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I'm an attention whore!
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09-15-2011, 08:24 PM
Today I was kicking leaves in the parking lot and got pissed because nobody noticed.
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09-15-2011, 08:31 PM
(09-15-2011, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Today I was kicking leaves in the parking lot and got pissed because nobody noticed.

Ya had to set fire to the leaves, then they would have noticed! hah
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09-15-2011, 08:35 PM
(09-15-2011, 08:31 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(09-15-2011, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Today I was kicking leaves in the parking lot and got pissed because nobody noticed.

Ya had to set fire to the leaves, then they would have noticed! hah

I'm always forgeting something. I did have matches too. Go figure!
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09-15-2011, 08:48 PM
It's good to always have a pack of matches on you in case a thug asks for a light. Make sure you have a couple of quarters too.
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09-15-2011, 08:54 PM
(09-15-2011, 08:48 PM)sally Wrote: It's good to always have a pack of matches on you in case a thug asks for a light. Make sure you have a couple of quarters too.

They were the wooden ones. I used to dip them in wax so they would last longer. But man when they light up.......they light UP! The only thug I have around here is the guy that sifts through the ashtray in front of the strip mall in town. Sometimes he has a good day , sometimes not. Or so he says.
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09-16-2011, 12:40 AM
(09-15-2011, 08:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Today I was kicking leaves in the parking lot and got pissed because nobody noticed.

Only violence and nudity garner attention these days. You need to get naked and kick the leaves harder. It'll work.
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09-16-2011, 01:37 AM
the smell of burning leaves is the most nostalgic thing in the world.

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09-16-2011, 08:38 AM
I have some attention for you Maggot. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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09-16-2011, 07:51 PM
You deserve every inch of attention you get:


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(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-16-2011, 08:05 PM
I'm not surprized, the fire department calls me every once in a while.......
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09-16-2011, 08:27 PM
(09-16-2011, 08:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm not surprized, the fire department calls me every once in a while.......

Maggot's butt fucking the fire department.

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09-16-2011, 11:30 PM
Tell me this somebody, who is well known that lives in New Hampshire? This is an honest question, I would like to know please. thank you.
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09-16-2011, 11:45 PM
(09-16-2011, 11:30 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Tell me this somebody, who is well known that lives (LIVED) in New Hampshire? This is an honest question, I would like to know please. thank you.

John Kerry attended boarding school in New Hampshire while acheiving puberty.
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09-17-2011, 02:00 AM
That's it? John Kerry whilst attending boarding school. Surely there must be someone else?
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09-17-2011, 02:30 AM
(09-17-2011, 02:00 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: That's it? John Kerry whilst attending boarding school. Surely there must be someone else?

Lyndon LaRouche, Seth Meyers, Alan Shepard
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09-17-2011, 02:55 AM
(09-17-2011, 02:30 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(09-17-2011, 02:00 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: That's it? John Kerry whilst attending boarding school. Surely there must be someone else?

Lyndon LaRouche, Seth Meyers, Alan Shepard

Hey Zero balls. dick says fuck you.

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09-17-2011, 03:21 AM
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09-17-2011, 08:27 AM
Dan Brown (The DaVinci Code)
Ronnie James Dio (why did I think he was British? LOVED him. Sad to see him go.)
Mary Baker Eddy (you would have to read a few books to know who this is)
Christa McAuliffe (up in smoke, that was sad when that happened)
the McDonald's (Yep, them)
Bode Miller (is he a skier or a snowboarder?)
Mandy Moore (not my fav kind of music, but she's OK)
Adam Sandler and Sarah Silverman (no wonder Maggot is weird, they all are)
Earl Tupper (tupperware)'
Daniel Webster (not sure where the Devil is from..., if you didn't get this, read a fucking book, jesus christ)
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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09-17-2011, 09:35 AM
Thanks Cracker, thanks Zero. I thought there must have been more than John Kerry doing a turd on the toilet whilst reading a good book! makes sense now.
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09-17-2011, 12:07 PM
(09-17-2011, 09:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Thanks Cracker, thanks Zero. I thought there must have been more than John Kerry doing a turd on the toilet whilst reading a good book! makes sense now.

I have read J.D. Salinger on the can, my second favorite author, Poe is my favorite folowed by Dickens.

Heres a pile of them.
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