WHAT'S MY PUNISHMENT?

[Duchess]

For grievances, real or imagined? I know some of you have grievances because you're vocal in telling me I'm wrong.  

[BigMark]

Getting your fat ass smacked with a wooden spoon while you lay across piglets bony white knees, by chang.

[Duchess]

 while you lay across piglets bony white knees

[Clang McFly]

Getting your fat ass smacked with a wooden spoon by chang.

Oh my! 

[sally]

You'll have to spend the whole day with Piglet in his smelly house while drinking tea and discussing the royals.

[MirahM]

This sounds like punishment for all of us.

[sally]

Actually I changed my mind, you're going to spend eternity with Piglet.

[Clang McFly]

You'll have to spend the whole day with Piglet in his smelly house while drinking tea and discussing the royals.

Piglet will be locked in the basement while rats gnaw off his tiny dick and balls.

[BigMark]

Actually I changed my mind, you're going to spend eternity with Piglet.

For always and forever.

[Duchess]

Actually I changed my mind, you're going to spend eternity with Piglet.

I don't think I'll be able to do that if he's a slob and smells funny. I'd rather take the 40 lashes.

[Piglet]

If eternity with me occurs, the punishment would be worse that, i would have to learn sign language to help you understand what im saying, and i would have too buy crayons to draw pictures. Writing or language is not an American strongpoint, after all you keep posting up you tube videos to help whoever understand the vacuous point your making.

The above paragraph wont be understood.

As for the ladies, any language i might use would be a mystery to you, so i would use a tablet to choose the pornhub video i will wish you to perform. You will not be spared.

Consent will be unnescessary as we will be in a situation where access to the police, help, or screaming wont happen. The quality of performance will dictate the quality of food you will recieve, ranging from cheap american sliced bread to macdonalds.

Obviously anything of higher quality than macdonalds will not be nescessary., you are yankees. During time of leisure, there wont be much of that as there are many videos, we can watch youtube videos of Cambridge United football club. For the duchess, i will show snippets of the Ravens, and to see the whole video will depend on the Duchess dressing like cleopatra, bathing in milk, and performing as such.

As a bit of fun, to see two videos, i will command the Duchess to take Changs cherry.

[Duchess]

macdonalds.

You're threatening me with a good time. NomNomNom. I don't get to have MickeyD's much. Mmmm french fries.

[BigMark]

Changs Cherry was my stage name!

[aussiefriend]

I hate McDonalds and all that kind of processed take away food. These days, it has to be real food, my stomach is too sensitive to any crap food, I can't eat it.

[Clang McFly]

Changs Cherry was my stage name!

[Clang McFly]

I hate McDonalds and all that kind of processed take away food. These days, it has to be real food, my stomach is too sensitive to any crap food, I can't eat it.

Your mind is too sensitive to take any crap.

[aussiefriend]

It's not that Clang, I think as I have gotten older, I cannot stand processed cheap food. I need good food, or homemade. Fresh fish, or even a lovely salad sandwich. Hot vegetables with a chicken schnitzel, creamy mushroom sauce. I always have time for nachos, but have to be careful, it is addictive and fattening.

[Duchess]

I love fresh food, but the drawback is that it all has to be prepared. It seems to be easier to accomplish during the Summer, but I'm not exactly keen to do it at any time of year.