it's Middle Finger's birthday!

[LuMPyPussy]

And Italianos don't age well once they get past 40.

Gotta argue that point, M. My son's Dad is almost 50 now and you'd think he is about 38-43. Pure, 100% Italian.

I was teasing him. :?

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

[LuMPyPussy]

I hope your wife fucks your neighbor for your birthday present, you pasta humping greaseball.

I hopeyour wife fucks the neighbor and he wipes his nut on your pillow.

That cracked me up. ::lmao::

[Middle Finger]

I really can't stand myself when I eat it.

I don't know how you stand yourself the rest of the time either. ::lmao::

I submerge myself into the nearest body pillow and hump my problems away. ::bravo::

[Middle Finger]

I hope your wife fucks your neighbor for your birthday present, you pasta humping greaseball.

I hopeyour wife fucks the neighbor and he wipes his nut on your pillow.

That cracked me up. ::lmao::

That WAS a good one by Sally ...

[AnonyMoose]

I hope your wife fucks your neighbor for your birthday present, you pasta humping greaseball.

I hopeyour wife fucks the neighbor and he wipes his nut on your pillow.

That cracked me up. ::lmao::

That WAS a good one by Sally ...

Puh-lease. Non talented hack that takes another person's post and changes one or two words to try and get a vote. If that's what you want here; why not start the post for every one of these soup chickens to get their clucks going?

[Middle Finger]

I hope your wife fucks your neighbor for your birthday present, you pasta humping greaseball.

I hopeyour wife fucks the neighbor and he wipes his nut on your pillow.

That cracked me up. ::lmao::

That WAS a good one by Sally ...

Puh-lease. Non talented hack that takes another person's post and changes one or two words to try and get a vote. If that's what you want here; why not start the post for every one of these soup chickens to get their clucks going?

I wasn't aware that she did a hack job. I guess there's a con to not reading every post. :?

[ramseycat]

So I wonder what MF got for his birthday????

Sometimes it's the small things that stick out - one thing I got was a homemade cheesecake from a neighbor/friend that is so fucking delicious I really can't stand myself when I eat it.

Home made cheesecake is good! Do you feel shortchanged having your b-day so close to Christmas?

[Middle Finger]

So I wonder what MF got for his birthday????

Sometimes it's the small things that stick out - one thing I got was a homemade cheesecake from a neighbor/friend that is so fucking delicious I really can't stand myself when I eat it.

Home made cheesecake is good! Do you feel shortchanged having your b-day so close to Christmas?

Funny, I've been asked that since I was a kid. I don't, because I've always made out well and am thankful, but in truth, I did technically get shortchanged sometimes because sometimes people either forgot due to that or would combine the gift and you know it wasn't as much "total value" had it been two separate gifts on two totally separate occasions.

[sally]

I hope your wife fucks your neighbor for your birthday present, you pasta humping greaseball.

I hopeyour wife fucks the neighbor and he wipes his nut on your pillow.

That cracked me up. ::lmao::

That WAS a good one by Sally ...

Puh-lease. Non talented hack that takes another person's post and changes one or two words to try and get a vote. If that's what you want here; why not start the post for every one of these soup chickens to get their clucks going?

Puh-lease? Is this how you talk IRL? I'm picturing you sitting there with a hand on one hip , the other facing the screen , and your head turned like a jealous little queer. Dont be mad because your shit is lame and mine is funny.

[ramseycat]

My oldest son's birthday is today. I always make sure to make it a special day separate from Christmas. I did combine his gifts this year though because he got a laptop and that is a pricy gift. He is fine with it. Plus he will get stuff on Christmas too. Just not as much. My brother's b-day is 12/27. My parents did the same thing with him - tried to make is as separate from Christmas as possible.

[Middle Finger]

A little positive perk is that for SOME of the people it actually helps them remember it because they connect it with the holiday.

[AnonyMoose]

My oldest son's birthday is today. I always make sure to make it a special day separate from Christmas.

Did you get him a punching bag so he can practice being just like his father?