God Damned Mother Fucking Shower Curtain Magnets!
#1
Why are shower curtain magnets always far too weak to do their job and stop the billowing shower curtain syndrome? What the fuck is the point? I just got a new shower curtain (actually a "shower curtain LINER", but thats all I use, I'm single so fuck that frilly shit women like) and it of COURSE has wimpy magnets that don't work at all. I've got a nice set of magnets that I always affix to my shower curtains with hot glue, but that requires effort and is DUMB. If they used magnets appropriate to the job... cock sucking uncle fuckers anyways.

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#2
It's a god damn crime.
Commando Cunt Queen
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#3
You should give that curtain a good thrashing. Just the way I am envisioning it now. ::lol::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#4
I have glass doors on my showers if that makes you feel any better.
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#5
Yeah me too.

Curtains suck.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#6
Shower mold holds the curtain in place really well.
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#7
See? That's what I mean ...
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#8
This is what it has come to.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#9
It's a conspiracy....a conspiracy I say!

Robogoon
Fug duh kund
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#10
(01-25-2010, 02:32 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: See? That's what I mean ...

More complaining, when will it ever end?
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#11
Hopefully you slip on the soap while jerking off, take the shower curtain down with you, and knock your dumb ass out on the toilet bowl.
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#12
(01-25-2010, 01:31 PM)sally Wrote: I have glass doors on my showers if that makes you feel any better.
(01-25-2010, 01:33 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Yeah me too.

Curtains suck.

No shit. I wish I had them as well, but I can't do that in my current apartment. FML.

(01-25-2010, 02:27 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Shower mold holds the curtain in place really well.

That is nasty, remind me never to shower at your place?

(01-25-2010, 02:59 PM)sally Wrote: Hopefully you slip on the soap while jerking off, take the shower curtain down with you, and knock your dumb ass out on the toilet bowl.

Nah, I don't pud off in the shower; but you can come and suck me dry if you want.
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#13
You have a hot glue gun?
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(01-25-2010, 05:23 PM)twisteroo Wrote: You have a hot glue gun?

And a soldering iron, some jewelers' files, miniature screw taps & matching screws, a Dremel hand tool with most of the accessories, and quite a bit more... I build scale models, is that not OK with you all of a sudden fat boy? Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#15
Oh, that's fine.
I have a good set of bicycle tools and a table saw.Smiley_emoticons_slash
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(01-25-2010, 05:43 PM)twisteroo Wrote: Oh, that's fine.
I have a good set of bicycle tools and a table saw.Smiley_emoticons_slash

Smiley_emoticons_slash My bike tools were "borrowed" and never returned. Fucker.
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