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3 guys at a bar . . . . .
#1
. . . . . were sitting around BSing, and they started talking about how long they were. So they decided to unzip.

The 1st guy unzips and 2" flops out.

The 2nd guy unzips and 3" flops out.

The 3rd guy unzips and 4" pops out, so of course he won!

After winning, the guy says lucky for me I had a hard on! hah
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#2
That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.
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#3


Women would never do that.

...maybe because their tits and ass are so visible.
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(08-14-2016, 11:40 AM)sally Wrote: That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.

It's a JOKE silly one!hah
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#5
Apparently Duchess didn't get the memo either. Don't just single me out.
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(08-14-2016, 08:46 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-14-2016, 11:40 AM)sally Wrote: That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.

It's a JOKE silly one!hah

Bullshit. That actually happened to me and my friends. It was a real SAUSAGE PARTY*.....now in theaters. Don't be a Dick, go and see it.

*This has been a Clangvertisment.
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(08-15-2016, 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-14-2016, 08:46 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-14-2016, 11:40 AM)sally Wrote: That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.

It's a JOKE silly one!hah

Bullshit. That actually happened to me and my friends. It was a real SAUSAGE PARTY*.....now in theaters. Don't be a Dick, go and see it.

*This has been a Clangvertisment.

Now you've gone and done it, you'll have to keep an eye out for SALLY! hah
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#8
Edited to fix format. This is "three guys in a bar" jokes.

Three guys are in a bar when one turns to the other two and says, "wanna see something really cool? The wind updraft between this building and the next are strong enough to hold up a full grown man."
Of course they don't believe him so all three go up to the roof four stories high and the first guy says "watch this," steps off the roof and just hangs there in mid air. The second guy says, " I gotta try this," steps off the ledge and immediately plummets to his death.

The third guy watches him fall and says to the first guy, "Superman, you are one mean fucking drunk."
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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(08-15-2016, 08:48 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-15-2016, 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-14-2016, 08:46 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(08-14-2016, 11:40 AM)sally Wrote: That is one sad group of men. Let me guess, they're white guys.

It's a JOKE silly one!hah

Bullshit. That actually happened to me and my friends. It was a real SAUSAGE PARTY*.....now in theaters. Don't be a Dick, go and see it.

*This has been a Clangvertisment.

Now you've gone and done it, you'll have to keep an eye out for SALLY! hah
I ain't scared of her. I'll serve her up like John McEnroe. Bitch steps to me I'll be smackin' a ho.

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(08-15-2016, 10:34 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I ain't scared of her. I'll serve her up like John McEnroe. Bitch steps to me I'll be smackin' a ho.

You wont be able to catch me. I'll throw some pigs in a blanket to distract you and run the other way.
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#11
You people are not sticking to the format, madface emoji. This is three guys in a bar jokes, indeterminate number of exclamation points.

For example:


Three guys walk into a bar...you'd think they have seen it there.
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#12
Or this one: three guys walk into a bar and tell the bartender, "Give us three shots of tequila, and three shots of Irish whiskey, we're celebrating because we all just had our first blowjobs!"
The bartender says "Hell that IS a reason to celebrate. Lemme buy you fellas a beer as well!"
The guy answers, "Nah, that's okay, if the tequila and whiskey don't kill the taste, nothing will."
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#13
A rabbit, a wolf and a bear walk into a bar...












Never mind I forgot how the joke went.
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(08-16-2016, 08:49 AM)sally Wrote:
(08-15-2016, 10:34 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I ain't scared of her. I'll serve her up like John McEnroe. Bitch steps to me I'll be smackin' a ho.

You wont be able to catch me. I'll throw some pigs in a blanket to distract you and run the other way.

Make it bacon wrapped scallops. Mmmm.....
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#15
Three guys walk into a bar....it was covered in poop and moist underpants. Damn Mexican titty bars.
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#16
One day there were these 3 men in a bar. They all got drunk and went home. The next day, they gathered together and talked about how drunk they were. The first guy said, "I was so drunk last night, I made out with the lamp." The second guy said, "That's nothing, I got my DUI." The third guy said, "I went home and blew chunks." The first and second guy asked the third guy what was so bad about that and the third guy said, "NO! You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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#17


I got nuthin'.
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#18
.

Three guys walking down the street,

Two walk into a Bar,

The third one ducks! hah
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#19
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Three guys walk into a bar.

The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."

The first guy goes in and walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."

So the second guy tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour, and comes out.

Finally, the third guy goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.

He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!" hah
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(08-16-2016, 06:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Three guys walk into a bar....it was covered in poop and moist underpants. Damn Mexican titty bars.

I took a shower today, and quickly dried off (too quickly) to go run an errand before the impending storm heading this way hit here.

And low and behold, as it turned out, my underpants were "moist", and I
thought of you Clangster! hah

(Oh yeah, 3 guys walk into a bar, . . . . . . . . . . . never mind) Smiley_emoticons_razz
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