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mobile (cell) phone ringtones
#1
The next time someone decides to share with me or play their latest fucking mobile phone ring tone I am going to shove the handset down their throats.

I mean, what the hell?, who gives a flying fuck what tone your phone makes when it rings?, are these people so shallow they can actually define themselves through their choice of ringtone?

fucktard - "Hey listen to this, this ismy new "individual" ring tone!, its so cool!"

Theme tune to some pussyass tv show like sex in the city plays.

fucktard - "Isn't that cool?"

::doh::::nuts::::angrier::

Me - "No it fucking isn't, it isn't an "individual" tone because you just downloaded it like millions of other people, the fact you think that tone says something about you just proves what a shallow airheadedretard you are. Wanna here my ringtone?"

Phone goes "ring, ring"

fucktard - "Oh you prefer the "classics"?"

::angrier::


We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#2
Get Meds............
Try the animal shelter site. They might have some to help you
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#3
I hope the next person you decide to tell that their AC/DC or Metallica ring tone bothers you shoots you right in the fucking eye. And then while you are on the ground bleeding and breathing your last shitty breaths they kick you just to make their point to mind your own fucking business.
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#4
Hey OP...I just downloaded a new one myself...SlowRide ~ FogHat....Wanna hear ?
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#5
I have a file with over 200.......

but you can't have any Poopy
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#6
Duchess Wrote:SlowRide ~ FogHat....Wanna hear ?
I DO!!!! That's a great tune! ::bigg::
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#7
Yall type slower for fuk sake
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#8
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:The next time someone decides to share with me or play their latest fucking mobile phone ring tone I am going to shove the handset down their throats.

I mean, what the hell?, who gives a flying fuck what tone your phone makes when it rings?, are these people so shallow they can actually define themselves through their choice of ringtone?

fucktard - "Hey listen to this, this ismy new "individual" ring tone!, its so cool!"

Theme tune to some pussyass tv show like sex in the city plays.

fucktard - "Isn't that cool?"

::doh::::nuts::::angrier::

Me - "No it fucking isn't, it isn't an "individual" tone because you just downloaded it like millions of other people, the fact you think that tone says something about you just proves what a shallow airheadedretard you are. Wanna here my ringtone?"

Phone goes "ring, ring"

fucktard - "Oh you prefer the "classics"?"

::angrier::
Smart move you Egomaniac Limey Cunt.....::bigg::

Now everyone knows yet another thing that bugs the hell out of you. Tell me some-ting is there any-ting AT ALL that you do like???

FUCK MAN! ::wait::
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#9
Liquid Wrote:I hope the next person you decide to tell that their AC/DC or Metallica ring tone bothers you shoots you right in the fucking eye. And then while you are on the ground bleeding and breathing your last shitty breaths they kick you just to make their point to mind your own fucking business.

I was talking about fuckwits I know approaching me with their fucking ringtones, not chastising complete strangers in the street you fucking fat moron.

No shut the fuck up and stick anothertwinkie down your fat pieholeyou braindead prick.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#10
OP..I am going to forever think of you as that crazy Chris Walken...Hahaha..I just read your post and looked at that crazy bastard and it was so suitable.
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#11
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:I hope the next person you decide to tell that their AC/DC or Metallica ring tone bothers you shoots you right in the fucking eye. And then while you are on the ground bleeding and breathing your last shitty breaths they kick you just to make their point to mind your own fucking business.

I was talking about fuckwits I know approaching me with their fucking ringtones, not chastising complete strangers in the street you fucking fat moron.

No shut the fuck up and stick anothertwinkie down your fat pieholeyou braindead prick.
Boring, just like all the rest of your posts.
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#12
Duchess Wrote:OP..I am going to forever think of you as that crazy Chris Walken...Hahaha..I just read your post and looked at that crazy bastard and it was so suitable.
Like I said before; that avatar isjust what Poophole looked like when MF denied Poophole the chance to suck MF's cock. Screaming in frustration and going all palsy-like.
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