Post: #1

it's overdue...a thread about walmart.
the shoplifter's mecca

Arizona--->

Chandler police are asking the public's help in identifying and locating three suspects from a brazen shoplifting early Saturday morning. Around 3 am, police say the two women and one man entered the Walmart on Germann Rd. near Gilbert Rd. and went through the store, filling a shopping cart with alcoholic beverages.

According to Detective David Ramer, the trio then walked out of the store with the shopping cart, without paying for the booze. A store employee confronted them, at which point the male suspect reportedly punched the employee in the face several times.

After the three took the shopping cart to their car and loaded the stolen merchandise into it, the male suspect took a shotgun from the car and returned to the store entrance, where he told employees who had gathered there to go back inside the store. Then, the suspect fired a shot toward the employees, hitting a store window. No one was injured.

The suspects' car is described as a silver Dodge Neon, license plate unknown. The suspects themselves are all described as being in their 20s, heavy set, with brown skin – possibly Hispanic, Native American, or Pacific Islander. (See surveillance photos below)

Anyone with information on their identity is urged to call Chandler Police at (480) 782-4130. You can also leave an anonymous tip on the Chandler police website at http://www.chandlerpd.com .


PHOTOS: Police released these surveillance photos from inside the store

Post: #2

Walmart owns the Asda supermarket chain in the UK.

It didn't take them long to turn all the workers into smiling drones.

Post: #3

i suppose everyone has seen "The People of Walmart" site. it's hilarious!


http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798

Post: #4

They should be catapulted back across the border. They have no fear, that's why I think they are illegals.

Post: #5

I think they're illegals because they look like mexicans. But I'm kind of a bitch like that...

Post: #6

(03-21-2011 01:15 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:  i suppose everyone has seen "The People of Walmart" site. it's hilarious!


http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798

that was a riot. I laughed my ass off!!

Post: #7

(03-21-2011 02:14 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:  I think they're illegals because they look like mexicans.

I profile people too. *high five*

Post: #8

there is no walmart shoplifter profile...i did undercover shoplifter duty for over a year, and everyone from all walks of life and demographic shoplifts at walmart! i was busier than hell!

Post: #9

(03-21-2011 02:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

(03-21-2011 02:14 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:  I think they're illegals because they look like mexicans.

I profile people too. *high five*

If they make good tamales I'll give them a 10 minute head start before calling immigration. At least that's what I'll tell them...

ps, there's no high five smiley...and I was too lazy to go find one. also those smilies need far more exposure. The 'fuck yeah' guy makes me smile.

Post: #10

(03-21-2011 02:27 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:  there is no walmart shoplifter profile...i did undercover shoplifter duty for over a year, and everyone from all walks of life and demographic shoplifts at walmart! i was busier than hell!

Do you think kleptomania is a legit diagnosis or bullshit?

Post: #11

If I had to choose, I think I'd rather keep the illegals and throw out the people of Walmart.

Post: #12

(03-21-2011 02:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

(03-21-2011 02:27 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:  there is no walmart shoplifter profile...i did undercover shoplifter duty for over a year, and everyone from all walks of life and demographic shoplifts at walmart! i was busier than hell!

Do you think kleptomania is a legit diagnosis or bullshit?

i am not sure that's a legit psychiatric condition, i'd have to go look in DSM. but i promise you, if it is, it's rare. all the THOUSAND shoplifters i have busted were just garden-variety flat-out dirty thieves. i could write a book just on shoplifters and their games. some of it pretty damn funny.

Post: #13

(03-21-2011 02:39 PM)username Wrote:  If I had to choose, I think I'd rather keep the illegals and throw out the people of Walmart.

You should see some of the knuckle draggers that wander aimlessly around Asda.

Post: #14

I'd have to be drunk to fuck that fat bitch, too. Let them keep the booze.