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DUTCHESS
#41
Link Hayes Wrote:Ok.. So we've established.. I'm black, fat, eat fried food, am a triflin nigga and have a fat woman... So Sally baby, What else you got????
I don't know, I'm just going by what you told everyone. You're the one who said you were black andlove fried chicken and big women, not me. So what else do you put in your personal ad on Craigs list?
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#42
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Name the movie:

"Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

It was Animal House... and it was not "dumb"...it was "drunk"...

Thanks for playin'.


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#43
sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:Ok.. So we've established.. I'm black, fat, eat fried food, am a triflin nigga and have a fat woman... So Sally baby, What else you got????
I don't know, I'm just going by what you told everyone. You're the one who said you were black andlove fried chicken and big women, not me. So what else do you put in your personal ad on Craigs list?
You bore the shit out of me..32 Just when I think you'll shock me, total gutter ball.. Just like your love life... Except the gutter is your vag... and the ball is across your chin.
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#44
You're welcome, Sir Mix A Link.

Thanks for having my back, baby.
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#45
OnBendedKnee Wrote:You're welcome, Sir Mix A Link.

Thanks for having my back, baby.
What up Knee?!?!? No problem baby....Not quite sure what the mix a link means.. But go head on my nigg!!! You been slingin' the insults since I got here so I'm sure it's nothing good... Keep em' comin.. At least you got an immagination....

Really can't blame you for trying to knuckle up with me...:;box:: You can probably tell when a worthy adversary has arrived on the block... I don't feel the need... not yet at least.. You haven't annoyed me at all... Like all lesser men, you know know you are less... So make yourself feel better like that fat ass Sally:;beat::..Bring the heat and lots of it.. Because in the end only two words matter... Natural Selection. Darwin is watching... and shaking his hed in disgust at your pathetic barbs...
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#46
Link Hayes Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:Ok.. So we've established.. I'm black, fat, eat fried food, am a triflin nigga and have a fat woman... So Sally baby, What else you got????
I don't know, I'm just going by what you told everyone. You're the one who said you were black andlove fried chicken and big women, not me. So what else do you put in your personal ad on Craigs list?
You bore the shit out of me..32 Just when I think you'll shock me, total gutter ball.. Just like your love life... Except the gutter is your vag... and the ball is across your chin.
Oh go to hell, it's not like you've been a real hoot. Your infatuation with my vag and love life is annoying to say the least. Maybe if you could manage to get laid more than once a year, you'd stop being such a creep.
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#47
sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:Ok.. So we've established.. I'm black, fat, eat fried food, am a triflin nigga and have a fat woman... So Sally baby, What else you got????
I don't know, I'm just going by what you told everyone. You're the one who said you were black andlove fried chicken and big women, not me. So what else do you put in your personal ad on Craigs list?
You bore the shit out of me..32 Just when I think you'll shock me, total gutter ball.. Just like your love life... Except the gutter is your vag... and the ball is across your chin.
Oh go to hell, it's not like you've been a real hoot. Your infatuation with my vag and love life is annoying to say the least. Maybe if you could manage to get laid more than once a year, you'd stop being such a creep.
AAAhhaaaAAahhaaaa!!!! Damn calm down baby!!!!! You're getting gravy all over the computer!!! AAAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!::banana::
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#48
Lots of letters... forming words... all in a row... non sequitur...

Random thoughts... makes little to no sense... Claims to be black yet knows not of the ways of Sir Mix A Lot and "Baby Got Back"...

Thanks gumdrop. You've proven, once again, this guy's blacker than you:

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#49
Link Hayes Wrote:AAAhhaaaAAahhaaaa!!!! Damn calm down baby!!!!! You're getting gravy all over the computer!!! AAAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!::banana::
Gravy? You cut me deep LH, you cut me real deep. Do you think I like being 125lbs, you insensitive prick.
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#50
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Lots of letters... forming words... all in a row... non sequitur...

Random thoughts... makes little to no sense... Claims to be black yet knows not of the ways of Sir Mix A Lot and "Baby Got Back"...

Thanks gumdrop. You've proven, once again, this guy's blacker than you:

[Image: powder.jpg]

AAAAHHAHAHA!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard ever!!!! A insult haiku!!!! AHAaaaa

I know who the brotha is...Just didn't know why you mixed his name and mine?? Now you get it knee??? Of course I know who he is.. Look man. If you want me to be white..or whatever you want.. Just go ahead and imaging me that way... You are totally and completely stuck on this whole black thing...

I know, you been losing women all your life to the bruthas.21.. Now, you can't believe that the big dog on your block is as black and sweaty as Bobby Brown and got his feet on your coffee table!!

AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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#51
sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:AAAhhaaaAAahhaaaa!!!! Damn calm down baby!!!!! You're getting gravy all over the computer!!! AAAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!::banana::
Gravy? You cut me deep LH, you cut me real deep. Do you think I like being 125lbs, you insensitive prick.

Baby your morning dumps weigh 125...I CAN NOT stop laughing at you!!!

::haha::
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#52
"... know, you been losing women all your life to the bruthas... Now, you can't believe that the big dog on your block is as black and sweaty as Bobby Brown and got his feet on your coffee table!!"
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I'm sure you and Bobby share many of the same attributes.

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#53
Dinky, anyone who tries so hard to be so black on the internet surely is as white as Powder.

Who are you really trying to convince and why?
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#54
OnBendedKnee Wrote:"... know, you been losing women all your life to the bruthas... Now, you can't believe that the big dog on your block is as black and sweaty as Bobby Brown and got his feet on your coffee table!!"
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I'm sure you and Bobby share many of the same attributes.

[Image: bobbymug.jpg]
Hell yea... that's a handsome brutha.

Hey knee... these two sweetys of mine say they know you..::haha::
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#55
The Antagonist Wrote:Dinky, anyone who tries so hard to be so black on the internet surely is as white as Powder.

Who are you really trying to convince and why?
Hey wass crackin' mami?? No. Knee is tryin' to convince you I'm not Black. You see the difference sugar??:kiss::
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#56
sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:AAAhhaaaAAahhaaaa!!!! Damn calm down baby!!!!! You're getting gravy all over the computer!!! AAAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!::banana::
Gravy? You cut me deep LH, you cut me real deep. Do you think I like being 125lbs, you insensitive prick.

ahhh shit!! No she di'in't....betta watch dem breviations baby.....streets is watchin....
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#57
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Lots of letters... forming words... all in a row... non sequitur...

Random thoughts... makes little to no sense... Claims to be black yet knows not of the ways of Sir Mix A Lot and "Baby Got Back"...

Thanks gumdrop. You've proven, once again, this guy's blacker than you:

[Image: powder.jpg]
Knee.. Wass up pimp stick?? Hey.. I was giving this all some thought... and reading some old post of yours..and gotta give you credit... some good mocking going on... But this??

I let you have it and you just come back with the old ... "Letters...words...duh..I dont get it".....Cmon on knee.. It's too early in this game for me to expect so much more out of you!!! Is this what I have to look foward to in the future?? Or is the only fun I'm gonna have isworshiping my beautiful queen the lovely Duchess???And torment Sally for the size of her ass??? Hook a brutha up.!!
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#58
sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:AAAhhaaaAAahhaaaa!!!! Damn calm down baby!!!!! You're getting gravy all over the computer!!! AAAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!::banana::
Gravy? You cut me deep LH, you cut me real deep. Do you think I like being 125lbs, you insensitive prick.

Sally... Look baby... I'm sorry for being insensitive... Really.. Your hubby may keep you for another ten years for all I know.. before he trades up for a younger newer model...No point in worrying about it now.. BE HAPPY BABY!!! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!

Remember, when everyone's gone and you're lonely in addition to fat, you will always have Mock Forums... and me baby.
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#59
Sooo much cooler online....
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#60
The last 20 repliesin thisthread have finally cured my insomnia.........:Yawn:32
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