the rapper.



I think your Little Nicky is better looking, and possibly a little softer. Blowing-kisses
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06-11-2015, 12:33 AM
(06-10-2015, 10:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think your Little Nicky is better looking, and possibly a little softer. Blowing-kisses
Idk about that but she certainly is succeeding when it comes to beating me in the mess of a life department. Latest thing she posted on FB chat is she might have to take daughter to the hospital.
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