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06-09-2011, 05:27 AM


It's time to wake up, sweeties. It's going to be another sweltering day on the East Coast. Grab it & growl or do what I'm going to do..play hooky. [Image: sunbathingsmiley.gif]
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06-09-2011, 06:07 AM
Good morning D, hope your's is great. I'm up early today, as getting ready soon to go to our local Casino for an overnight stay, "on them"!

Lady Luck be mine tonight!!! hah
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06-09-2011, 06:16 AM


We have casinos here, they bring the retirees in by the busload. In the lobby outside of the gaming rooms they have a plethora of ATM's that charge 25% of the amount of YOUR money you are withdrawing and there are literally lines waiting to access them.

Good luck, Cars! I think you & the Mrs. should do the wild thing in the hot tub before dinner.
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06-09-2011, 07:13 AM
I'm gonna play hooky for half a day. Tee time @ noon
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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06-09-2011, 02:26 PM
I'm taking a quick break from hanging out at a pool with 245 middle schoolers. Unfortunately, I have to go back now.
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06-09-2011, 04:31 PM
(06-09-2011, 02:26 PM)username Wrote: I'm taking a quick break from hanging out at a pool with 245 middle schoolers. Unfortunately, I have to go back now.

Smiley_emoticons_shocked Hell.No.

I hope you see a 13 year old with a stiffy just for you. That will teach you.
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06-09-2011, 05:20 PM
(06-09-2011, 04:31 PM)Cracker Wrote: Hell.No.

I hope you see a 13 year old with a stiffy just for you. That will teach you.

hah Not that I noticed!

The girls are a pain in the ass at that age (I'm sure you know). Jeebus, everybody was lined up for the buses and I found about 20 of them in the girls locker room blow drying their hair at the hand dryers. 78

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06-09-2011, 05:24 PM


I would be at a complete loss as to what to do with that many children. I can see myself standing there...dumbly...like this Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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06-09-2011, 06:58 PM
(06-09-2011, 05:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I would be at a complete loss as to what to do with that many children. I can see myself standing there...dumbly...like this Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Me too. I'm not very good at telling other peoples kids what to do, unless they really piss me off and then I just scare the shit out of them and they go home and tell their parents.

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06-09-2011, 07:36 PM
(06-09-2011, 05:27 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It's time to wake up, sweeties. It's going to be another sweltering day on the East Coast. Grab it & growl or do what I'm going to do..play hooky. [Image: sunbathingsmiley.gif]

Where the hell do you and LC find all those different smilies?
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06-09-2011, 07:48 PM
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06-09-2011, 09:18 PM
(06-09-2011, 05:24 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I would be at a complete loss as to what to do with that many children. I can see myself standing there...dumbly...like this Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

You'd be awesome! You know that other forum where you hang out and tell people what's what? It's that without the obvious insults or cussing. It's "don't run by the pool!" with a look that says "if you do, I'll kick your ass out of this party so fast you'll be lucky if you're still wearing your swimsuit, asshole." Smiley_emoticons_smile

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06-10-2011, 05:25 AM

When you put it like that it sounds like big fun! hah
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06-10-2011, 09:47 AM
It's a long weekend here is Oz. It's the Queens Birthday weekend and we get a public holiday, Monday off!
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06-10-2011, 07:15 PM
(06-09-2011, 06:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:

We have casinos here, they bring the retirees in by the busload. In the lobby outside of the gaming rooms they have a plethora of ATM's that charge 25% of the amount of YOUR money you are withdrawing and there are literally lines waiting to access them.

Good luck, Cars! I think you & the Mrs. should do the wild thing in the hot tub before dinner.

We always bring enough cash with us that we never have to use an ATM, as I hate them.

And as it turned out, was unlucky in cards, lucky in love! Smiley_emoticons_fies Smiley_emoticons_wink Smiley_emoticons_smile
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06-10-2011, 07:43 PM
(06-10-2011, 07:15 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(06-09-2011, 06:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:

We have casinos here, they bring the retirees in by the busload. In the lobby outside of the gaming rooms they have a plethora of ATM's that charge 25% of the amount of YOUR money you are withdrawing and there are literally lines waiting to access them.

Good luck, Cars! I think you & the Mrs. should do the wild thing in the hot tub before dinner.

We always bring enough cash with us that we never have to use an ATM, as I hate them.

And as it turned out, was unlucky in cards, lucky in love! Smiley_emoticons_fies Smiley_emoticons_wink Smiley_emoticons_smile

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06-12-2011, 01:54 PM


It's another beautiful day, sweeties. Carpe diem!
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06-12-2011, 04:24 PM
It's freezing cold here and there is an ash cloud here and all flights are stranded! people aren't happy.
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06-12-2011, 04:27 PM


What temperature is considered cold in Australia? I always think of it as being hot year round.
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06-12-2011, 04:47 PM
Nah in tasmania right now it's 4 degree's which is warmish for this time in the morning. But it's 6.47am and its still dark outside. We live near antartica you know. There is even an antartic headquarters here!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/...241974.htm
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