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**Liquid** · 01-19-2009, 02:00 PM

I never said that there were not some hot sluts singing the songs. I just hate every single fucking sound coming out of their mouths.

**DPD Chick** · 01-19-2009, 02:05 PM

pretty fuckin' lame and gay, but I listen to everything including country music. I tend to listen to older stuff, there is a little of the new stuff I like

01-19-2009, 02:12 PM

What happens when you play country music backward?

**OnBendedKnee** · 01-19-2009, 02:20 PM

[user=20]The Antagonist[/user] wrote:

Quote:What happens when you play country music backward?

Your wife and your dog return to you and you get your job back?

01-19-2009, 02:21 PM

Correct!

Don't forget your truck.... you get that back too.

**OnBendedKnee** · 01-19-2009, 02:32 PM

There's a drinking game where you listen to country music and every time the artist sings of a screen door or a dusty or dirt road you had to take a swig.

Within the hour just about everyone was drunk.

**Sir_Mock_Alot** · 01-19-2009, 03:58 PM

The fuck is this shit.

01-19-2009, 04:07 PM

Sinister Wrote:Here's one for the guys who think country music is "gay".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4s71i0J5Q

I actually liked the one you posted yesterday better... I was like WTF? THAT's Shania Twain? It didn't even sound country. She has a nice voice, but I just don't care for the country sound.

01-19-2009, 04:32 PM

I like a lot of country, not all even more than I like all rock.

I am a country fella and if you don't like that you can kiss my ass.

Blue Grass is a bit too tuff for me and a lot of the more modern country does not either.

But I am country, like a lot of it a lot, as well as most songs made from the 50's to 90's.

Yes I am that old.

**IMaDick** · 01-19-2009, 08:30 PM

Ok I voted in the screwy poll now what ? I have waited for months for a thread that was fit to post in and all you dumbasses could come up with is an attempt to FU the best music that has ever been produced ?

**Liquid** · 01-19-2009, 09:07 PM

IMaDick Wrote:Ok I voted in the screwy poll now what ? I have waited for months for a thread that was fit to post in and all you dumbasses could come up with is an attempt to FU the best music that has ever been produced ?

you can go back into your hole now DICK. No one has been looking for you. No one has been missing you. No one cares at all that you decided to post after 4 months of being a lurker non participating scum bag fuck.

**sally** · 01-19-2009, 09:13 PM

I like all types of music, everything from metal to rap. I did grow up in a little hick town and was hanging out in biker and red neckbars when I was 10 lol. There are a few country songs that I do like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4s0nzsU1Wg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe_aJnQPPi8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbOqORIvWM

**Middle Finger** · 01-19-2009, 09:21 PM

IMaDick Wrote:Ok I voted in the screwy poll now what ? I have waited for months for a thread that was fit to post in and all you dumbasses could come up with is an attempt to FU the best music that has ever been produced ?

Best music? No wonder you've been hiding in shame, you backward, hillbilly, beer-belly bitch.

**sally** · 01-19-2009, 09:33 PM

Now that I listed my favorite country songs, here is my favorite negro song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3K7eitSkQM

01-19-2009, 10:03 PM

IMaDick Wrote:Ok I voted in the screwy poll now what ? I have waited for months for a thread that was fit to post in and all you dumbasses could come up with is an attempt to FU the best music that has ever been produced ?

You waited months to post in and this is the best one you can come rag on? You certainly picked the right username for yourself.

01-19-2009, 10:12 PM

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:

Quote:I like all types of music, everything from metal to rap. I did grow up in a little hick town and was hanging out in biker and red neck bars when I was 10 lol. There are a few country songs that I do like.

So was daddy trading you for food stamps, being as he spent his weeks pay on Reingold and Lucky Strikes?

**sally** · 01-19-2009, 10:28 PM

Mr. Incivility Wrote:[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:

Quote:I like all types of music, everything from metal to rap. I did grow up in a little hick town and was hanging out in biker and red neckbars when I was 10 lol. There are a few country songs that I do like.

So was daddy trading you for food stamps, being as he spent his weeks pay on Reingold and Lucky Strikes?

No, he smoked non filter Camels and spentall his timemaking maps untill they sold out to Universal maps.He became atiger shark hunter after he retired from being a cartographer. Happy now you nosey little fuck?

01-19-2009, 10:44 PM

IMaDick Wrote:Ok I voted in the screwy poll now what ? I have waited for months for a thread that was fit to post in and all you dumbasses could come up with is an attempt to FU the best music that has ever been produced ?

How about getting off your lazy tostadas and posting something interesting yourself?

01-19-2009, 11:03 PM

sally Wrote:There are a few country songs that I do like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4s0nzsU1Wg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe_aJnQPPi8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbOqORIvWM

I like the first one... I actually do like that kind of gritty cajun sound. The other two... ech. Merle Haggard makes my skin crawl.

**Liquid** · 01-20-2009, 06:22 AM

I can't believe this is a sticky thread.

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Poll: How lame and gay is country music? You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
Extremely - hard to find stuff worse	38.89%	7	38.89%
Very lame and gay	16.67%	3	16.67%
Pretty fucking lame and gay	5.56%	1	5.56%
Sorta lame and gay	5.56%	1	5.56%
Not sure, might be lame and gay	0%	0	0%
Not lame and gay, but I don't like it	0%	0	0%
It's good, actually	22.22%	4	22.22%
It's great	11.11%	2	11.11%
Total		18 vote(s)	100%