Post: #575

I would do a Willie Nelson version of "Crazy" with ⁷⁄₁₁ but our braces would get stuck.

Post: #576

Beyonce makes pretty babies: http://helloblueivycarter.tumblr.com/

Gorgeous!

Post: #577

(02-06-2012 10:02 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I would do a Willie Nelson version of "Crazy" with ⁷⁄₁₁ but our braces would get stuck.

Sorry, Patsy Cline. Perhaps we could compromise?

Post: #578

sad. story at link

'They were going to cut off my toes': Seinfeld star Daniel von Bargen in critical condition after shooting himself in head in despair at diabetic amputations

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-head.html

Post: #579

ABC
Movie star George Clooney was led away in handcuffs after storming the Sudanese Embassy protesting the actions of the country's president Omar Al-Bashir, an alleged war criminal.

Clooney made the rounds in Washington this week, hoping his superstar wattage will help shine a light on the situation in Sudan. The actor testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and held private meetings with the Secretary of State and President Obama about the African nation's dire humanitarian situation and the Obama administration's policy. He led a protest today outside of Sudan's embassy calling on Omar Al-Bashir, an alleged war-criminal, to stop the violence and allow humanitarian aid into the country.

Also among those arrested were Clooney's Father Nick Clooney

Post: #580

AP
Comedian Gallagher has been placed in a medically induced coma following a heart attack at a Texas bar before his show Wednesday.

Gallagher's promotional manager, Christine Scherrer, says the 65-year-old is sedated and "slowly recovering" after collapsing Wednesday night.

Scherrer said the comedian will remain in the coma for the next 24 hours to relax and recover, People.com reports. She said the comedians family is with him and that the doctors think his vital signs are good.

Marc Cummins, the manager of Coach Joe's Hat Tricks in Lewisville, Texas, says says the club's promotions director performed CPR on Gallagher before paramedics arrived. Gallagher had reportedly just finished conducting a meet-and-greet with fans before collapsing ahead of his show.

Last March, the comedian best known for smashing watermelons with a sledgehammer suffered a minor heart attack after collapsing during a performance in Minnesota. His full name is Leo Anthony Gallagher.

Post: #581

Whew........I thought Paris had gotten in an accident or something.

Post: #582

I thought you liked boobs, she doesn't have any.

Post: #583

(03-16-2012 12:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I thought you liked boobs, she doesn't have any.

I like them because they "quiver"

Post: #584

Post: #585

pitiful...

octomom has sunk to a new low.






A Hollywood hotline is offering a new service to the celebrity-obsessed - paid-for calls that cost as little as $5 per minute.

Dial-a-Star.com sells itself as a phone service that offers 'completely discreet one-on-one' conversations with 'REAL celebrities'.

Nadya Suleman's phone calls, for example, cost $12 per minute; Dina Lohan's time is more expensive than ex-husband Michael, with minutes tallying $25 and $18 each, respectively - still much more than actor Jeremy London's $15.

Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnick, Tila Tequila, Michael Lohan's ex-fiancee Kate Major, Tiger Woods' infamous mistress Rachel Uchitel, Real Housewives' star Danielle Staub, and porn star Capri Anderson - known for her dalliance with Charlie Sheen - are among other recognisable names on the list - at least, to reality television lovers and tabloid readers.

Post: #586

the Killer never quits! hahahaha
ol' cousin-lovin' great balls of fire!

i saw him in Boston years ago, he was still electrifying!

JACKSON, Miss. — Rock ’n’ roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis has married for a seventh time in Mississippi, and the new bride is his cousin’s ex-wife.

The Adams County circuit clerk’s office said the marriage license shows Lewis was married March 9 to Judith Ann Coghlan Brown in Natchez, Miss. The 76-year-old Lewis, also known as "The Killer," is famous for top hits like "Great Balls of Fire" and "Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On."

The bride, who is in her early 60s, was previously married to one of Lewis’ cousins and was close to his daughter, Phoebe Lewis, said the bride’s sister, Carolyn Coghlan Gremillion of Madison. She said Brown started working for Lewis several years ago as his caretaker.

Post: #587

I haven't liked Jerry Lee Lewis since I was about 13. My dad owned a nightclub and Jerry Lee performed. My piano was moved to the club specifically for him. I was able to go and sit with my mom and watched the idiot completely demolish my piano. Not only did he use his talented fingers and hands on it, he also used his feet-knees- and rear-end. It was a player piano and I had hundreds of rolls of music to put in it. Never got one like that again.


Off topic: Have been out of state for a few days and I'm exhausted. Little old ladies tire very easily. Hopefully, in the next few days I'll be able to post replies both on threads and all of the personal messages I have received.

Post: #588

i hope you were repaid!

he was notorious for that shit.
Christ at 13, you were lucky he didn't decide to marry you.