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MONDAYS SUCK !!!
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Not only do Mondays suck, so do caterers & florists and every friggin' person who has not returned their RSVP for my bosses' holiday gala !...I can't even sound ferocious when I try to rip someone a new one 'cuz my voice is soft & childlike...I need an enforcer or a vex from Z...Z, make all these women grow hair on their upper lip, please.
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#2
Quote:I can't even sound ferocious when I try to rip someone a new one 'cuz my voice is soft & childlike...
So hot ... I'd pinch you or something just to get you to yell at me, I swear ...
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#3
Middle Finger Wrote:
Quote:I can't even sound ferocious when I try to rip someone a new one 'cuz my voice is soft & childlike...
So hot ... I'd pinch you or something just to get you to yell at me, I swear ...
I feel the same way about my voice as Sinister does about her big, glorious boobs...I used to dick around with telemarketers who would ask to speak to one of my parents until the day one said, "Put your mommy on the phone, honey"..to which I replied, "I can't, she's in Florida, I am here alone..then I proceeded to hangup, within a half hour 2 cops were on my doorstep...Hahahaha
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#4
Duchess Wrote:I can't even sound ferocious when I try to rip someone a new one 'cuz my voice is soft & childlike
Dutch, it is not the sound of your voice, but what you say; the words you use. You want some help from a person who is absolutely brilliant about this sort of thing? PM me and I can put you in contact with the person I use to help me with my verbage. You know him, too. He's a fuckin' genius.


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#5
Duchess Wrote:Not only do Mondays suck, so do caterers & florists and every friggin' person who has not returned their RSVP for my bosses' holiday gala !...I can't even sound ferocious when I try to rip someone a new one 'cuz my voice is soft & childlike...I need an enforcer or a vex from Z...Z, make all these women grow hair on their upper lip, please.
Sorry Sweet sexy thing, but I can only do a "feel good" vex. Me no can do the bad stuffs

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#6
Zenith Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Not only do Mondays suck, so do caterers & florists and every friggin' person who has not returned their RSVP for my bosses' holiday gala !...I can't even sound ferocious when I try to rip someone a new one 'cuz my voice is soft & childlike...I need an enforcer or a vex from Z...Z, make all these women grow hair on their upper lip, please.
Sorry Sweet sexy thing, but I can only do a "feel good" vex. Me no can do the bad stuffs

True to her calling. What a witch!!! ::lmao::

Z, are you sure that I can't coerce you into one evil spell? Just one....sort of a trial run thing. I think you know on whom it would be cast.....::sly::
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#7
Sinister Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Not only do Mondays suck, so do caterers & florists and every friggin' person who has not returned their RSVP for my bosses' holiday gala !...I can't even sound ferocious when I try to rip someone a new one 'cuz my voice is soft & childlike...I need an enforcer or a vex from Z...Z, make all these women grow hair on their upper lip, please.
Sorry Sweet sexy thing, but I can only do a "feel good" vex. Me no can do the bad stuffs

True to her calling. What a witch!!! ::lmao::

Z, are you sure that I can't coerce you into one evil spell? Just one....sort of a trial run thing. I think you know on whom it would be cast.....::sly::
Wellllll.....lemme seeeeeeee

::stir::::stir::::stir::

I better not because I might like it too much ::dlaugh::
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#8
Zenith Wrote:I better not because I might like it too much ::dlaugh::

And I might not be able to keep my promise of "just once". ::lmao::

We have to hook up again! When?
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#9
Sinister Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:I better not because I might like it too much ::dlaugh::

And I might not be able to keep my promise of "just once". ::lmao::

We have to hook up again! When?
I was thinking the same thing but your ass won't go to the movies :;beat:: What else is good?
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#10
Hmmm......thinking......thinking.....

I'd suggest putt-putt or something, but it's too fucking cold for that. Lemme think on it for a while; I'll come up with something.

People-watching at the mall......

Lunch somewhere......

I wonder if any of my MC friends have any gatherings coming up. Let me look into that, too. A Biker gathering is like nothing you've ever seen. SO much fun!!!!
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Sinister Wrote:Hmmm......thinking......thinking.....

I'd suggest putt-putt or something, but it's too fucking cold for that. Lemme think on it for a while; I'll come up with something.

People-watching at the mall......

Lunch somewhere......

I wonder if any of my MC friends have any gatherings coming up. Let me look into that, too. A Biker gathering is like nothing you've ever seen. SO much fun!!!!
Cool, just lemme know ::hugs::
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#12
Go to a museum. You do have lots of them there. I enjoyed the Henry Ford Museum when I was there.

Dertoit Metropolitan of the Arts Museum.
Hockey Town Bar on Woodward Ave
Casinos?
Belle Isle
Detroit Zoo
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The Antagonist Wrote:Go to a museum. You do have lots of them there. I enjoyed the Henry Ford Museum when I was there.

Dertoit Metropolitan of the Arts Museum.
Hockey Town Bar on Woodward Ave
Casinos?
Belle Isle
Detroit Zoo
Oooooo yeah! ::banana::

Thanks Ant, I almost forgot about all those places...hahaha. Hey Mistress what do think about going to the museum of African American History???
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#14
Nothing south of 8 Mile, remember? It would be just my luck to go anyway, and not tell Bullet then run into one of his Club Brothers and it gets back to him. There'd be hell to pay.

And Belle Isle is a shithole now, Ant.
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Sinister Wrote:Nothing south of 8 Mile, remember? It would be just my luck to go anyway, and not tell Bullet then run into one of his Club Brothers and it gets back to him. There'd be hell to pay.

And Belle Isle is a shithole now, Ant.
One day you will have to tell me about the whole "south of 8mile thingy" Unless it is related to what you have already told me.

The Island has gone through a transformation Mistress. It's pretty much an ok place to go now. Very mixed crowd these days and kinda representative of the new downtown Detroit area. You would like it Sin, I am sure Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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Zenith Wrote:One day you will have to tell me about the whole "south of 8mile thingy" Unless it is related to what you have already told me.
That's exactly what it is related to. And frankly, he doesn't trust me NOT to go down there, have someone get stupid with me, and then get myself into trouble. Neither of us trust the authorities in Wayne county. If I did something aggressive, I'd be fucked. I can't even go to his MC's Clubhouse because it's south of 8 Mile. And I am being watched; take that to the bank. My babysitter reports to Bullet twice a week.
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Sinister Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:One day you will have to tell me about the whole "south of 8mile thingy" Unless it is related to what you have already told me.
That's exactly what it is related to. And frankly, he doesn't trust me NOT to go down there, have someone get stupid with me, and then get myself into trouble. [color="blue"]Neither of us trust the authorities in Wayne county[/color]. If I did something aggressive, I'd be fucked. I can't even go to his MC's Clubhouse because it's south of 8 Mile. And I am being watched; take that to the bank. My babysitter reports to Bullet twice a week.
If you were non-white I could say that NO ONE EVER trusts the authorities....no matter where they are on the cities grid. Knowing your situation I can say that Bullet is abso-fuckin-lutely right without a doubt!

The real question here is....what could I try to do to make you behave if we found a really nice place to meet that was south of 8 mile? My preference is NOT TO VENTURE North of 8mile to often [due to the fact that I am non-white]
  • I know that this is some really fucked up shit. We can't even meet up and enjoy one anothers company due to some fuckin' invisibly enforced political restraints. There has to be a better way....for real ::wait::
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#18
You city people sure are fucked up!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Maggot Wrote:You city people sure are fucked up!
I couldn't have said it better myself, Maggot...Are you two fer real ?...This is America and you are entitled to go where you want, when you want& with whom you want...I cannot relate to what you two are saying at all, I can't imagine it either...Why are you not angry about that ?!...I'm trying to use common sense to understand this and I can't even wrap my mind around it...It almost sounds like you are each being held hostage and that's just awful.
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Duchess Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:You city people sure are fucked up!
I couldn't have said it better myself, Maggot...Are you two fer real ?...This is America and you are entitled to go where you want, when you want& with whom you want...I cannot relate to what you two are saying at all, I can't imagine it either...Why are you not angry about that ?!...I'm trying to use common sense to understand this and I can't even wrap my mind around it...It almost sounds like you are each being held hostage and that's just awful.
Isn't this some truly fucked up shit Duchezzzz? Maggot, you have certainly hit the nail on the head with your statement. The very real REALITY here folks is...

Detroit is one of the MOST SEGREGATED metropolitan cities in American [mind you, I did say "one of the most" there are others...believe me]

It truly sucks donkey dick to think that..
  • this is 2008
  • we have just elected a BLACK MAN FOR PRESIDENT
  • we have put men on the moon
  • rovers on mars
  • and computers in every household....
BUT
for some godforsaken, absurd, fucked up, reason...we CONTINUE TO HAVE SKIN COLOR INDUCED BARRIERS that our local law enforcement seem to willfully and diligently uphold.

Oh I guarantee it is real. Just don't anyone, within the city limits of Detroit, ever try to put it to the test because you [or your loved ones] will most certainly pay for your arrogance [in ways that would make Hollywood jealous].

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