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the 2020 trivial drivel thread
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#241
06-28-2020, 11:12 PM
I’ve noticed HotD hasn’t been around of late, I hope everything is ok with her mother. Or did one off you assholes piss her off?
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06-28-2020, 11:20 PM
HotD is fine. I also hope her mom is okay.
She would never let anyone here piss her off. Come on now.

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06-29-2020, 03:58 PM
My neighbor is up on his roof,  trying to find a signal with his satellite dish during this cloud cover,   I made the mistake of laughing out loud,  which caused him to slide off his roof.   Now he's mad at me.
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07-02-2020, 11:03 AM
Does anyone believe that the United States had a net gain of 4.2 million jobs in June?
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07-02-2020, 01:23 PM
Apparently every trader at the New York Stock Exchange.
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07-02-2020, 01:52 PM
The stock market and the economy are not the same thing.
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#247
07-02-2020, 02:15 PM
(07-02-2020, 01:52 PM)Duchess Wrote: The stock market and the economy are not the same thing.

They both go skipping down the road hand in hand tra la la la la  Smiley_emoticons_biggrin     Jobs are tied to it also.
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07-02-2020, 03:03 PM
...but the jobs trump is referring to today are people who already had a job, they've simply returned to work. He needs something positive to talk about and he will pull it out of his ass if he has to.
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07-02-2020, 03:33 PM
I ordered instacart and a van pulls up so I think it's them. The lady gets out and asks for my husband by name. I say he's not here, but I left my ID and your tip by the flower pot and you can just leave everything on the porch. So she says she can't do that, she'll need him here with his ID. I'm thinking it's because of the beer and I ordered it with his credit card. So I say is this something new because they always just scan my ID. She says it is Florida State law so I say alright if you're going to be a stickler about it then just cancel the order. It was the damn medical marijauna people and they came here instead of my son's house by accident and he has the same name as my husband. She wasn't able to disclose what she was here for so I'm getting aggravated the whole time thinking it's instacart. Embarrassing.
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07-02-2020, 11:17 PM
Y’all get drugs delivered to your door legally and you wonder why the place is so fucked up.
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07-02-2020, 11:27 PM
(07-02-2020, 11:17 PM)crash Wrote: Y’all get drugs delivered to your door legally and you wonder why the place is so fucked up.
It's only medical marijauna and for some people it's better than pharmaceuticals that have a ten page list of side effects. But prior to this we were locking people up for life over it. So yeah, nothing can just be a common sense middleground here. We just go from one extreme to the other.
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07-07-2020, 12:59 PM
I'm just putting this out there so y'all are aware...do not, I repeat, do not create a fucked up spectacle of yourself in public, you will be recorded and it will be brought to your employer's attention, before you know it, you could be unemployed, particularly if you show your ass in Costco. The end.   39
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07-07-2020, 02:14 PM
You mean like shoving the fat lady at the bank because she tried to block me from coming in without a mask on?
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07-07-2020, 02:26 PM
Pretty much, but after the video of it is posted on social media and your identity discovered there is no one to fire you.
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07-07-2020, 02:37 PM
I didnt really do that, but I saw a video of something similar. It seems do be a daily occurrence now. And don't even say anything on social media either or it could get you fired and ruin your life.
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07-08-2020, 01:57 AM
(06-29-2020, 03:58 PM)cannongal Wrote: My neighbor is up on his roof,  trying to find a signal with his satellite dish during this cloud cover,   I made the mistake of laughing out loud,  which caused him to slide off his roof.   Now he's mad at me.

OMG

Are they okay?!

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07-08-2020, 07:32 AM
(07-08-2020, 01:57 AM)MirahM Wrote:
(06-29-2020, 03:58 PM)cannongal Wrote: My neighbor is up on his roof,  trying to find a signal with his satellite dish during this cloud cover,   I made the mistake of laughing out loud,  which caused him to slide off his roof.   Now he's mad at me.

OMG

Are they okay?!

He's fine,   he bounced off his porch and landed in the wood pile.  It was quite comical.
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07-12-2020, 10:13 AM
It was supposed to be windy, rainy,hot,humid all weekend. That's what the forecast said Friday. It's been sunny and hot all weekend with a few clouds. The weather is so unpredictable around here that nobody ever believes the weatherman anymore,
My pool because of the hot weather all last week is burning through chlorine like there's no tomorrow. It was green yesterday so I whacked it and gave it some clarifier so it's all better now, like a sick patient that can finally breathe. DE is the way to go.
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07-12-2020, 03:47 PM
It's raining here, with thunder so loud and ferocious it's rattling the pictures on the walls! hah Wow, just cracked a big one!!
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07-12-2020, 09:34 PM
I woke up from a nap and discovered the neighbor kid looking in my window. I can't close the blinds all the way because of the AC unit, so I fashioned some curtains that hang from hooks the best way I can for privacy but there are gaps. I've been outside my window tho and you can't see in, from a distance but if you are standing right by the window you could. So I put a lid by my AC unit. He suddenly went away!

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