I MISS YOU

[Duchess]

I should probably be offended that I wasn't mentioned by Duchess in this thread.

I think I've told you I miss seeing you in Mock every time I've talked to you.

[Jimbone]

I saw you on and was hoping you would post. I did do a list and you were on it, something about who was in jail or something. It was a while ago. Are you back in the land of the living?

Ha! Rest assured, still alive and jail didn't break me.

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You are still alive!

Hey Cars, good to see you!

I think I've told you I miss seeing you in Mock every time I've talked to you.

Yes, but not THIS time. Tsk Tsk.

[Duchess]

Yes, but not THIS time. Tsk Tsk.

I've missed you, Mr. Bone. It's been too long. I fantasize the you're a Fed, a spook even. I think you carry a gun on your left hip and I think your ID is clipped to your belt. You probably wear khakis & mirrored shades.

Do you care that I smoke pot?

I'm delighted to see you in Mock, Mr. Bone. I'd even bake a cake for you.

[HairOfTheDog]

I miss you and the crew here too Duchess.

Hoping to resolve this time-sucking matter sometime in the near future and get back on the Mock board.

Good to see Donovan and Jimbone posting '). I'm still missing Blueberry though :( .

[HairOfTheDog]

And where the hell are Big Sal and LoveChild?

[Duchess]

I miss you and the crew here too Duchess.

Hoping to resolve this time-sucking matter sometime in the near future and get back on the Mock board.

Good to see Donovan and Jimbone posting '). I'm still missing Blueberry though :( .

HotD! There you are!

I miss her too. I'll check on her today.

Sally is at Disney again and Love Child is sitting quietly on her mountain top.

[Carsman]

I miss you and the crew here too Duchess.

Hoping to resolve this time-sucking matter sometime in the near future and get back on the Mock board.

Good to see Donovan and Jimbone posting '). I'm still missing Blueberry though :( .

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You are still alive too! Hurry back to stay.

[Jimbone]

I've missed you, Mr. Bone. It's been too long. I fantasize the you're a Fed, a spook even. I think you carry a gun on your left hip and I think your ID is clipped to your belt. You probably wear khakis & mirrored shades.

Do you care that I smoke pot?

I'm delighted to see you in Mock, Mr. Bone. I'd even bake a cake for you.

Me? I'm just a boring old professional in the business world.

But if I did wear a gun it would be hidden so you'd have to figure out just where it is.

Puff puff pass all you want doll, it matters not to me

As far as the cake, if you can pull off a moist chocolate cake with peanut butter creme icing that'd be great.

[sally]

I should probably be offended that I wasn't mentioned by Duchess in this thread.

If it makes you feel any better that faggot maggot started not one but two birthday threads for you.

[Maggot]

Yes I did and it was done to emphasize the difference between visible and invisible. Just in case Jimbone was not logged on. This way he could see that it was his birthday and he wouldn't forget about it. It again shows the caring and concern I have for most of the members that do not hang out in a Disney hotel running around with a Goofy costume on that has a 2 button poop escape hatch in the back running up and down the halls greeting people with a "well golleeeeeeee"

[Carsman]

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Missing a few more Mock regulars, where's:

crash
cracker
Blue Tiki
cannongal
Eat Shit And Die
FAHQTOO
JS Mom
Sphincter Cop
Tammy75
blueberryhill
Older Than Dirt
OnBendedKnee

[Duchess]

Some of those people have been here. They prefer to lurk & read rather than post.

[Carsman]

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Mortal Mocker's don't know that, as well as still miss their inputs.

In essence that's tantamount to missing.

[Duchess]

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Mortal Mocker's don't know that, as well as still miss their inputs.

In essence that's tantamount to missing.

For future reference, if you ever want to know the last time someone was here, click on their profile. It will tell you the date & time.

[Carsman]

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Good to know!

[thekid65]

Not one mention of yours truly. I'm hurt..I really fucking am!

Hope everyone has a kickass 4^th, and comes out with 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

[Duchess]

Not one mention of yours truly. I'm hurt..I really fucking am!

Hope everyone has a kickass 4^th, and comes out with 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

I was remiss in not mentioning you and a couple others. Forgive me.

In general I'm not opposed to fireworks, I like 'em as well as the next guy but I don't let anyone use them here on the farm. Shame I can't control the entire 'hood, they make the horses crazy.

If I had a better camera I'd take pix of the light show here. When I go on top of the barn I can watch them from 3 different locations, East, West & South. It's pretty cool. I just need to stay awake until it gets dark.

[Clang McFly]

Not one mention of yours truly. I'm hurt..I really fucking am!

Hope everyone has a kickass 4^th, and comes out with 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

I'm up to a friend's house to shoot off some fireworks in a few hours. I'll let you know how many fingers and thumbs I have left when I get back later tonight.

[Carsman]

Not one mention of yours truly. I'm hurt..I really fucking am!

Hope everyone has a kickass 4^th, and comes out with 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

I'm up to a friend's house to shoot off some fireworks in a few hours. I'll let you know how many fingers and thumbs I have left when I get back later tonight.

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When I was a teenager on the 4^th, my dad and my uncle were lighting "M80's" and tossing them under a coffee can on the ground. Of course when it exploded, the can shot up around 50 feet into the air! We all laughed, it was fun.

So finally I talked them into letting me light one off myself.
I lit the fuse, and all in one motion tipped the can on the ground with my left hand, (like they did) and lifted my right hand up (like they did) to toss the M80 under the can, and "BOOM" (I wasn't fast enough) it exploded in my hand, close to my ear!

I had a terrible ringing in my ear, and we all looked and counted, I still had all 5 fingers (thank God) on my hand, still could see (thank God) and was shaken up beyond all belief!

I had that ringing in my ear for a few days, and my hand was a little swollen, and sore, but thank God, I still had it!

All three of us never told my mom a word of what happened, she knew something happened, but not what.
I was just happy that I was all in one piece!

[Maggot]

Not one mention of yours truly. I'm hurt..I really fucking am!

Hope everyone has a kickass 4^th, and comes out with 8 fingers and 2 thumbs

I'm up to a friend's house to shoot off some fireworks in a few hours. I'll let you know how many fingers and thumbs I have left when I get back later tonight.

Come back and show us your "nubs"