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#1
12-11-2015, 05:37 AM
Hibye

You know, just getting with the trend..
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12-11-2015, 05:38 AM
And use the fucking brush, you filthy animals
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12-11-2015, 06:13 AM
Trouble at the gas station restroom?
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12-11-2015, 06:23 AM
I never, ever shit in a gas station toilet.
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12-11-2015, 06:26 AM


I'd rather pee beside a tree than use a toilet that a zillion other people have put their butts on.
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12-11-2015, 07:40 AM
Ass gasket? Hover technique? I thought the ladies were pros at that shit.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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12-11-2015, 09:03 AM
Not if you ever looked in there,, shit all over the place
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12-11-2015, 12:58 PM
(12-11-2015, 07:40 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Ass gasket? Hover technique? I thought the ladies were pros at that shit.

They're not, they piss all over the toilet and floor in the process.
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12-11-2015, 02:00 PM
(12-11-2015, 06:23 AM)crash Wrote: I never, ever shit in a gas station toilet.

What do you do when you're on a long road trip and you get hit then?
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12-11-2015, 02:22 PM
(12-11-2015, 02:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-11-2015, 06:23 AM)crash Wrote: I never, ever shit in a gas station toilet.

What do you do when you're on a long road trip and you get hit then?

Great memories for me.

Spent 3 months @ Soto Cano AB in Honduras in 1991.

We pissed into a long, vertical mounted plastic tube and shit in outhouses.
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12-11-2015, 03:22 PM
Outhouses are a slightly shittier option than gas station restrooms, to me.

I've never been to Central America, but I've seen some beautiful photos of the Honduran coast.

So, did you get to see much of the country, MS? Or, were you too busy ogling the hot babes to see much else?
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12-11-2015, 03:37 PM
(12-11-2015, 03:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Outhouses are a slightly shittier option than gas station restrooms, to me.

I've never been to Central America, but I've seen some beautiful photos of the Honduran coast.

So, did you get to see much of the country, MS? Or, were you too busy ogling the hot babes to see much else?

Didn't see much unfortunately.

Soto Cano was near the Nicaraguan border and was set up to combat the Sandinistas back in the 80's.

I was in Tegucigulpa one day, and went to a town dance one night, but not much beyond that.

I also spent 9 days in Costa Rica (San Jose and Limon) in addition to my time in Panama.

The ladies really dug me. Good looking, blue eyes and spoke Spanish.

But, you had already figured that out.
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12-11-2015, 04:55 PM
(12-11-2015, 02:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-11-2015, 06:23 AM)crash Wrote: I never, ever shit in a gas station toilet.

What do you do when you're on a long road trip and you get hit then?

Get hit?

A long road trip over here means there's some open road. There's always a dunny roll in my car. Or wet wipes.
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12-11-2015, 05:56 PM
'Get hit' just means you have an immediate need to take a shit (I hate that phrase).
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12-11-2015, 05:59 PM
or a Mcshit & flies.
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12-11-2015, 06:02 PM
I keep a roll in the truck, necessities sometimes out in the boonies.
Honduras is beautiful, spent a week on Roatan island back in about 89
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12-11-2015, 06:07 PM
I've always thought "The Skidmarks" would be a good name for a band. Like a punk band. "Tommy Shithead and the Skidmarks" You could have a dirty pair of underwear on the cover of the debut album.
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12-11-2015, 07:13 PM
Zack asked me today if I've ever had to shit so bad I was dying. I said you mean so bad it felt like my fingertips were on fire? No. I'm a lady. And then we laughed and laughed. The conversations only moms of boys get to enjoy.
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12-11-2015, 07:26 PM


Poop. PoopPoopPoop.
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#20
12-11-2015, 07:27 PM
I thought Crash was giving a new Mock virgin a warm welcome.
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