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I have just been going through an old Yahoo email account I have not used in ages. I guess I should have looked sooner, as it seems there are many people wanting to send me money I have inherited. Here are some examples of my pending wealth:
Dear,
I am in the UK and very sick due to cancer, will die.want to distribute $10,000,000.00 via you. RESPOND FOR DETAILS
FROM:MR MIKE AYNSLEY
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE OFFER
COULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER TO HELP ME TO RELOCATE THIS SUM OF TWELVE MILLION FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS (12.4M POUNDS) TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR ESTABLISHING AN INDUSTRY IN YOUR COUNTRY.
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE TRANSACTION AND YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH 30% FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE FOR
PRESENTING YOURSELVE AS THE NEXT OF KIN AND ACCOUNT TO RECEIVE THIS FUND IN YOUR COUNTRY.YOU ARE
INTERESTED PLEASE WRITE BACK FOR MORE CLEARIFICATION WITH YOUR INFORMATIONS AS REQUESTED BELOW BECAUSE ON RECEIPT OF YOUR INFORMATIONS
SINCERELY.
MR.MIKE AYNSLEY
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Not to mention all the offers for Viagra, cialis, whatever the fuck Smilin BoB sells, and of course ways to increase the size of my penis.
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i would forward that offer to FBI brad  .
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: Mr. Brad Todd @
FBI UK Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
Phone: +44 701113 0369
E-mail: [email protected]
ATTENTION: Microsoft Winner,
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network, that you have an on going transaction with the Microsoft Int. Mega Jackpot Lottery UK, as the Beneficiary of the said 5,500,000 Great British Pounds sterling. (Five Million, Five hundred thousand pounds sterling) confirmed on a certified Cashier's check.
So the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) Washington DC, in conjunction with the Scotland Yard, Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the Microsoft is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due Prize of 5.5, million pounds. We advise you to go ahead with them as we are monitoring all their services and network. Be advised that any letter or lottery Notification received from anybody or company should be forwarded to us with immediate effect. The UK Government has spent over $1.7 million pounds to make sure these scammers are brought before the law. They are still ready to spend more to make sure they are brought before the law.
Meanwhile, you are advised to follow the procedure of the Lottery House (Microsoft). They have their own legal procedure which we have examined and confirmed legal. Follow their instructions while you keep us updated for more details. You are advised to contact the necessary office for more details of Transfer as we are monitoring every move now.
Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network. For your own good you are advised to confirm any lottery promo you have either involved your self with in the past to enable us trace this scammers. Only this lottery Promotion has been confirmed Legal any other are still under investigation, and so many others are scam, most especially from the UK and Europe.
You are to contact Mr Brad Todd with the email below in regards to more information on your claims.
OFFICER IN-CHARGE:
NAME: Mr. Brad Todd @
FBI UK Internet Fraud Watch/Alert
Phone: +44 701113 0369
E-mail: [email protected]
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Here is one I just got today!! Oh boy !! I can't wait to collect !
We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaitedresults of the HONDA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM held on the August 23th 2010.You were entered as dependent clients with: Ticket number:2752246876 .Your email address drew the lucky winning number,which consequently won the sweepstake in the first category,in fourparts. You have been approved for a payment of £1,750,000.00 (ONE MILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS STERLING.
Yours Sincerely,
Beverly Madsen (Program Co-ordinator.)
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(08-23-2010, 07:39 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: gee whiz Dick, i'm really sorry about that Dick Party thread. 
Prove it?
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Show me the money shot.
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