it's Lumpy's Birthday...

[Maggot]

Happy birthday you little .............

[LuMPyPussy]

Happy birthday you little .............

[Freak magnet]

Sorry it's late.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN:B


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[LuMPyPussy]

Awww, I love tuxedo cats.

[Middle Finger]

Poor rabbit bit by a typical asshole cat.

[LuMPyPussy]

Poor rabbit bit by a typical asshole cat.

Rabbit?

[Middle Finger]

Squirrel, I said squirrel.

[Maggot]

That poor thing....he was scalped! :'(

[Duchess]

You're sobbing for that poor thing yet, you knowingly, with malice & forethought murder defenseless chipmunks ?...Huh ?...Bad, BAD Maggot !

[LuMPyPussy]

Maggot's a two faced hypocrite.

[Maggot]

That poor thing....he was scalped! :'(

You're sobbing for that poor thing yet, you knowingly, with malice & forethought murder defenseless chipmunks ?...Huh ?...Bad, BAD Maggot !

My death giving gift is swift and sure to the point, sudden and devastatingly complete. In the blink of an eye I can make squirrels and chipmunks sprout wings and fly, fly away. Cats are mean.

[Lady Cop]

By HAMZA HENDAWI
Associated Press Writer
January 19, 2010CAIRO — Archaeologists have unearthed a 2,000-year-old temple that may have been dedicated to the ancient Egyptian cat goddess, Bastet, the Supreme Council of Antiquities said today.

The ruins of the Ptolemaic-era temple were discovered by Egyptian archaeologists in the heart of the Mediterranean port city of Alexandria, founded by Alexander the Great in the 4^th century B.C.
The city was the seat of the Greek-speaking Ptolemaic Dynasty, which ruled over Egypt for 300 years until the suicide of Queen Cleopatra.

The statement said the temple was thought to belong to Queen Berenice, wife of King Ptolemy III who ruled Egypt in the 3^rd century B.C.

Mohammed Abdel-Maqsood, the Egyptian archaeologist who led the excavation team, said the discovery may be the first trace of the long-sought location of Alexandria's royal quarter.

The large number of statues depicting Bastet found in the ruins, he said, suggested that this may be the first Ptolemaic-era temple dedicated to the cat goddess to be discovered in Alexandria.

This would indicate that the worship of the ancient Egyptian cat-goddess continued during the later, Greek-influenced, Ptolemaic period, he said.

Statues of other ancient Egyptian deities were also found in the ruins, he added.

Zahi Hawass, Egypt's chief archaeologist, said the temple may have been used in later times as a quarry as evidenced by the large number of missing stone blocks.


Modern Alexandria was built squarely on top of the ruins of the classical-era city and many of its great temples, palaces and libraries remain undiscovered.

The temple was found in the Kom el-Dekkah neighborhood near the city's main train station and home to a Roman-era amphitheater and well preserved mosaics.


   

[Middle Finger]

Oh Christ, here we go ...

[username]

By HAMZA HENDAWI
Associated Press Writer
January 19, 2010CAIRO — Archaeologists have unearthed a 2,000-year-old temple that may have been dedicated to the ancient Egyptian cat goddess, Bastet, the Supreme Council of Antiquities said today.

The ruins of the Ptolemaic-era temple were discovered by Egyptian archaeologists in the heart of the Mediterranean port city of Alexandria, founded by Alexander the Great in the 4^th century B.C.
The city was the seat of the Greek-speaking Ptolemaic Dynasty, which ruled over Egypt for 300 years until the suicide of Queen Cleopatra.

The statement said the temple was thought to belong to Queen Berenice, wife of King Ptolemy III who ruled Egypt in the 3^rd century B.C.

Mohammed Abdel-Maqsood, the Egyptian archaeologist who led the excavation team, said the discovery may be the first trace of the long-sought location of Alexandria's royal quarter.

The large number of statues depicting Bastet found in the ruins, he said, suggested that this may be the first Ptolemaic-era temple dedicated to the cat goddess to be discovered in Alexandria.

This would indicate that the worship of the ancient Egyptian cat-goddess continued during the later, Greek-influenced, Ptolemaic period, he said.

Statues of other ancient Egyptian deities were also found in the ruins, he added.

Zahi Hawass, Egypt's chief archaeologist, said the temple may have been used in later times as a quarry as evidenced by the large number of missing stone blocks.


Modern Alexandria was built squarely on top of the ruins of the classical-era city and many of its great temples, palaces and libraries remain undiscovered.

The temple was found in the Kom el-Dekkah neighborhood near the city's main train station and home to a Roman-era amphitheater and well preserved mosaics.

^^^^^ this does not impress me. Fish were fucking worshiped, lol.

In Ancient Egyptian pantheism, many animals were consider sacred to particular deities—cats to Bastet, ibises and baboons to Thoth, crocodiles to Sebek and Ra, fish to Set, mongoose, shrew and birds to Horus, dogs and jackals to Anubis, serpents and eels to Atum, beetles to Khepera, bulls to Apis.

Still, I like cats. And Maggot, I can guarantee you that cats don't give a fuck if you think they're mean. They just don't care.

[LuMPyPussy]

Maggot would have been a sacred dung beetle back then.

[SyberBitch]

Oh Christ, here we go ...

Eh?

I just think it's cool. I wonder what else is buried in there.

[username]

Oh Christ, here we go ...

Eh?

I just think it's cool. I wonder what else is buried in there.

Beetles, fish and eel?

[Lady Cop]

Maggot would have been a sacred dung beetle back then.

sorry Maggot buddy, but that was freaking funny!

[Cynical Ninja]

Worshipping animals makes more sense than worshipping God, at least animals actually exist.