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#21
04-23-2011, 11:46 PM
I heard dick was a crab magnet.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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04-24-2011, 12:03 AM
I never went crabbing but can appreciate a good secluded fishing spot. Funny thing is many of the best spots when I was a kid are still there and I still go to them to this day. A few have vanished with development but 16 out of 20 spots are still there..........It surprizes me.
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04-24-2011, 12:04 AM
(04-23-2011, 11:46 PM)Cracker Wrote: I heard dick was a crab magnet.

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04-24-2011, 12:06 AM
(04-23-2011, 11:46 PM)Cracker Wrote: I heard dick was a crab magnet.

And I heard your panties have a special pocket so you can tuck your nuts up out of sight in the crack of your ass.

A person who goes by He,she,it whatever should probably limit their attention to OP, who would never pick up on the fact that you're a he,she,it whatever.

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04-24-2011, 07:35 AM
I'd just lock dick in the garage and wait till he starved to death.
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04-24-2011, 10:21 AM
(04-24-2011, 07:35 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I'd just lock dick in the garage and wait till he starved to death.

Wouldn't you need to have a garage for this to work?



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04-24-2011, 10:46 AM
dick STILL can't get over the fact I have a house and owe the back nothing.
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04-24-2011, 10:50 AM
(04-24-2011, 10:46 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: dick STILL can't get over the fact I have a house and owe the back nothing.

Bank

Garage dumb ass, do you have a garage for your make believe car?

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04-24-2011, 11:19 AM
Forget about the garage, he could just lock you in his alleged walk in closet.
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04-24-2011, 11:39 AM
(04-24-2011, 11:19 AM)sally Wrote: Forget about the garage, he could just lock you in his alleged walk in closet.

I really am like forum catnip to you aren't I Sal?

No I wouldn't let him in the house, anyway there are weights in the garage so dick could exercise his alleged "muscled frame".

hah

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04-24-2011, 11:44 AM
(04-24-2011, 11:39 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
(04-24-2011, 11:19 AM)sally Wrote: Forget about the garage, he could just lock you in his alleged walk in closet.

I really am like forum catnip to you aren't I Sal?

No I wouldn't let him in the house, anyway there are weights in the garage so dick could exercise his alleged "muscled frame".

hah

I'm sure if there are weights in the garage they are in pristine never been used condition.

of course that's a big if since now not only do you have a huge house,with a walk in closet the size of an aussie kitchen, but also a triple car garage, and no car.

and all of that on the income from a part time job.

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04-24-2011, 12:22 PM
(04-24-2011, 11:44 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I'm sure if there are weights in the garage they are in pristine never been used condition.

of course that's a big if since now not only do you have a huge house,with a walk in closet the size of an aussie kitchen, but also a e triple car garage, and no car.

and all of that on the income from a part time job.
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^ - See how neatly I trimmed this quote?

My house was bought and paid for years ago dick, I'm sorry if the bank have still got you by the balls but they ain't got me anymore.

The weights in the garage were a Christmas gift from 1991.

I do not have a huge home, I live in modest three bedroomed semi-detached red brick house. It for some reason has a pretty large walk in cupboard space room upstairs, my garage is a single car garage with a blue corrugated metal roof.

These are the facts mundane and as unimpressive as they may be.
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04-24-2011, 01:37 PM
pithed with a shish-kabob skewer and placed back on the short bus service you arrived on before it even had a change to back out of the driveway.
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04-24-2011, 02:43 PM
(04-24-2011, 01:37 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote: pithed with a shish-kabob skewer and placed back on the short bus service you arrived on before it even had a change to back out of the driveway.

chance

Are you sure you and OP aren't related?

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04-24-2011, 02:50 PM
(04-24-2011, 02:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Are you sure you and OP aren't related?

At some point, Luke became OP's poodle. Some people are leaders and some are followers.

I just want to know how much reading Luke has to do to find every single instance OP is tagged so he can come to his rescue...

At least OP only stays pissy for a few days. Luke is a sour mutherfucker all the time and only attempts humor if it is of a sexual nature.

He's that creepy neighbor you always wonder about.
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04-24-2011, 02:52 PM
If you came today, I would make you play Wii bowling with me and dine on schnitzel, potato salad, baked beans, and corn on the cob. We have plain cheesecake with fresh strawberries and Gran Spumante for dessert.
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04-24-2011, 03:55 PM
(04-24-2011, 02:50 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(04-24-2011, 02:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Are you sure you and OP aren't related?

At some point, Luke became OP's poodle. Some people are leaders and some are followers.

I just want to know how much reading Luke has to do to find every single instance OP is tagged so he can come to his rescue...

At least OP only stays pissy for a few days. Luke is a sour mutherfucker all the time and only attempts humor if it is of a sexual nature.

He's that creepy neighbor you always wonder about.

you mean in a similar way as you and dickie? OP and I see americans and the good ol' usa in the same way...and we bring it to your attention...you just don't like hearing it from someone other than an 'outsider'...too fucking bad.

you really don't have a a fucking clue about me you ignorant, big-boned bitch...hah
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04-24-2011, 03:59 PM
(04-24-2011, 03:55 PM)Luke Warmwater Wrote:
(04-24-2011, 02:50 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(04-24-2011, 02:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Are you sure you and OP aren't related?

At some point, Luke became OP's poodle. Some people are leaders and some are followers.

I just want to know how much reading Luke has to do to find every single instance OP is tagged so he can come to his rescue...

At least OP only stays pissy for a few days. Luke is a sour mutherfucker all the time and only attempts humor if it is of a sexual nature.

He's that creepy neighbor you always wonder about.

you mean in a similar way as you and dickie?

you really don't have a a fucking clue about me you ignorant, big-boned bitch...hah

You even type with a stutter. Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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#39
04-24-2011, 04:00 PM
You live with your mother in law. What else do I need to know about a grown ass man?

Now go back and lay down. OP can lick his own nuts.
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04-24-2011, 04:05 PM
pffft.....hah
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