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Mother jokes
#1
Got any good mother jokes? One-liner mother jokes?
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#2
Hey Frank---



Your mother's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your mother's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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QueenBee Wrote:Hey Frank---



Your mother's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your mother's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

FFS QB...........

Surely you can do better than that.
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QueenBee Wrote:[color="red"][/color]Your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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newbiecollector Wrote:FFS QB...........

Surely you can do better than that.

Newbie:

Your mother's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Your mother's so ugly she made an onion cry.


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#6
Was a better try QB..........

Sorry I don't do Mother jokes..........I just don't
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#7
Your mother is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
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#8
Your mother is so ugly when she was born her incubator had tinted windows.

Your mother is so fat her high school year book picture was an aerial shot.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#9
Your mother is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
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#10
hahahaa those were all pretty funny.
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#11
Your mother sucks cocks in hell ::lmao::
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#12
sally Wrote:Your mother sucks cocks in hell ::lmao::

::laugh::
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