Britain is stupider.

[Clang McFly]

In the morning?

I know, right? Me and my brother Ed waited until the afternoon. Smoked a bowl in sunny Saratoga, in a gazebo, in a park. Some pothead saw us smoking and wanted to buy some weed off us for $6. How do you figure out $6 worth of weed? Especially without a scale.

Exhaling in his face two times would be about $6 worth.

 I was just going to give him a seed or two. Thank God I left most of the weed in the car so it was believable when we told him we didn't have anymore.

[Piglet]

Ha ha ha. Do you think that i dont know that by being obnoxious, my wish for you to stop poisoning yourselves stood no chance? Its called a paradox. To explain it, the more you want someone TO DO something, tell them to stop doing it, and in an obnoxious way, success is guaranteed, like your posts above. Its the REVERSE law.

Your all posting your smoking habits, drugs etc.

Was my intention, by posting an obnoxious post, was it too SPEED UP your travel towards serious illness then death?

You decide. Oh, Duchess, miss INFP, the best way to get an INFP to do something is to tell them not to do it. In your personality profile its one of the seven deadly sins you can commit against an INFP. Oh, now your going to say your not an infp.

I can play mind games too. Better than you. Try hot boxing like Chang, my incredulity at you people is off the scale, its like you have no care for tomorrow, just today.

Oh, thats an INFJ thing, wev live in the future now. You dont get it, but you will.

I have a list of physical things going wrong, they wont get better. As you will, but multipied up because of your unhealthy lives. You will now mock, truly you are brain dead idiots.


Heres the counter paradox, please all of you, do more of what your doing.

[BlueTiki]

You will now mock, truly you are brain dead idiots.

This . . . by a groveling King's servant, from the land that gave the world "Bonus Hole" . . . as the preferred definition for vagina.

Geez, piggy, you've entered your twilight years and haven't overcome the fear of your personal shortcomings and perverted predilections.

As Myers-Briggs is a self-identifying oriented questionnaire, you continually project and imply YOUR impressions of others to determine their type.

What a joke!

Ohhh . . . the things insignificant, impotent, little old men do for attention!

As always, my best to Rupert and to your partner . . . the one with the two holes . . . drilled in her head.

Yea!  Bonus holes!

[Duchess]

the best way to get an INFP to do something is to tell them not to do it.    

I've posted that several times in Mock. 

[sally]

I have a list of physical things going wrong, they wont get better.  As you will, but multipied up because of your unhealthy lives.    You will now mock, truly you are brain dead idiots.

You don’t drink, you don’t smoke, you don’t do drugs, you’re a real stick in the mud and you have multiple health problems. I on the other hand party everyday like it’s 1999 for 30 years and have no health problems. It’s only 1pm and I’m already half a pack of smokes and six beers in living the good life. So what kind of point are you trying to make here?

[Clang McFly]

I have a list of physical things going wrong, they wont get better.  As you will, but multipied up because of your unhealthy lives.    You will now mock, truly you are brain dead idiots.

You don’t drink, you don’t smoke, you don’t do drugs, you’re a real stick in the mud and you have multiple health problems. I on the other hand party everyday like it’s 1999 for 30 years and have no health problems. It’s only 1pm and I’m already half a pack of smokes and six beers in living the good life. So what kind of point are you trying to make here?

[Piglet]

Sally, i do drink, Jack Danials and red wine, about three nights a week but not to excess. I had a can of beer last night but i dont count that. im a carer, if i were free in would not be here, id be living it up in Sorrento, but i still would not drink to excess, ive kicked cigars. I lead a limited social life, my partner has risks and cant be left, yeah go on tiki make fun of that.

Heres a shocker, you can enjoy life without external things like booze drugs or whatever.

Your body sally is like a car, if you dont look after it it will break down, thats the point im making, the more you abuse it, its life span goes down. I presume your middle aged, a car due to break down wont tell you till it happens. You are not suffering now, your body is holding up, so you tell yourself its ok to do whatever.

It isnt, you will pay. You cant tell people though, my intention was good, you will live your destiny whatever. Take chang, his life is an orgy of self pleasure, if there is an internal voice telling him that he should be doing more, hes silenced it.

To develop yourself, travel, educate, gain experience, learn, love, make mistakes, create...can only be good. Chang is like my jack russel piglet, she was badly abused as a pup and shrinks from life.

[Clang McFly]

Sally, i do drink, Jack Danials and red wine, about three nights a week but not to excess.  I had a can of beer last night but i dont count that. im a carer, if i were free in would not be here, id be living it up in Sorrento, but i still would not drink to excess, ive kicked cigars.  I lead a limited social life, my partner has risks and cant be left, yeah go on tiki make fun of that.

Heres a shocker, you can enjoy life without external things like booze drugs or whatever.

Your body sally is like a car, if you dont look after it it will break down, thats the point im making, the more you abuse it, its life span goes down.  I presume your middle aged, a car due to break down wont tell you till it happens.  You are not suffering now, your body is holding up, so you tell yourself its ok to do whatever.

It isnt, you will pay.  You cant tell people though, my intention was good, you will live your destiny whatever.  Take chang, his life is an orgy of self pleasure, if there is an internal voice telling him that he should be doing more, hes silenced it.

To develop yourself, travel, educate, gain experience, learn, love, make mistakes, create...can only be good.  Chang is like my jack russel piglet, she was badly abused as a pup and shrinks from life.

I shrink from a life of travel. Not all life entirely. I play Cornhole, I go to concerts, comic cons, eat out at restaurants with friends,etc. Might not be the most exciting life but I'm happy enough with it.

[BlueTiki]

. . . if i were free in would not be here, id be living it up in Sorrento, but i still would not drink to excess, ive kicked cigars.  I lead a limited social life, my partner has risks and cant be left, yeah go on tiki make fun of that.

Well, darling Piggy . . . since you insist.

What you are really saying is:

"Without the income from my "partner's" Disability Living Allowance, I'd have nothing or no-one.  I am incapable of  sustaining myself independently.  My life has been a cornucopia of bad choices and decisions and I, now, am reaping the consequences of my own actions.  My solace is gleaned solely from taking the inventory of others and pontificating about their failures . . . offering me a temporary respite or feeling of supreme relevance . . . and thus, allowing me to deny or ignore my own failed life.  I manufacture brokenness where there is none and gleefully attack individuals, institutions and opinions, with the specific goal of causing hurt . . . with the goal that they will experience the pain, fear and  self-loathing that permeates my life.  I am a failure and a coward."

Thanks, dearest Piggles, for the invitation!

As always, my best to Rupert and your beard, Holly Two-Holes.

[BigMark]

[Clang McFly]

. . . if i were free in would not be here, id be living it up in Sorrento, but i still would not drink to excess, ive kicked cigars.  I lead a limited social life, my partner has risks and cant be left, yeah go on tiki make fun of that.

Well, darling Piggy . . . since you insist.

What you are really saying is:

"Without the income from my "partner's" Disability Living Allowance, I'd have nothing or no-one.  I am incapable of  sustaining myself independently.  My life has been a cornucopia of bad choices and decisions and I, now, am reaping the consequences of my own actions.  My solace is gleaned solely from taking the inventory of others and pontificating about their failures . . . offering me a temporary respite or feeling of supreme relevance . . . and thus, allowing me to deny or ignore my own failed life.  I manufacture brokenness where there is none and gleefully attack individuals, institutions and opinions, with the specific goal of causing hurt . . . with the goal that they will experience the pain, fear and  self-loathing that permeates my life.  I am a failure and a coward."

Thanks, dearest Piggles, for the invitation!

As always, my best to Rupert and your beard, Holly Two-Holes.

[Piglet]

Just caught up with this tiki, colonial. I have a vacancy for someone who can clean, you could apply, but wait.....your uppity, i will have to beat that out of you like the british did to slaves on slave ships. Its a shame the british didnt get to the west indies first, it would not be the shit hole, the drug infested , criminal carbunkle it is now. Sorry, job not yours, you would have been cheap to feed, maggots and caterpillars.

Got to go time limited, ill be baaaaaaaaackkkkk arnie.....a white european.

[BlueTiki]

Just caught up with this tiki, colonial.  I have a vacancy for someone who can clean, you could apply, but wait.....

Poor, Piggy!  Living in a post-Brexit pigsty-hovel and unable to maintain its cleanliness himself!  All of that cheap and exploited labor being forced to return to their respective countries.  And now . . . you're unable to perform life's simple tasks for yourself.  

Here's a few tips that could make your chores manageable: "I will mop before I Mock".  "Clean and press before I post my mess."  "Attend to the hovel rubbish before posting my Mock rubbish."

If cleaning tools seem complicated or their proper use is beyond your current skillset,  I'm confident there is a YouTube video detailing their proper use and technique.

If not, there's always that Mary Poppins clip, where she teaches children how to tidy their room.

Now, get to work, Piggles!  Your pigsty reeks of both malodorous garbage and personal shame.

As do your posts.

Ta, darling!