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JESUS CHRIST
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06-10-2011, 06:58 AM


Step aside, Botox Mom. There's another candidate for parenting award of the year.

"Human Barbie" Sarah Burge gave her daughter Poppy a $10,000 voucher for breast augmentation surgery for her seventh birthday.

Sarah explained, "Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she's 16, when it's legal. If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it." Sounds like a reasonable, open-ended gift. Poppy, for her part, said, "I can't wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They're pretty."

Poppy also received a computer, pink Swarovski crystal ring and matching necklace and a spa weekend from her mother.

The 50-year-old has supposedly dropped more than $800,000 on her own plastic surgeries and plans to have her daughter watch her next series of treatments, slated for later this year. Burge remarked, "I want Poppy to see what will happen. Some people think it's controversial and I get angry when strangers say I'm a bad mother because I don't think there's any harm in giving her this gift."

She added, "Poppy is a normal kid who is good at sports and loves playing outside. Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella any more....I'm just supporting her and making her dreams come true."

And, really, isn't that all a mother can do?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/09...73705.html
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06-10-2011, 07:09 AM
you just know she's got shit for brains.

A mother who controversially injected her teenage daughter with Botox is now teaching her seven-year-old daughter to poledance.

Sarah Burge, 50, known as the 'Human Barbie' after spending half-a-million pounds on cosmetic surgery, claims that the poledancing lessons help daughter Poppy seven, to keep fit.

But children's safety campaigners and child experts criticized the move, warning she was sexualizing her daughter far too early and making her a target for sexual predators.


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06-10-2011, 07:14 AM


She is a bimbo in every sense of the word.
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06-10-2011, 07:50 AM
oh for the love of pete....
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06-10-2011, 09:30 AM
(06-10-2011, 07:50 AM)ramseycat Wrote: oh for the love of pete....

Who the hell is "pete"??? 111
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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06-10-2011, 09:54 AM
Breast implants?, pole dancing?

For fucks sake.
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06-10-2011, 10:21 AM
She will grow up to be a sexting queen, no big deal.
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06-10-2011, 10:42 AM
I'd like to meet the surgeon who gave the seven year old breast implants and stomp on his face.
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06-10-2011, 10:45 AM
(06-10-2011, 09:30 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(06-10-2011, 07:50 AM)ramseycat Wrote: oh for the love of pete....

Who the hell is "pete"??? 111

Aw honey, don't you worry. You are still my Maggottyboo!!! Smiley_emoticons_bussi
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06-10-2011, 10:46 AM
(06-10-2011, 10:42 AM)White Pud Wrote: I'd like to meet the surgeon who gave the seven year old breast implants and stomp on his face.

She didn't get the implants yet. Just a Gift Certificate so she can get them when she is of age.
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06-10-2011, 11:15 AM
Geez, give the kid a bike, at least when people say "you never forget, it's like riding a bike" the kid will know what the hell you mean.
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