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#21
04-02-2023, 06:34 AM
Unlike you Duchess or anyone else, my mistakes seem to be about explaining exactly what im trying to say, and that takes words. I have spent a lifetime doing that, and failing.
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#22
04-02-2023, 06:43 AM
I don't always articulate myself well either, Piggy.
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04-02-2023, 01:30 PM
(04-02-2023, 06:34 AM)Piglet Wrote: Unlike you Duchess or anyone else, my mistakes seem to be about explaining exactly what im trying to say, and that takes words.  I have spent a lifetime doing that, and failing.

Yeah same here. Miss Understood is my stage name.
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04-03-2023, 03:57 AM
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04-17-2023, 11:43 AM
Where's all my football people? I NEED my football people.

My QB has been playing on his rookie contract. Today he got paid in a major way and it was negotiated by his agent who is a female. She got him a 5 year $255 million deal with $179,304 million guaranteed AND a no trade clause. Yabba Dabba Do!  Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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#26
04-24-2023, 04:38 PM
The Packers have traded Aaron Rogers to the Jets. It's a done deal.
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05-13-2023, 06:34 AM
Hey Clangy! Our teams start the new season playing each other. Eagles @ Patriots.

I have a Christmas day game playing those filthy NewYorkGiants. Weeeeeee.
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05-13-2023, 07:24 AM
Why are you up so early Duch, or is it that you havent been to bed yet. ? Can you describe your bedroom? , is it girly or do you have chains and dungeons, rope, and branding irons?
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05-13-2023, 07:37 AM
I don't consider that early, I actually slept in this morning.

No, my bedroom is not girly--lots of black & white.
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05-14-2023, 05:34 PM
(05-13-2023, 06:34 AM)Duchess Wrote: Hey Clangy! Our teams start the new season playing each other. Eagles @ Patriots.

I have a Christmas day game playing those filthy NewYorkGiants. Weeeeeee.

Wait what? Football season has already started? Feel like the Superbowl was just last month.
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05-14-2023, 06:39 PM
Not until September. I'm a little excited.   50
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#32
05-28-2023, 06:37 PM
Today marks the halfway point of the NFL off-season. Oh thank god. 

I'm not trying to wish my life away, but waiting is hard.
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#33
06-04-2023, 12:21 PM
The NFL Sunday Ticket is $449 this year, but if you order now through June 6th it will be $349. Kiss my fat ass, fuckers.
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06-04-2023, 02:18 PM
The last time i kissed your fat ass you didn't even thank me.
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06-04-2023, 04:03 PM
...because you didn't cuddle it too. Hmmph.
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#36
06-04-2023, 05:23 PM
I tongue punched your fart box.YOU LOVED IT!
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06-04-2023, 05:28 PM
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07-03-2023, 09:41 AM
I'm crazy in love with my entire offensive line, but this one takes the cake. I am completely charmed by him. He's funny as fuck, he's kind & generous, he's a sexy muthafucka (I'm officially a perv with that comment). He got married over the weekend and sang Isn't She Lovely to his new wife. I'm not a very romantic female, but oh my gods...  







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#39
07-20-2023, 05:29 PM
The Redskins have been sold and one of the new owners is Magic Johnson.


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#40
07-20-2023, 07:12 PM
They should have renamed the team the Washington Porch Monkeys.
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