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#21
09-20-2023, 06:24 AM
(09-20-2023, 12:53 AM)MirahM Wrote: And now the gardener wants to know if I can cut his hair.
Do I say yes or no? Obviously I don't, but I could learn, he even said I could learn.

Shave him bald. He can learn to buy a toupee.
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09-20-2023, 08:37 AM
(09-20-2023, 06:02 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-20-2023, 05:28 AM)rothschild Wrote:  bowl cut.

That makes me think of the Amish.

Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade.
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#23
09-20-2023, 09:06 AM
Reckon I like me some biscuits and mustard, ayup.
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09-20-2023, 09:43 AM
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
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09-20-2023, 10:05 AM
(09-20-2023, 08:37 AM)rothschild Wrote: Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade.

I googled that after I read your response. Billy Bob wrote that film & won an Oscar for his screenplay. Now I want to watch it.
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#26
09-20-2023, 10:29 AM
I told him I haven't cut hair.

I don't want to be cutting his hair all winter long.

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#27
09-20-2023, 10:56 AM
(09-20-2023, 10:29 AM)MirahM Wrote: I told him I haven't cut hair.

I don't want to be cutting his hair all winter long.

He sounds kinda creepy.

Especially the whole "you can learn " bit.
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#28
09-20-2023, 11:17 AM
(09-20-2023, 10:29 AM)MirahM Wrote: I told him I haven't cut hair.

I don't want to be cutting his hair all winter long.

There are some people in life who if you show them a simple kindness will continue to come back for more, more, more. The kind who if you give them an inch, they take a mile.
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#29
09-20-2023, 11:46 AM
It's so confusing, do you want to trade a haircut for a front rub or not?
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09-20-2023, 11:49 AM
(09-20-2023, 10:05 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-20-2023, 08:37 AM)rothschild Wrote: Billy Bob Thornton in Sling Blade.

I googled that after I read your response. Billy Bob wrote that film & won an Oscar for his screenplay. Now I want to watch it.

Extremely well-written and acted. Let me know if you like it.
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09-20-2023, 11:56 AM
It was a great movie and BB's acting was excellent.
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#32
10-16-2023, 12:27 AM
Please help

I am in the part of tik tok with life like dolls and snow white moms. It is fucking scary. I don't even know what part of the world this is. Fucking AI something is wrong. Yikes, but I'm going back in for more.

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#33
10-16-2023, 12:32 AM
Fuckin 3-D printed crap

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