a friendly warning to all mormons

[Lady Cop]

this is for you Crash!

[crash]

No warning to a Mormon should be friendly... <insert die cunt pic here>

:fukya:

[Lady Cop]

now now, love your fellow mor-mans
it could be worse, they could be scientologists.

[crash]

That's the irony... 90% of gay people don't impose themselves on people... 99% of Mormons do at some stage. Radical God bothering cunts they are

[Lady Cop]

no religion is safe at Mock. we are equal-opportunity blasphemers.

[cladking]

no religion is safe at Mock. we are equal-opportunity blasphemers.

I've been wanting to say this all day.

Shesmetet!

May Ptah forgive me.

[Lady Cop]

Anubis is going to get you Clad! and Ra and Horus and Bast too.

[cladking]

I need to be careful with blaspheming the Egyptian Gods since they're pretty close to my own. I'm not sure I can really tell them apart.

But if a God can't take a little criticism, fuck 'em. I consider this a very worshipful thing to say and will let you know how it works out for me.

[Lady Cop]

so Clad, if you were Hindu and in India, you'd be swimming with Ganesh! a very cool god~

Ganesh is the Hindu God of knowledge and the remover of obstacles or God of elimination of troubles. He is also called Ganapati (leader of people), Buddhividhata ( god of knowledge ), or Vighnahara (god to remove obstacles). In fact Lord Ganesh has at least 108 names. He is one the most important Gods in the Hindu religion so that all sacrifices and religious ceremonies, all serious compositions in writing, and all worldly affairs of importance are begun with an invocation to Lord Ganesh.

Ganesh is usually depicted as an elephant head figure with a large pot belly. He has four hands with one hand always extended to bless people. Like most other Hindu gods, he has a ‘vehicle’, in his case a rat: this rat is usually shown at the foot of the god, but sometimes Ganesh is astride the rat. This unique combination of his elephant-like head and a quick moving rat vehicle represents tremendous wisdom, intellegence, and presence of mind.

[Delmendo]

You call me a Moron already? I just got here! [/i]Who'd a thought?

[cladking]

so Clad, if you were Hindu and in India, you'd be swimming with Ganesh! a very cool god~

Ganesh is the Hindu God of knowledge and the remover of obstacles or God of elimination of troubles. He is also called Ganapati (leader of people), Buddhividhata ( god of knowledge ), or Vighnahara (god to remove obstacles). In fact Lord Ganesh has at least 108 names. He is one the most important Gods in the Hindu religion so that all sacrifices and religious ceremonies, all serious compositions in writing, and all worldly affairs of importance are begun with an invocation to Lord Ganesh.

Ganesh is usually depicted as an elephant head figure with a large pot belly. He has four hands with one hand always extended to bless people. Like most other Hindu gods, he has a ‘vehicle’, in his case a rat: this rat is usually shown at the foot of the god, but sometimes Ganesh is astride the rat. This unique combination of his elephant-like head and a quick moving rat vehicle represents tremendous wisdom, intellegence, and presence of mind.

The Egyptian equivalent is Thoth but he doesn't have so many attributes or a vehicle. (well sometimes a boat)

I suspect modern people misunderstand the ancient Gods. Ancient religion wasn't even really a religion so much as a way of describing nature. The Egyptian word for God was actually "ntr" or "neter". It is believed that this is the origin of the word nature.

In western languages the term God comes from "opening of the mouth", "shining forth", "light". I believe these are all related to building pyramids. We've been in a dark ages for amore than 4,000 years and no one noticed.

[Countryside_Belle]

My 9 yr old son said to me the other day as I was coming home from work: "Mom, those guys from the GEEK squad were here earlier looking for you." (Not sure if everyone here has a local "Best Buy" store, but the Geek Squad is the pc repair team, dressed in button up shirts/nerdy looking).
I couldn't for the life of me figure out why computer repair men dressed as nerds would be coming to our place.
I realized when my son handed me their "card" that they were actually LDS/Mormon missionaries.
Had a good laugh!

[Lady Cop]

just FYI, this thread title was a goof on some stupid thread titled "a friendly warning to all morons."

[Countryside_Belle]

Haaa, yes, saw that. I couldn't believe these guys were daring enough to come out to our place (rural) and try and talk to me about Joseph Smith.
Buncha BS.
Although I'm not a huge South Park tv show fan, there is a funny one out there somewhere about Joseph Smith/Mormons....
I had a client years ago that had a daughter in Scientology and she was literally banned from seeing or talking to the daughter for years after she defected from the religion herself. It was very sad, this woman died alone and never was able to reach the daughter before her death.

[Lady Cop]

Descendants of massacre victims at a Utah site say the elevation of the Mountain Meadows area to national landmark status brings some healing.

The 760-acre site marks the spot where 120 members of an Arkansas wagon train were shot and killed on Sept. 11, 1857, by a Mormon militia.

Descendants of the Baker-Fancher wagon train have fought for years to memorialise their ancestors and to wrestle an apology from leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Those words have not come.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z1QwfDiy89

[IMaDick]

760 acres? holy shit that was big wagon train.

[Lady Cop]

they've got some damn nerve!!

Mormons apologize for posthumous baptisms of Wiesenthal's parents

By Moni Basu, CNN

(CNN) - The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has apologized for "a serious breach of protocol" in which the parents of the late Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal were posthumously baptized as Mormons.

The church also acknowledged that three relatives of Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel were entered into the genealogy database, though not referred for baptism.

Asher Wiesenthal and Rosa Rapp were baptised in proxy ceremonies in temples in Utah and Arizona, according to the database records discovered by researcher Helen Radkey in Salt Lake City.

The Wiesenthal baptisms violated a 1995 pact in which the church agreed to stop baptizing Jewish Holocaust victims.

"We sincerely regret that the actions of an individual member of the church led to the inappropriate submission of these names," said church spokesman Michael Purdy.

"These submissions were clearly against the policy of the church. We consider this a serious breach of our protocol and we have suspended indefinitely this person's ability to access our genealogy records."

Mormons believe that they may be baptized by proxy for deceased ancestors who never had that opportunity.

Church members, however, are supposed to request such baptisms only for their own relatives, Purdy said.

The agreement over Holocaust victims came about after it was discovered that hundreds and thousands of names had been entered into Mormon records.

Jewish leaders said it was sacrilegious for Mormons to suggest Jews on their own were not worthy enough to receive God's eternal blessing. Radkey, who has been tracking Mormon genealogy records for a while for people who ought not to be there, said she inadvertently stumbled upon the Wiesenthal name a few weeks ago. Among others people she discovered had been baptized by proxy is President Barack Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham.

The Simon Wiesenthal Center denounced the baptisms.

Wiesenthal's father died in combat in World War I. His mother perished at the Belzec concentration camp in 1942. Holocaust survivor Simon Wiesenthal died in 2005 after spending years hunting down Nazis.

"We are outraged that such insensitive actions continue in the Mormon Temples," said Rabbi Abraham Cooper, associate dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center, who participated in many of the high-level meetings between Jews and Mormon officials.

"Such actions make a mockery of the many meetings with the top leadership of the Mormon Church dating back to 1995 that focused on the unwanted and unwarranted posthumous baptisms of Jewish Victims of the Nazi Holocaust," he said in a written statement.

He expressed gratitude to Radkey for "exposing the latest outrage."

Radkey also found the names of relatives of Wiesel, a Holocaust survivor, author and Nobel Peace Prize laureate.

[Lady Cop]

The controversial cover illustration satirizes the moment when Mormons believe John the Baptist bestowed the priesthood on Joseph Smith, the faith's founding prophet. On the cover, John tells Smith, 'and thou shalt build a shopping mall, own stock in Burger King, and open a Polynesian theme park in Hawaii that shall be largely exempt from the frustrations of tax ...' Smith replies, 'Hallelujah.'

[Cracker]

I think OBK should tell us what the Book of Mormon is really all about. It was dry reading, I couldn't finish.

Can we not bash Mormons until after the election? Thanks.

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Can we not bash Mormons until after the election? Thanks.