Ode to the Soup Chickens

[Middle Finger]

Soup chickens, soup chickens, how did you get that name?
From lacking any value, and acting all the same.

Soup chickens, soup chickens, why are you that way?
Cause you're average in everything you think, do and say.

You cry about this, and you cry about that,
Praying we don't talk about your race, friends, or fat.



Chorus: "soupy chicken fucks, could only dream of being as special as ducks ..."



Soup chickens, soup chickens, wanna know the truth?
You're good for a quickie on your knees in a booth.

It's hard to find value past that $5 blow,
But there is something nice that you really ought to know.

I discovered a big benefit to having you around,
Now don't tell the others - don't you dare make a sound!

You serve as a reminder to those a cut above,
That there's something worse than terrorists, something worse to love.

We thank you for this lesson in relativity,
Don't ever change a thing, consistency is key.



Chorus: "soupy product consistency is key ..."



Thank you for all that you are and never will be, soup chickens.

[AnonyMoose]

Soup chickens, soup chickens, how did you get that name?
From lacking any value, and acting all the same.

Soup chickens, soup chickens, why are you that way?
Cause you're average in everything you think, do and say.

You cry about this, and you cry about that,
Praying we don't talk about your race, friends, or fat.



Chorus: "soupy chicken fucks, could only dream of being as special as ducks ..."



Soup chickens, soup chickens, wanna know the truth?
You're good for a quickie on your knees in a booth.

It's hard to find value past that $5 blow,
But there is something nice that you really ought to know.

I discovered a big benefit to having you around,
Now don't tell the others - don't you dare make a sound!

You serve as a reminder to those a cut above,
That there's something worse than terrorists, something worse to love.

We thank you for this lesson in relativity,
Don't ever change a thing, consistency is key.



Chorus: "soupy product consistency is key ..."



Thank you for all that you are and never will be, soup chickens.

Mock Platinum.

[Middle Finger]

Thank you.

[sally]

Someone needs to get a life ::nuts::

[Middle Finger]

Please, this is meant to celebrate them, not put them down.

[ramseycat]

I liked it. It was pretty funny.

[LuMPyPussy]

I liked it. It was pretty funny.

Did you vote? ::batguy::

[AnonyMoose]

I liked it. It was pretty funny.

Did you vote? ::batguy::

We are laughing AT you, not WITH you. And take a look at the heroes here to protect you - they are already saying you are a douchebag wino in the newbie threads and distancing themselves from you. Even your forum buddies hate you. I bought a petri dish of ovarian cancer cells to send you. PM me an address. ::lmao::

[Momster]

Make and ode to me dammit.

[AnonyMoose]

Make and ode to me dammit.

Ask FU to do it; but post more of your ass pictures first. Poets need motivation.