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#141
07-08-2009, 10:01 PM
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#142
07-08-2009, 10:03 PM
sally Wrote:Fuck you assholes! This is Florida, I walk outside for 2 mins. and my hair puffs out like Dianna Ross.

Like her hair or like Diana Ross herself? Because she's put on a little bit of the bloat in her old age, so that'd make sense.

I think your hair looks fine, Sally. These guys are too busy stroking each other off to even know what a woman should look like. ::nuts::
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07-08-2009, 10:07 PM
[user=35]LuMPyPussy[/user] wrote:
Quote:These guys are too busy stroking each other off to even know what a woman should look like. ::nuts::


Hows about you post another pic of those superb breast of yours Lumpy...








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07-08-2009, 10:10 PM
Either of your two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs will do...







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07-08-2009, 10:38 PM
[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:
Quote:Fuck you assholes! This is Florida, I walk outside for 2 mins. and my hair puffs out like Dianna Ross.
Sally, after seeing your photo I take back 70% of the comments I made about you today.

See? There are a couple of super easy shots to be made regarding your Diana Ross post and I'm not going to take them.
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07-08-2009, 10:39 PM
Why does Sally lick her own boob?
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07-08-2009, 10:39 PM
Wait for it. . .
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07-08-2009, 11:00 PM
Because she can.






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07-09-2009, 05:12 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:I emailed her.
Are you going to keep us in suspense ?...Inquiring minds want to know if your superduper moderator is returning to the bosom of her Mock family.
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07-09-2009, 05:18 AM
Borndragon Wrote:D.... you little fag....get to the back of the line, with your blow job hating dick.
Wow..A dude that doesn't like the feeling of a soft, warm, wet mouth sliding down over his dick...Amazing.
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#151
07-09-2009, 05:48 AM
Duchess Wrote:
Borndragon Wrote:D.... you little fag....get to the back of the line, with your blow job hating dick.
Wow..A dude that doesn't like the feeling of a soft, warm, wet mouth sliding down over his dick...Amazing.

I don't get it either. I remember D posting that he doesn't like blow jobs.
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07-09-2009, 05:56 AM
Duchess Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I emailed her.
Are you going to keep us in suspense ?...Inquiring minds want to know if your superduper moderator is returning to the bosom of her Mock family.

I'll get the party organized if she's returning.


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07-09-2009, 06:19 AM
Lumpy what the hell time is it in Utah? And why are you up so early?
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07-09-2009, 06:22 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'll get the party organized if she's returning.
I've heard Pink singing, "Get The Party Started" ever since I first read that...I've got a hell of an imagination.
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07-09-2009, 06:27 AM
ramseycat Wrote:Lumpy what the hell time is it in Utah? And why are you up so early?
It was 4ish when I posted that... bad dreams last night and I couldn't sleep past about 3 so I thought I'd grace the forum with my presence. You lucky, lucky people.
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07-09-2009, 08:14 AM
sally Wrote:Fuck you assholes! This is Florida, I walk outside for 2 mins. and my hair puffs out like Dianna Ross.

This will solve your frizzy hair issues and stop it from puffing out.

http://www.paulmitchell.com/Products/Pau...Serum.aspx
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07-09-2009, 08:50 AM
The Antagonist Wrote:
sally Wrote:Fuck you assholes! This is Florida, I walk outside for 2 mins. and my hair puffs out like Dianna Ross.

This will solve your frizzy hair issues and stop it from puffing out.

http://www.paulmitchell.com/Products/Pau...Serum.aspx
That is what I use, they recommended it at the hair salon. It does help a lotwith the frizziness, but my hair is really thick and curly and it still looks big even after I spend an hour trying to straighten and tame it.
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07-09-2009, 08:55 AM
Just get a fucking haircut and get rid of that 70s reject mop. Get a modern style, get it shorter or something, Jesus ...
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07-09-2009, 09:18 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:Just get a fucking haircut and get rid of that 70s reject mop. Get a modern style, get it shorter or something, Jesus ...
I don't need any advice from your punk ass about hair styles. I don't want it shorter, you asshiole, then it would puff out even more. If it makes you happy though, I have it pulled back into a pony tail this morning.
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07-09-2009, 09:19 AM
MF, long straight hair with bangs is modern. It's always modern.

Sally, your problem is you straighten it and live in high humidity year round. It'll never not 'poof' on you.

Do like me, layer it up, very long layers, keep the length and use the serum. Let it air dry and then 'fluff' it with the dryer or your fingers at the scalp only after it's dry.

You're damaging your hair with all the blow drying and straightening and no amount of serum will smooth it.

If that's out of the question, apply the serum while you're still in the shower and your hair is soaking wet. It'll distribute more evenly and let it air dry to about 90% before straightening it with the dryer.

The brush you use also makes a huge difference. Get a soft bristle brush to pull it straight. Avoid metal heat type brushes.
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