ramseycat Wrote:Sinister Wrote: : :
I'm claiming temporary insanity again for letting this useless bag of vomit through the door. It's not too late to ban him. It's never too late to ban anyone. Tempting, that is.....::thumbs::
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Well please tell me Hermit, why do those retards always fuck up my order? If I don't check the bag then there is something missing, it never fails. What the fuck is their malfunction in there?
sally Wrote:Well please tell me Hermit, why do those retards always fuck up my order? If I don't check the bag then there is something missing, it never fails. What the fuck is their malfunction in there? Come on, Sally; you ask too much. He sweeps the floors, he isn't allowed to handle food due to his herpes and hepatitis. And BO.
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sally Wrote:Well please tell me Hermit, why do those retards always fuck up my order? If I don't check the bag then there is something missing, it never fails. What the fuck is their malfunction in there? The malfunction is:
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The Hermit Wrote:Fuck you, loose-lipped bitches. Since I got in I've been making my way through the dark, dusty hallways of this dismal attempt at a forum.
Too many different damn rooms for the same fucking gangbang to move around in. A bunch of 'em seem to have been abandoned for long enough now that you wouldn't need any furniture, as the mattress of dust would suffice. Then there's the rooms where there's no furniture left cuz it's been beaten to pieces from all the furious masturbating and ass-fucking.
Suck it up, cocksuckers. I work at Mickey Dee's for minimum wage, running a fucking till for four to six hours a day, depending on my shift. The odd day when someone calls in sick I get kicked back to the grills, or occasionally the deep fryer. Thankfully that doesn't happen very often, as it's not quite so hot up at the counter.
Oh yeah, and I don't have a driver's license. For the last nine years I've been driving only on the rare occasion that a friend or family member will let me drive their car when we're going to the same place. I'm fucking scared of ice, though. I even walk on it as little as possible. I might fall and break my neck!
Why the fuck would anyone drink anything with any fucking alcohol content??? It's dangerous! So many people are killed by drunk drivers! Alcohol should be outlawed again!
Fucking drugs are the shit, dude. But cuz I only work at Mickey's, I can never afford to buy my own, so I get what I can from friends. Weed got old a while ago. Cocaine's where it's at for now, with the occasional few hits of E. Now and then I don't mind some of that motherfuckin' meth shit, either. That really fucks with your mind, dude!
You know, while I'm at it, I might as well mention that I don't just have one "flatmate", I've got five of 'em. Kinda sucks, cuz the place we've got is only a one bedroom apartment. I end up getting the floor most of the time. But oh well, at least it's not a cardboard box in an alley.
At least I have my own computer. Can't remember where I snatched it from. Woke up one morning, and there was this laptop sitting on the floor next to me, with my name scribbled on it in permanent marker, in writing somewhat recognizable as my own. Coulda found something better, I'm sure, but it works.
Anyways, tomorrow my shift doesn't start until four in the afternoon. So I'm just gonna get all fucked up tonight on whatever anyone happens to show up with, and hope I wake up before I have to be at work.
That's my plan, bitches! And I'm still better than all of you. I think this might be the new Book of Revelations. ::thumbs::
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The Hermit Wrote:Fuck you, loose-lipped bitches. Since I got in I've been making my way through the dark, dusty hallways of this dismal attempt at a forum.
Too many different damn rooms for the same fucking gangbang to move around in. A bunch of 'em seem to have been abandoned for long enough now that you wouldn't need any furniture, as the mattress of dust would suffice. Then there's the rooms where there's no furniture left cuz it's been beaten to pieces from all the furious masturbating and ass-fucking.
Suck it up, cocksuckers. I work at Mickey Dee's for minimum wage, running a fucking till for four to six hours a day, depending on my shift. The odd day when someone calls in sick I get kicked back to the grills, or occasionally the deep fryer. Thankfully that doesn't happen very often, as it's not quite so hot up at the counter.
Oh yeah, and I don't have a driver's license. For the last nine years I've been driving only on the rare occasion that a friend or family member will let me drive their car when we're going to the same place. I'm fucking scared of ice, though. I even walk on it as little as possible. I might fall and break my neck!
Why the fuck would anyone drink anything with any fucking alcohol content??? It's dangerous! So many people are killed by drunk drivers! Alcohol should be outlawed again!
Fucking drugs are the shit, dude. But cuz I only work at Mickey's, I can never afford to buy my own, so I get what I can from friends. Weed got old a while ago. Cocaine's where it's at for now, with the occasional few hits of E. Now and then I don't mind some of that motherfuckin' meth shit, either. That really fucks with your mind, dude!
You know, while I'm at it, I might as well mention that I don't just have one "flatmate", I've got five of 'em. Kinda sucks, cuz the place we've got is only a one bedroom apartment. I end up getting the floor most of the time. But oh well, at least it's not a cardboard box in an alley.
At least I have my own computer. Can't remember where I snatched it from. Woke up one morning, and there was this laptop sitting on the floor next to me, with my name scribbled on it in permanent marker, in writing somewhat recognizable as my own. Coulda found something better, I'm sure, but it works.
Anyways, tomorrow my shift doesn't start until four in the afternoon. So I'm just gonna get all fucked up tonight on whatever anyone happens to show up with, and hope I wake up before I have to be at work.
That's my plan, bitches! And I'm still better than all of you. I know this is his attempt at a jab toward us and his way of trying to be tough and funny, but I actually believe every word of it coming from him.
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You better believe it. I don't lie on the fucking internet. How fucking pointless is that?
The Hermit Wrote:I don't lie on the fucking internet. It is my considered opinion that this is a lie right here. ^^^
The Afterbirth Wrote:Quote:That's my plan, bitches! And I'm still better than all of you.
I know this is his attempt at a jab toward us and his way of trying to be tough and funny, but I actually believe every word of it coming from him. The really sad thing is, this attempt at 'shocking' sarcasm is very likely based in fact.
And I bet he really does work at McDonalds.... all the more reason to chuck him in the trash along with his vomitbag food.
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The Hermit Wrote:Fuck you, loose-lipped bitches. Since I got in I've been making my way through the dark, dusty hallways of this dismal attempt at a forum.
Too many different damn rooms for the same fucking gangbang to move around in. A bunch of 'em seem to have been abandoned for long enough now that you wouldn't need any furniture, as the mattress of dust would suffice. Then there's the rooms where there's no furniture left cuz it's been beaten to pieces from all the furious masturbating and ass-fucking.
Suck it up, cocksuckers. I work at Mickey Dee's for minimum wage, running a fucking till for four to six hours a day, depending on my shift. The odd day when someone calls in sick I get kicked back to the grills, or occasionally the deep fryer. Thankfully that doesn't happen very often, as it's not quite so hot up at the counter.
Oh yeah, and I don't have a driver's license. For the last nine years I've been driving only on the rare occasion that a friend or family member will let me drive their car when we're going to the same place. I'm fucking scared of ice, though. I even walk on it as little as possible. I might fall and break my neck!
Why the fuck would anyone drink anything with any fucking alcohol content??? It's dangerous! So many people are killed by drunk drivers! Alcohol should be outlawed again!
Fucking drugs are the shit, dude. But cuz I only work at Mickey's, I can never afford to buy my own, so I get what I can from friends. Weed got old a while ago. Cocaine's where it's at for now, with the occasional few hits of E. Now and then I don't mind some of that motherfuckin' meth shit, either. That really fucks with your mind, dude!
You know, while I'm at it, I might as well mention that I don't just have one "flatmate", I've got five of 'em. Kinda sucks, cuz the place we've got is only a one bedroom apartment. I end up getting the floor most of the time. But oh well, at least it's not a cardboard box in an alley.
At least I have my own computer. Can't remember where I snatched it from. Woke up one morning, and there was this laptop sitting on the floor next to me, with my name scribbled on it in permanent marker, in writing somewhat recognizable as my own. Coulda found something better, I'm sure, but it works.
Anyways, tomorrow my shift doesn't start until four in the afternoon. So I'm just gonna get all fucked up tonight on whatever anyone happens to show up with, and hope I wake up before I have to be at work.
That's my plan, bitches! And I'm still better than all of you. congrats - you are the single biggest fuck up on the entire planet.
SyberBitch Wrote:And I bet he really does work at McDonalds.... all the more reason to chuck him in the trash along with his vomitbag food.
I'd wager it's true, too, Syber. But one thing I have to consider when booting people is that they are good fodder for us old timers to sharpen our fangs on. I mean, we can beat up on each other all day, but the fact that there is a person even more stupid than the latest new meat makes me want to keep him around to keep all the snarling, howling regulars well-fed.
Yanno?
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Naw, like I said, could be worse. Could be in a cardboard box in an alley. Could have no job. Could have no friends. Oh wait, that one's close to true.
I could live in the US of A, where the economy is hitting the shitter, and the banks are kicking everyone out of the places they call home. Where even McDonalds is firing people or laying them off, because people are too broke to buy their dollar meals.
Fuck. That would suck.
If you plan to attempt to come over here, Hermie, count on being shot on sight. Americans don't take well to pussy canucks. They remind us too much of the chickenshit French.
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Brits? French? Where? Ain't none of that pathetic blood in me.
Fuck the Brits. They don't even let their "bobbies" carry guns! Then again, our border guards are just getting their guns. Fuck, the Mexican border guards have had guns since there was such a thing as a border guard in North America!
I just don't like tazers.
The Hermit Wrote:Brits? French? Where? Ain't none of that pathetic blood in me.
At what point did your addled and alleged brain see Brits? I said CANUCKS, although I can see how a person with your sub-standard intellect could confuse the 2 words.
I guess.....::blink::
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Whoa! I can edit my posts, too! Only the damn software shows when I edit, and not when you do.
I've been reading since I was old enough to sit up and hold a book, at about six months or so. OK, so I didn't actually learn to read until I was five. Damnit. My eyes still don't lie to me, though.
Sinister Wrote:SyberBitch Wrote:And I bet he really does work at McDonalds.... all the more reason to chuck him in the trash along with his vomitbag food.
I'd wager it's true, too, Syber. But one thing I have to consider when booting people is that they are good fodder for us old timers to sharpen our fangs on. I mean, we can beat up on each other all day, but the fact that there is a person even more stupid than the latest new meat makes me want to keep him around to keep all the snarling, howling regulars well-fed.
Yanno? I believe I said something similar about him in another thread 
However, I'm not sure there's much meat on his bones. We'll see I guess. His ranting is kind of cute in a pathetic sort of way.
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Just like you're kinda cute in a pathetic sort of way?
Damn...if I'm a lame duck, I ain't the only one around.
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[user=119]The Hermit[/user] wrote:
Quote:Whoa! I can edit my posts, too! Only the damn software shows when I edit, and not when you do.
I've been reading since I was old enough to sit up and hold a book, at about six months or so. OK, so I didn't actually learn to read until I was five. Damnit. My eyes still don't lie to me, though.
No, but your liver and tongue do.
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=119]The Hermit[/user] wrote:
Quote:Whoa! I can edit my posts, too! Only the damn software shows when I edit, and not when you do.
I've been reading since I was old enough to sit up and hold a book, at about six months or so. OK, so I didn't actually learn to read until I was five. Damnit. My eyes still don't lie to me, though.
No, but your liver and tongue do. Fucker. If you're trying to pick on my alcoholism, my liver wouldn't be lying to me.
I just ignore it for now.
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