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Youve got it bad Tiki.
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#1
04-26-2023, 07:04 AM
Me.   Ha.       Deep down you fantasise about you and me, a warm evening, champagne, sweet words, a light warm breeze, a moon, and a gentle kiss.
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04-26-2023, 07:46 AM
With me. Yes. You will be buried 10 ft under the table while we enjoy our meal.

Get a life.

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04-26-2023, 10:15 AM
(04-26-2023, 07:46 AM)MirahM Wrote: With me. Yes. You will be buried 10 ft under the table while we enjoy our meal.

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04-26-2023, 10:43 PM
Mirah, what an absolutely thoughtful and charming idea!

An opportunity to dine with you would be both an honor and an extreme pleasure.

Thank you for such a consideration.  It was very sweet and appreciated.
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04-27-2023, 08:25 AM
She meant me really. Its a date Mirah, ill pay, i want none of your perky independence rearing up and getting shirty crap.
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04-27-2023, 11:25 AM
(04-27-2023, 08:25 AM)Piglet Wrote: She meant me really.  Its a date Mirah, ill pay, i want none of your perky independence rearing up and getting shirty crap.

Ooooo!  "Shirty" crap!  Another Freudian slip!

Still ill-tempered . . . huh, Piggles?

And "perky" best describes Mirah's magnificent alabaster orbs . . . not her fiercely independent self.
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04-27-2023, 12:31 PM
How perky are your alabaster orbs, Tiki?

Asking for a friend.
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04-27-2023, 12:41 PM
I lost lovechilds, what thread is that in?
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04-27-2023, 12:47 PM
(04-27-2023, 12:41 PM)BigMark Wrote: I lost lovechilds, what thread is that in?


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04-27-2023, 12:59 PM
(04-27-2023, 12:31 PM)rothschild Wrote: How perky are your alabaster orbs, Tiki?

Asking for a friend.

Cinnamon . . . cinnamon orbs . . . with minimal, negative, age-related gravitational impact. 

Think Selma Hayek (probably at age 14) . . . but with a full "C" cup.

(Yeah . . . I wish I could brag about having a Selma Hayek pair!  hah )
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04-27-2023, 02:10 PM
(04-26-2023, 10:43 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Mirah, what an absolutely thoughtful and charming idea!

An opportunity to dine with you would be both an honor and an extreme pleasure.

Thank you for such a consideration.  It was very sweet and appreciated.

Blowing-kisses

I don't know how else to respond because I get tongue tied!

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04-27-2023, 02:11 PM
(04-27-2023, 08:25 AM)Piglet Wrote: She meant me really.  Its a date Mirah, ill pay, i want none of your perky independence rearing up and getting shirty crap.

I have no problem letting others pay. And I have no problem paying. Both are fine. Perky independence. LOL.

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07-10-2023, 07:20 AM
Plug pulled, laptop dead.
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07-10-2023, 07:42 AM
(07-10-2023, 07:20 AM)Piglet Wrote: Plug pulled, laptop dead.

Pork pulled, bacon fried, Piglet dead.
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