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#41
09-09-2015, 09:29 AM
Sounds good Love. I should have my waterproof sleeve today so we're good to go!
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#42
09-09-2015, 01:48 PM
Hello Love Child, Ski here. I was wondering where you live. It's been very hot here in Florida and winter sounds great right now.
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#43
09-09-2015, 02:14 PM
(09-07-2015, 09:42 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Would you help a Mocker to shower if he/she were incapacitated?

I wouldn't let any of you fuckers touch me, after reading the stuff you perverts say.
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#44
09-09-2015, 03:28 PM
(09-09-2015, 01:48 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Hello Love Child, Ski here. I was wondering where you live. It's been very hot here in Florida and winter sounds great right now.

I am in the Northwest. I visited Florida once, it was very hot! And a memorable experience.

The lower part of the state is actually probably not as cold but I am up in the Cascades. Sun was out today around 10 AM so nice and warm, I watched it go behind the mountain around 5 PM last night. Got pretty chilly!

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#45
09-09-2015, 04:04 PM
(09-09-2015, 02:14 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(09-07-2015, 09:42 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Would you help a Mocker to shower if he/she were incapacitated?

I wouldn't let any of you fuckers touch me, after reading the stuff you perverts say.

Wise man.

But, the question was whether you would touch/wash any of us perverted fuckers.

Well, would ya?
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#46
09-09-2015, 04:28 PM
Sure...........with a 39.5 ft pole at first.
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#47
09-09-2015, 06:17 PM
(09-09-2015, 01:48 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Hello Love Child, Ski here. I was wondering where you live. It's been very hot here in Florida and winter sounds great right now.

Where in Florida are you? I'm in Ormond Beach. I can't wait for winter.
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#48
09-09-2015, 06:22 PM
(09-08-2015, 07:59 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-08-2015, 07:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: MWS is the most-disgusting-filthy-minded-depraved-member-of-Mock. He would make a perfect televangelist.

Yeah, but would you give him a sponge bath?

I would delegate that task to a subordinate. He can fantasise about me delegating.
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#49
09-09-2015, 06:50 PM
(09-09-2015, 04:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sure...........with a 39.5 ft pole at first.

Man.

Fuckers, perverts and Grinches too?

That's some cold shit, Maggot.
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09-09-2015, 09:07 PM
(09-09-2015, 06:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(09-09-2015, 04:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sure...........with a 39.5 ft pole at first.

Man.

Fuckers, perverts and Grinches too?

That's some cold shit, Maggot.

hah Oh my!!!
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#51
09-09-2015, 09:47 PM
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You're a sly one, Dr. M.
You really are a pip
You're as PC as The Donald...You're as subtle as a Crip, Dr. M.
You're a seedy pimply pickle, with a knobby round tip!


I'd touch you with a 39.5 foot pole anyway though. 75

I'd even give you a shower if you needed a hand or two.... right after I washed your mouth out with soap.
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#52
09-09-2015, 10:14 PM
Nope. Fuck the lot of you, you can go smelly.

I might make a call to community services or whatever the hell it is for you though.
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#53
09-10-2015, 01:41 AM
With friends like you guys...

I hope you'd at least blast us with the Nerf Super Soaker CPS 3200

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Or, line us up and hose us down from a safe distance.

Something.
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#54
09-10-2015, 06:07 AM


Awesome water gun! I'll take two!
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#55
09-10-2015, 09:53 AM
I wonder if it could shoot wet gerbils out those barrels.
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#56
09-10-2015, 09:55 AM
I wonder if it could shoot wet gerbils out those barrels.

And I love that there poem Hotd! hah
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