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She just loves this damn new car!!!
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#1
07-13-2015, 01:40 PM
A driver has been left red-faced after she crashed her Mini into the back of a van - while pleasuring herself.

The anonymous woman, who was stuck in traffic at the time, got a jolt from the blue when her car suddenly lurched forwards and hit the M&J Seafood van in front of her.
Described as “fit” and in her 30s, the woman swapped details after the accident - but it wasn’t until van bosses checked the footage from the camera at the back of the vehicle that they noticed what caused the crash.

The woman had been using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic.

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Alright..........which one of you was it? Fess up!
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07-13-2015, 01:44 PM


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07-13-2015, 01:53 PM
(07-13-2015, 01:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

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Not me!!!! That's what parking lots are for.

Talk about distracted driving; I wonder what insurance will do with that one.
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07-13-2015, 04:58 PM
(07-13-2015, 01:53 PM)username Wrote:
(07-13-2015, 01:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

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Not me!!!! That's what parking lots are for.

Talk about distracted driving; I wonder what insurance will do with that one.
I wonder how many times they checked the footage and said to their co-workers "hey check this out" and "sure I'll send you a copy as soon as I send one to myself".
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07-14-2015, 12:42 AM
(07-13-2015, 01:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: Alright..........which one of you was it? Fess up!

It was me. And it wasn't even my car, it was a customer's car!
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07-14-2015, 10:40 AM
(07-14-2015, 12:42 AM)Love Child Wrote:
(07-13-2015, 01:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: Alright..........which one of you was it? Fess up!

It was me. And it wasn't even my car, it was a customer's car!
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