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A Moose Christmas.....
#1
Mom:What do you want for Christmas sweaty?
Moose:A pair of boots ya CUNT!!!!
Brother:Whacha want bro?
Moose:Your sister on a fucking slab BITCH!!!!
Sister:When will you marry me?
Moose:When you fuckin pay me my child support CUNT!!!
Doctor: Please turn to your side.........
Moose: Your side or my side...........?
Doctor: CUNT! If I have to slap your ass and put the bridle in again.....Your gonna pay BITCH!!!!
Moose: What do you want for Christmas sweety?

:;wave::......This software IS better. ::lol::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
Mom:What do you want for Christmas sweaty?

::rotf::
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#3
(12-18-2009, 06:22 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Mom:What do you want for Christmas sweaty?

::rotf::

The entire package must be unwrapped.....v e r y s l o w l y . 78:
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#4
Sorry. Your entire post was very funny but that typo made me wheezy laugh.
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#5
(12-18-2009, 06:30 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Sorry. Your entire post was very funny but that typo made me wheezy laugh.

Typo?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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