Post: #113

another clever felon with (a) crack in his ass.


Orlando Sentinel
Police said a 27-year-old Orlando man tried to hide drugs inside a ChapStick tube inserted in a body cavity after he was arrested on a separate drug charge on Thursday night.

Byron L. Smith was riding his bicycle when officers stopped the convicted felon in the area of North Westmoreland Drive and West Colonial Drive about 9:37 p.m., according to documents released by Orlando police spokesman Sgt. Vincent Ogburn.

The documents said officers found 4.2 grams of marijuana on Smith and charged him with possession.

But during a strip search at the Orange County jail, a corrections officer discovered the tube of ChapStick filled with 0.1 grams of crack cocaine, police said.

Smith was charged with cocaine possession with intent to sell, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of introducing contraband into a county facility, records show.

Post: #114

cocaine in the butt epidemic.

North Charleston, South Carolina
A man who persuaded his brother to eat an ounce of cocaine after they were arrested is to be charged with causing his death.

Wayne Joshua Mitchell, 20, collapsed and died an hour after ingesting the drug as he sat in the back of a police car.

His 23-year-old brother, who was captured on a police video cameras urging his brother to eat the drug, has been charged with his death.



Deangelo Rashard Mitchell, right, tells younger brother Wayne Joshua Mitchell that if he gets arrested again, he'll go to prison for the rest of his life.



dead guy ^





Deangelo Mitchell, right, fishes the cocaine out of his ass and drops it on the seat for his brother to eat

Post: #115

Cock-eyed mother fucker! Shit, I would of told my brother to kiss my damn ass! I guess that is what stupid people do. (listen to the con) why not? GEEZUS!

Post: #116

well the Pittsburgh Police "liked" this facebook page.





AP
An 18-year-old Pittsburgh man is accused of burglarizing a market with three teens, then posted pictures on his Facebook page showing the suspects mugging with some of the loot.

Isaiah Cutler who has been jailed since Friday in the Dec. 12 burglary. Online court records don't list an attorney for him.

Police say Cutler, a 17-year-old and two 14-year-olds stole more than $8,000 worth of cash, cigarettes, candy and checks from the business. About an hour later, police say, Cutler posted pictures of the teens posing with the loot on his page on the social networking site.

Post: #117

(12-27-2011 02:21 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:  well the Pittsburgh Police "liked" this facebook page.





AP
An 18-year-old Pittsburgh man is accused of burglarizing a market with three teens, then posted pictures on his Facebook page showing the suspects mugging with some of the loot.

Isaiah Cutler who has been jailed since Friday in the Dec. 12 burglary. Online court records don't list an attorney for him.

Police say Cutler, a 17-year-old and two 14-year-olds stole more than $8,000 worth of cash, cigarettes, candy and checks from the business. About an hour later, police say, Cutler posted pictures of the teens posing with the loot on his page on the social networking site.

You just can't fix stupid!!!!

Post: #118

i think he should have called the Better Business Bureau






DECEMBER 27--A Pennsylvania man is facing a criminal rap after he called 911 to report that a pair of prostitutes had left his home without fully “servicing” him, cops report.

Police allege that Jerry Streng, 63, paid the women $400 and brought the hookers back to his Berlin home. As Streng told a cop, he hired the pair “for the purpose of ‘Smoking Smoke’ and engaging in sexual intercourse”.

After Streng called police to report a robbery, an officer was dispatched last week to his home, where he explained that the “agreement was that he was supposed to be in the middle of both women while the three of them engaged in sexual activity with each other.”

Instead, Streng contended, the prostitutes got undressed, “started smoking his 'Smoke,'” and “did not invite him in the bed.” He responded by disrobing and getting in his bed. “But the two women put him on the end, and not in the middle like they agreed to.”

Making matters worse, the women--Jacqueline Eubanks, 50, and Tonia Good, 34--“engaged in sexual activity with each other” while he was sidelined.

Relegated to the end--and not in the desired man in the middle slot--Streng was left to grope the breast of the female closest to him. But after that fleeting fondle, “the two females took his money and left without fully ‘servicing’ him.”

Streng, Eubanks, and Good were each busted on prostitution charges. Streng and Eubanks are pictured in the above mug shots.

Post: #119

WTSP
WINTER HAVEN, Fla. -- Winter Haven police have arrested a 31-year-old man on drug charges after he threw away a bag containing more than 20 grams of marijuana at a courthouse.

Police say Demetrius Nickerson was at the courthouse around 8:45 a.m. Wednesday and attempted to pass through security. After setting off the metal detector, Nickerson was wanded by security personnel, who discovered a hard, unknown object.

Nickerson quickly told security that he would be right back and headed out the front door. Police say he returned a short time later and proceeded through security.

During this time, security became suspicious and called police, who discovered that Nickerson had thrown away a bright yellow bag containing marijuana separated into bags.

Twenty minutes later, Nickerson left the courthouse and retrieved the bag from the garbage can. Officers were waiting for him and he was arrested and charged with Possession of Drugs within 1,000 Feet of a School, Possession of Marijuana, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia.

Post: #120

another professional asshole.



ouch ouch ouch!!

Daily News Jax NC
According to the Onslow County Sheriff's Office, Ward will be taken to Onslow Memorial Hospital for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward's rectum where it is believed he may have concealed the .38, six-inch barrel revolver.

Authorities say that while the gun was not loaded, it was test fired by the OCSO CSI to determine its functionality and it was in operational condition.

A fugitive wanted on a murder charge in Atlanta and arrested here earlier this week is accused of hiding a handgun in his rectum while in the Onslow County Jail.

Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Sugar Lake Drive in Canton, Ga., was charged late Thursday night by the Onslow County Sheriff's Office with fugitive warrants from the State of Georgia for murder and armed robbery.

Ward was also charged by the OCSO with resisting a public officer, possession of drug paraphernalia and simple possession of a Schedule VI control substance.

The N.C. State Highway Patrol charged him with driving while impaired, speeding, unlawfully passing an emergency vehicle, reckless driving to endanger the public, resisting a public officer, providing fictitious information and no operators license.

State Trooper Scott Merritt on Monday morning stopped Ward who passed him at 90 mph on U.S. 17 in a 2010 Dodge Avenger registered to Anthony Keith West. Ward, and a woman with him, Vanessa Laranda Ragland, 18, with ties to Atlanta and Jacksonville, are accused of rolling up the windows and locking the doors.

Ragland was charged with assault on a government official. She was later charged with resisting public officer and providing fictitious information. She is being held in the Onslow County Jail under a $2,500 bond.

Ward allegedly resisted arrest, was subdued with a stun gun and taken to Onslow Memorial Hospital where he was given “a shot to calm down,” according court records.

Ward was booked into the Onslow County Jail where he was charged with lying about his identity.
While behind bars Ward called out to jailers claiming someone was trying to kill him and that a gun was in his cell. Jailers searched his cell and found a .38-caliber pistol in the toilet. Ward claimed he found the gun in his bunk and tossed it into the toilet, according to an affidavit by Sheriff's Sgt. Rocky Maestas.

The gun lacked bullets and no bullets were found in Ward's cell. Maestas served a search warrant on the vehicle Ward was driving when he was arrested. It was not immediately clear whether Maestas found ammunition, but after the search he charged Ward with possession of marijuana and digital scales, according to arrest warrants.

Ward is being held with no bond while awaiting extradition.

Post: #121

Ouch!!! See karma is a bitch

His only job was to guard the doors while his gang members robbed the bank.
But even that simple task was too much for the latest contender for the unwanted title of world's clumsiest bank robber.
For as his criminal colleagues held up the cashier in the small bank in Parana in Brazil he managed to drop his aim and fire off a round into his own foot.

The clumsy robber can be seen in CCTV footage from the bank holding two guns at the entrance as his partners take a money bag.
At first it appears that he is on top of his crucial role until he lowers his right arm and shot himself in the foot.

He was then seen limping out into the street.
But he was unable to avoid capture as he was arrested when he appeared at a nearby hospital for treatment.
Police are still hunting for the rest of the gang who managed to flee with $16,000.



Video at link also
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...shier.html

Post: #122

WPTV
TAMPA, Fla. - A man who tried to ambush his estranged wife at a Carrollwood apartment complex near Tampa Monday morning wound up setting himself on fire, according to a Hillsborough Sheriff's investigators.

Deputies responded to a report of a disturbance at the Countrywood Apartments at 12401 Orange Grove Drive around 7 a.m.

Sheriff's spokesman Larry McKinnon said the man, 50 year-old Matthew Wong, whose listed address is in Wesley Chapel, had staked out the area to wait for his wife to show up.

When she did, he attempted to douse her with a flammable liquid, but she was able to get away. A neighbor grabbed 46 year-old Gloria Davis and pulled her into a nearby apartment for her safety.

At that point, Wong was heard to scream out, "I'm gonna kill you," and proceeded to try and ignite bushes near the building, but wound up setting himself on fire.

"It was like instantly," said neighbor Amy Jo Akert. "Literally, he was instantly engulfed in flames."

He was badly burned and was taken to Tampa General Hospital, McKinnon said.

Post: #123

wtf!

Post: #124

WPTV5

MARTIN COUNTY, Fla. — Not even the tasty General Tso's chicken could hide the stolen jewelry placed inside a plate of Chinese food by three men and a teen wanted for burglary in Melbourne, a Martin County Sheriff's Office arrest report states.

About 1:30 p.m. Tuesday, the Melbourne Police Department issued an advisory to law enforcement to be on the lookout for suspects in a residential burglary. The thieves got away with a $1,000 digital camera and jewelry worth $500. Witnesses gave police a description of the four suspects and their vehicle, a silver Chevrolet Traverse with a Tennessee license plate.

About 4 p.m., a Martin County Sheriff's deputy on southbound Interstate 95 at mile marker 102 saw a vehicle with men inside who matched the description on the advisory. After stopping the vehicle, the deputy saw the digital camera in the back of the SUV, the report states.

After getting a search warrant for the vehicle, deputies found the loot on the front console inside a takeout plate of Chinese food, sitting on top of the chicken, fried rice and egg roll.

Deputies charged the driver, Michael King, 19, of Lauderhill, and passengers Henry Mims, 20, of Lauderhill, and Lavretzky Dareus, 18, of Sunrise, with grand theft.

Post: #125

this guy is going to be hard to track down and ID.






CHESTERFIELD COUNTY, Va. (WTVR) - A man who appeared to have two prosthetic legs is wanted for attempting to rob a Virginia drugstore, according to a press release from Chesterfield County police.

Police said the man entered a CVS Pharmacy on Midlothian Turnpike near Buford Road Saturday night and handed the pharmacist a note demanding prescription pills.

The man left the store without the receiving the pills, police said.

Police described the suspect as a black man, 5'6" tall and 130 pounds. (WITH LEGS)

Police said he wore a dark gray, hooded sweatshirt, black shorts and a blue knit cap.

Police asked anyone with information Chesterfield County Police Department at 804-748-1251 or Crime Solvers at 804-748-0660 or text the code tip699 with the tip and send to 274637 (CRIMES).

Post: #126

Sun Sentinel
CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. -- Status update: It was bad idea to steal a judge's nameplate and then post a picture of yourself holding it on your girlfriend's Facebook page.

That's exactly what Steven Mulhall, 21, of Coral Springs, is accused of doing.

Mulhall posted the photograph of himself holding the stolen nameplate, which was pried from the door of Broward Circuit Judge Michael Orlando courtroom on Natalie Coma Toze Segura Facebook account, according to arrest records.

Deputies picked Mulhall up on Thursday and booked him into Broward County's Main jail.

"The nameplate is like only $40, not that big of a crime, but what an idiot. He puts it on Facebook," said Broward County Sheriff Al Lamberti. "Here he is flaunting it on Facebook. He violated the terms of his parole by stealing, from a judge he appeared before no less. He's got multiple convictions for petty theft, so now this is a felony."

Lamberti said deputies picked up Mulhall after verifying the suspect had appeared before judge Orlando. The judge's nameplate was pried from the door around Feb. 23, according to the arrest report. A tip to Broward Crime Stoppers led authorities to Mulhall.

"The tipster gave us his address, name and the Facebook page," Lamberti said.

"We got the nameplate back. It will be returned to the rightful owner."