CHEAP THRILLS
#1
A few things that make me feel good and don't cost a dime or require any emotional expenditure:

1.  Putting a check mark next to something on my "shit that needs to be done" list.  It feels like an even bigger accomplishment when I use a black Sharpie. 50

2.  Making a batch of hard-boiled eggs that's easy to peel with perfectly yellow yolks (mine usually turn out greenish).

3.  Watching some asshole who cut me off or sped recklessly between cars get pulled over and ticketed (copped that thrill yesterday).

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#2
Wow, #3 rocks.

Going for a mountain bike ride

Taking my race car out

Knocking the bottom out

Helping someone do something they are having difficulty with.

Making sure if fryguy doesn't have his medication a straight jacket is nearby.
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#3
Yeah, #3 was pretty edgy alright.

I've got another one: getting all dolled up to rub a big man's belly nice and slow, gently tracing all the hot spots, til he just can't take it no mo.
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#4
Holy crap, those sheets will have to be surgically removed from my %^&*!
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#5
I don't know why but this made me melancholy...




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#6
That was a cool video, kinda serene.  The woman with the mic has a really nice voice.
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#7
(12-23-2018, 11:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: getting all dolled up to rub a big man's belly nice and slow, gently tracing all the hot spots, til he just can't take it no mo.

(12-24-2018, 12:07 AM)BigMark Wrote: Holy crap, those sheets will have to be surgically removed from my %^&*!

115  This is so wonderful! Ahahahaha.
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#8
I need a cigarette.
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#9
My latest cheap thrill was a dream about a young Michael Keaton. Shut up, I think he's sexy.
Make Orwell fiction again













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#10
Did you throw frisbees at the moon thinking about it?
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#11
If that's another way to say "masturbate" then yes, yes I did.
Make Orwell fiction again













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#12
Did your orgasm last as long as a song?

Awink
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#13
That's awesome, orgasms make people happy, happy people rock.
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#14
(12-24-2018, 05:50 PM)Rootilda Wrote: My latest cheap thrill was a dream about a young Michael Keaton. Shut up, I think he's sexy.

Did you imagine him with a "doggie boner" too?
(10-09-2018, 02:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: you believe men have the right and entitlement to molest and sexually assault minors and women.  

If HoTD doesn't agree with you politically you better humour her snowflake mentality or she will smear you for no good reason, like every other indoctrinated SJW. Liar and Slimeball. 
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