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Is dick a man or a tool?
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#1
04-30-2011, 11:06 AM
Is dick a man designed to be a tool?

Or is he a tool designed to be a man?
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04-30-2011, 11:07 AM


Bwahahahahaha! 115
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04-30-2011, 11:11 AM
You're a stupid fucker. hahhah

Go get your pitch fork and use it as an improvised weapon, then realise that you have the wrong tool for the job.
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04-30-2011, 11:13 AM
I am certain 'IMaDick' is tool that thinks it's a weapon. One that backfires everytime it shoots off its mouth. Saying he is a man would imply he has a brain.
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04-30-2011, 11:15 AM
Gun smith
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04-30-2011, 11:19 AM
(04-30-2011, 11:15 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Gun smith

A gunsmith is someone who makes and repairs firearms.

And firearms are weapons not tools.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/firearm

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04-30-2011, 11:20 AM
(04-30-2011, 11:13 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: I am certain 'IMaDick' is tool that thinks it's a weapon.


hah

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04-30-2011, 03:33 PM
(04-30-2011, 11:13 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: I am certain 'IMaDick' is tool that thinks it's a weapon. One that backfires everytime it shoots off its mouth. Saying he is a man would imply he has a brain.

Feel free to print it, write in your name and proudly display it in your basement apartment.


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04-30-2011, 03:37 PM
(04-30-2011, 11:13 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: I am certain 'IMaDick' is tool that thinks it's a weapon. One that backfires everytime it shoots off its mouth. Saying he is a man would imply he has a brain.


Have you always been such an ass kisser?

Impressive work!
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04-30-2011, 03:37 PM
(04-30-2011, 03:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(04-30-2011, 11:13 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: I am certain 'IMaDick' is tool that thinks it's a weapon. One that backfires everytime it shoots off its mouth. Saying he is a man would imply he has a brain.

Feel free to print it, write in your name and proudly display it in your basement apartment.

Oh, snap! hah

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04-30-2011, 04:03 PM
(04-30-2011, 03:37 PM)shitstorm Wrote:
(04-30-2011, 03:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Feel free to print it, write in your name and proudly display it in your basement apartment.

Oh, snap! hah

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04-30-2011, 04:12 PM
(04-30-2011, 03:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Dick Feel free to print it, and proudly display it in your basement apartment.



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04-30-2011, 04:16 PM
you know, if you continue to copy me you may just end up with a reputation you can't live up to.

Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery.

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04-30-2011, 04:29 PM
(04-30-2011, 04:16 PM)IMaDick Wrote: you know, if you continue to copy me you may just end up with a reputation you can't live up to.

Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery.

Finally a post without some low life name calling. But then I flatter you.
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04-30-2011, 05:16 PM
Dick falls under the general category of "man" (so he says) and the sub-category of "tool". Once again, this isn't an either/or proposition.
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