Saint Patrick's Day

[Lady Cop]

~~Have a Guinness on me~~




Maggot and his pot of gold----->

[username]

My husband is Irish, he's named Pat and I was due to give birth on St. Patrick's day (instead, my two were born in early February).

Anyway, I don't really care about St. Patrick's Day, lol.

[Cynical Ninja]

Time for all the plastic paddies to get drunk.

[username]

An Irishman is having a beer with his wife in a pub. The man says "I love you". The wife says "is that you talking or the beer"? He says "it was me talking to the beer".




Heard that on the radio this morning. You're welcome.

[BlueTiki]

St. Patrick's Day is ubiquitous.

Here's a picture of my Asian friend, Khan.

He has Hansen's Disiase.

   
"Silly Leper, Khan . . .
always after me Lucky Charms."

[Duchess]

Is that contagious?

[Lady Cop]

Danny Boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3...r_embedded

[Fibonacci Prima]

May those who love us, love us.
And for those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he can not turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we may know them by their limping.


May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.


I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own


Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!





...and a favorite joke or two.

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."




An Irishman, an Englishman and a beautiful girl are riding together in a train, with the beautiful girl in the middle.The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Irishman are sitting there looking perplexed. The Englishman is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.

The Englishman is thinking "Damn it, that Mick must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."

The girl is thinking, "That Englishman must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Irishman instead and got slapped."

The Irishman is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Englishman again!!

[JsMom]

~~Have a Guinness on me~~




Maggot and his pot of gold----->

[Lady Cop]

LIFE magazine lovely photos of Ireland:

http://www.life.com/gallery/24421/ireland-today