WHERE'S MUFFIN ?

[Duchess]

I'm missing me some Meatball Man, the pillow bitch himself...Does this mean our beloved Mock is capable of running by herself...We are such good lil' Mockers we don't even need to be "watched". ::sly::

[LuMPyPussy]

Sorry to break this to you, but your little muffin man seems to enjoy the flirtatious advances of Gangrene.

You'll have to try harder.

[Duchess]

Nah, I'm not needy enough to compete for a man...Ya win some ~ ya lose some...C'est la vie.

[D]

I'm missing me some Meatball Man, the pillow bitch himself...Does this mean our beloved Mock is capable of running by herself...We are such good lil' Mockers we don't even need to be "watched". ::sly::

He found a new model body pillow. Last I knew he was taking it for a test romp.

[Duchess]

He must be totally enthralled with it then...He has foresaken us for a damn pillow.

[LKTraz]

Frank needs to relocate.

Pillow,Pa would be ideal for him! ::bigg::

Zip code: 17080

http://www.pillowpa.org/

[The Antagonist]

I know where he is. Unfortunately he never said if I was sworn to secrecy or not, sooooo

He's visiting his brother in another state for a few days.

[Duchess]

Thanks, Ant...I appreciate reading that...There are a few Mockers that I would be vocal about missing if they were not around for days.

::wave:: Hiya, MF !...Are you reading Mock off your BlackBerry ?...Are we not good lil' Mockers or what !






Holy Hell !...I had to edit my edit...freakin' edit flag gettin' too close to my post. ::

[Duchess]

Now that we know he's outta town, lets go wreak havoc & terrorize 24. ::dlaugh::

[SyberBitch]

Now that we know he's outta town, lets go wreak havoc & terrorize 24. ::dlaugh::

::lmao::

[Lady Cop]

PLEASE DO!!! ::banana::

[Maggot]

I keep getting a weird vision now..........

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

[LKTraz]

I keep getting a weird vision now..........

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

[The Antagonist]

The surprises of little key words that trigger Maggot onward to deranged diatribes is always worth a vote.

[Maggot]

Frank Zappa The original muffin man.

[SyberBitch]

The surprises of little key words that trigger Maggot onward to deranged diatribes is always worth a vote.

It's kind of like that old skit from one of the Marx Brothers... "Slowly I turned... Inch by Inch..."

This forum would be far less colorful without our resident Maggot.

[LuMPyPussy]

The surprises of little key words that trigger Maggot onward to deranged diatribes is always worth a vote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIMWRXWY90

[sally]

He's visiting his brother in another state for a few days.

Hookers and Sunday night gravy over at Vinnie's place, huh?

[SyberBitch]

The surprises of little key words that trigger Maggot onward to deranged diatribes is always worth a vote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIMWRXWY90

A true musical legend was Zappa.

[Luke Warmwater]

be kind to the vegetables...