The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread

[Lady Cop]

we have a visitor living on the hook here.
here is Eric Clapton's little boat. :B

[Lady Cop]

i'm getting heavy weather, thunder, lightning, all that...so if i disappear, i lost power. i hate that shit.

[QueenBee]

i'm getting heavy weather, thunder, lightning, all that...so if i disappear, i lost power. i hate that shit.

We are getting it here too. May be part of your system, but also may be a whole nw storm for you. We have had this off and on for the past few days.

[Luke Warmwater]

And I bet not one person thought to pee on their foot.

I don't need to think about peeing on my foot....it just happens.

[QueenBee]

I don't need to think about peeing on my foot....it just happens.

Just gives proof to the notion that men can't aim for shit. But, I guess they need something of substaince to aim first.

[God]

That's why I have a photo of you at the bottom of my toilet...

[Lady Cop]

i like New Hampshire's license plate. ::lol::

[Lady Cop]

Mass. has a couple cool ones, and this was my very favorite florida plate...it has everything i loved in florida, reef, fish, shark, diver & dive flag.

click to enlarge.

[Jamminitin]

Do we post the boring mundane shit from our every day lives here?


I am being forced by my teenage daughter to have lunch with her, her friend, and her friends mom so we can all "bond".

[Lady Cop]

Do we post the boring mundane shit from our every day lives here?


I am being forced by my teenage daughter to have lunch with her, her friend, and her friends mom so we can all "bond".

sure! boring is good! ::lol::

[God]

I am being forced by my teenage daughter to have lunch with her, her friend, and her friends mom so we can all "bond".

Aren't you the fucking lucky one?

Don't bother to share this bonding experience with us,
why the fuck does anyone think you need to bond with another old dame?

If your daughter puts you through this then you should take her to your kind disco, 1970s style and ramp up the hippy groove, baby!

She'll never let you bond with anything (except glue) again.

[Jamminitin]

You're a fucktwat, but you already knew that, cuz you're God.

[Duchess]

The only work Ima doing today is on my tan & on Mock. Ima making some of Mock private..Heh..Heh..

[QueenBee]

Not that anyone here really gives a shit, but Lindsey Lohan is back on the streets after her stint in the big house. wonder how many new girlfriends she got while there. Maybe some neat prison tats?

[Jurassic]

Sorry, I'm back as well

[God]

Good to see ya, wipe yer fucking feet

[Lady Cop]

well THIS is strange!! i have seen blue ones, but this is very weird.

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A rare yellow lobster pulled from Rhode Island’s Narragansett Bay is heading to college.

Lobsterman Denny Ingram said Wednesday that the yellow lobster will be moving to the aquarium at the University of Rhode Island’s Bay Campus in Narragansett.

Ingram caught the lobster and temporarily made it available for display in the lobstermen’s co-op building at the State Pier in Newport.

The manager of seawater facilities at the university says he plans to give the yellow lobster some squid and a quiet corner of a tank so it can recover from all the attention it has sparked.

Yellow lobsters are considered to be a one-in-30-million find.

[Jurassic]

It always amazes me, why not just put the poor little bugger back in the sea.

[Duchess]

Am I the only Mocker that's a fan of football ?...I love me some football. :yahoo:

[God]

I would sack every footballer and turn the grounds into public places where people could smoke
weed all day without fear of conviction.