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Better than pepper spray!
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#21
11-26-2009, 01:56 PM
Fortunately my area still subscribes to the "If he shot your ass (or sprayed, stabbed, flailed, fried it) you obviously didn't belong there. You have the right to remain stupid *thunk* (as the head hits the hood of the cruiser). You have the right to an attorney (but since we know you can't afford one we'll give you a really shitty Pub Def) *thunk again*....Man, you sure are clumsy! You have the right to STFU if you know what's good for you...etc"

Such lawsuits are not common in Pennsylvania (thankfully) since most of the people that DON'T live in Phila still have some sense about them.
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#22
11-26-2009, 06:00 PM
I knew a girl that feed her Boxers raw chicken, when they ate that shit they made the most God awful noise crunching up the bones and dripping chicken flesh. It reminded me of the day that a cat ate a toad outside my window when I was a kid. Nature ya gotta love it.::lol::
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11-26-2009, 06:06 PM
(11-26-2009, 12:25 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Cat's are ninjas.

Oh look, inappropriate use of an apostrophe! Too late to correct it, but I hope the person that PMd me about it is happy that I acknowledged it. 52
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#24
11-26-2009, 06:11 PM
(11-26-2009, 06:06 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(11-26-2009, 12:25 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Cat's are ninjas.

Oh look, inappropriate use of an apostrophe! Too late to correct it, but I hope the person that PMd me about it is happy that I acknowledged it. 52
well you laughed at the person who PMed you when she had a typo. 28

















































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#25
11-26-2009, 07:14 PM
Only because 'she' had previously pointed out a spelling mistake of mine. Get a fucking grip, we all make mistakes typing in here. Jesus Christ.

Now if I write flamingo when I actually should've written polar bear, I can see there being an issue.
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#26
11-26-2009, 08:29 PM
(11-26-2009, 07:14 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Only because 'she' had previously pointed out a spelling mistake of mine. Get a fucking grip, we all make mistakes typing in here. Jesus Christ.

Now if I write flamingo when I actually should've written polar bear, I can see there being an issue.
well just to help out, here are real florida flamingos. ::tongue:: they wish to mate with your canada geese::bigsmile::
   

















































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11-26-2009, 08:49 PM
Little known fact... probably well known fact... that I learned as a child at the San Diego zoo... flamingos get that color from the shrimpies they eat.
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11-27-2009, 05:48 PM
Another good tip I heard - keep your cell phone charger next to your bed and put you cell on it everynight. That way if an intruder cut the phone lines and/or electricity, you can call 911 from your cell.

Ant, when I read about the shit your ex did, I can't believe that someone hasn't taken that evil bastard out. He is just beyond a pathetic excuse for a human being.
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11-27-2009, 06:23 PM
Believe me Ramsey, he's very lucky to be alive and he knows it.

Life has given me better revenge anyway. He's Hep C positive and has emphysema. A slow agonizing death awaits him all by his own doing.
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#30
11-27-2009, 06:50 PM
I don't know if I should repsond to the dog thread, the self defense thread, or the spelling thread.
Here goes, I had a bad ass dog, and a cat that would purr and rub on her as she growled her ass off at him. It was funny to watch.
I keep a shotgun by my bed and some 00buck, you know just in case the bug spray and cell phone and 911 and ninja kitty and baseball bat don't work. Also, dead men tell no tales.
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#31
11-27-2009, 07:01 PM
::lol:: Thats the spirit!
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#32
11-27-2009, 07:56 PM
(11-26-2009, 12:25 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Cat's are ninjas.

Heh, I liked that ...
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11-27-2009, 07:58 PM
(11-27-2009, 05:48 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Another good tip I heard - keep your cell phone charger next to your bed and put you cell on it everynight. That way if an intruder cut the phone lines and/or electricity, you can call 911 from your cell.

Ant, when I read about the shit your ex did, I can't believe that someone hasn't taken that evil bastard out. He is just beyond a pathetic excuse for a human being.

Plain vanilla chicken fuck ...
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